Gretzky?

*is starting to regret joining*

Yeah, and our serious spammers haven't even really showed up for this party yet.

Canada doesn't get any blessing, the bunch o' lousy hockey playin' hippies.  That's only reserved for the good 'ol Christian U.S. of A!  

There is an actual difference between ethical and uptight.

I went to one with roughly 4000 kids.  Almost 800 in the graduation class.

Not fun.

Really, lighten up, Iggy.  

Yeah, 5 to 1 I've seen worse.

Heh, he just seems a lot younger...

We all know what you really mean, you pervert. <_<  

Welcome. I bonk people. It is my function.

Dammit Kailkay, get your hormones under control already and stop bonking people.  

Yeah, I'd say that's scarier.

Welcome to my dominion  

Well, it's obviously one of those mid 90s FMV games... I don't know... one of those Zork games?

Hella, hella, hella!

[Weapons]

Name: Drakken
Sex/Race: Male Argonian
Age: Unknown
Class: Nightblade
Birthplace: Northern Blackmarsh (Argonia)
Current Residence: Somewhere in Vvardenfel

Weapons
Fang of Haynekhtnamet - A dagger said to be forged from the tooth of a dragon from Blackmarsh, the Fang retains some of that creature's magical power.  Upon striking it discharges a devastating electrical shock to the victim.

Bow of Shadows - It's not really known if this the true Bow of Shadows from legend... but whatever it is, many unwary foes have fallen from its arrows.

Daedric tanto, Dwarven darts, and glass arrows.

Armor
Hide of the Udyrfrykte - An incomplete set of Stahlrim Armor was traded for the black, spikey hide of this infamous creature.  Surprisingly flexible, this armor protects the torso exceedingly well, resisting all but the most concentrated of swordblows.  It even bestows some the creatures innate resistence to magic and cold, much to the benefit of Drakken should his cold blooded body have to travel through frozen lands again.

Dark Brotherhood gauntlets, pauldrons, and grieves.  Ring of Homecoming.

Spells
Mark, Recall, Chameleon, Magic Absorption, Dispell, Water Walking, Night-Eye, Paralyze, Silence, Blind, Calm/Frenzy, Rally/Fear, Detect Magic, Poisonbloom, Jump, "Fetch"

Skills/Racial Traits
Water Breathing, Poison Immunity, High Disease Resistence, very stealthy and athletic

History
Drakken is fairly tight-lipped about his past, or even why he goes by the pseudonym, Drakken (as that is not a true Argonian name).  He is known to have a close affiliation with the Morag Tong, a guild of government authorized private assassins in the province of Morrowind. He even occationally acts on their behalf. The Morag Tong is in a state of war with a less scrupulous breakaway guild known as the Dark Brotherhood.  Drakken is more than willing to point out that armor he wears belonged to the first assassin they ever sent for him.

He is also known to be a seeker of rare artifacts, normally a rare trait for an Argonian. He confesses that it's really about the hunt, and not so much the prize.  He also enjoys how they look in his home, hidden somewhere in Vvardenfel.

Appearance
A tall, but haggard looking green male Argonian.  Has a hooded crest and a long, hornless snout.