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Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Jafar on January 07, 2005, 02:01:00 AM
The 3 word game had gotten long and hard to read, so I think a fresh start is in order!

This time, we're going back to nice, normal sentences, to make it easier and funnier to read. ^_^

Are you at the ready? And set? And...


Once upon a time, Swift was walking down the road...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Pwincess on January 07, 2005, 02:02:24 AM
and saw a pink ball of fluff ...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Jafar on January 07, 2005, 02:05:32 AM
Who wanted to join her in her quest...


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Post by: Pwincess on January 07, 2005, 02:09:02 AM
To find Puss In Boots and slay ...


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Post by: Jafar on January 08, 2005, 12:35:13 AM
The treasure, discover the Princess, and save the dragon... :P  


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Post by: Pwincess on January 08, 2005, 12:55:43 AM
all in one morning ...


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Post by: Ignus_Draconus on January 09, 2005, 03:18:41 AM
without becoming so confused that...


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Post by: Jafar on January 09, 2005, 03:31:35 AM
They accidently mix up those tasks. ;)


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Pwincess on January 09, 2005, 04:44:08 AM
Gathering her sword and cape ...


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Post by: Swift on January 10, 2005, 04:23:25 PM
Pwincess joined them and...


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Post by: Pwincess on January 10, 2005, 09:49:04 PM
they headed out the door to find ...


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Post by: Ignus_Draconus on January 10, 2005, 10:23:28 PM
a large puddle filled with...


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Post by: Pwincess on January 10, 2005, 10:35:08 PM
Baba Yaga's favourite green goo mixed with ...


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Post by: Jafar on January 10, 2005, 10:39:40 PM
Leftovers from Gnome Ann's inn...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on January 11, 2005, 12:08:51 AM
and a large pineapple, so...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Swift on January 11, 2005, 12:36:05 AM
they all said "Ewww..." in unison...


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Post by: Pwincess on January 11, 2005, 12:41:16 AM
while holding their noses ...


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Post by: Random Nameshift on January 11, 2005, 02:48:29 AM
and trying to avoid the mess. unfortunately...


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Post by: Ignus_Draconus on January 11, 2005, 11:12:59 PM
a large and stupid creatre came out of nowhere and...


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Post by: Twisted Old Loony on January 12, 2005, 12:15:01 AM
leapt into the puddle splashing....


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Post by: Pwincess on January 12, 2005, 01:00:56 AM
the puddle mixture all over its self and narrowly missed our travelling companions.  Jumping over the puddle ...


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Post by: Ignus_Draconus on January 15, 2005, 04:23:15 AM
they continued on until they came to...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Jafar on January 15, 2005, 04:25:17 AM
The Hero6 forums, where they found...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Swift on January 15, 2005, 05:51:08 AM
Elightenment! No, seriously, they found...


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Post by: Pwincess on January 15, 2005, 09:49:37 AM
a box of coloured crayons and ...


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Post by: Twisted Old Loony on January 15, 2005, 07:15:09 PM
three stamps, a pair of shoelaces and a stuffed bear.  Amazed they began to...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Jafar on January 15, 2005, 07:18:06 PM
Post at the continue the sentence game, thus causing...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Pwincess on January 15, 2005, 09:13:01 PM
mass havoc until the sentence died.  Becoming bored, they decided to visit Spielburg and ...


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Post by: Twisted Old Loony on January 17, 2005, 06:57:23 PM
try the famous Dragons Breath. On the way to the local tavern they came upon....


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Pwincess on January 17, 2005, 10:14:00 PM
an old lady sleeping in a rocking chair ...


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Post by: Jafar on January 18, 2005, 02:25:52 AM
A eyeball of doom, and Bruno himself, who was...


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Post by: Swift on January 18, 2005, 03:31:29 AM
dressed in a frilly pink tutu skirt,...


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Post by: Pwincess on January 18, 2005, 03:34:52 AM
with pink high heals and ...


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Post by: Jafar on January 18, 2005, 03:36:48 AM
THE REST OF THIS DESCRIPTION HAS BEEN CUT OUT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING. :P

He said to them...


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Post by: Twisted Old Loony on January 18, 2005, 05:15:20 AM
"I?m on my way to the Spielburg convention for transvestite assassins.?  


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Post by: Pwincess on January 18, 2005, 10:13:25 AM
"... want to join me?"  Our group of loyal companions thought long and hard about this and finally said ...


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Post by: Swift on January 18, 2005, 12:21:36 PM
"Are you our of your fre-... er... what we meant to say was..."


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 18, 2005, 05:33:33 PM
Bruno cut him off with a glare, and said "You got a pretty mouth".


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Post by: Swift on January 18, 2005, 07:21:48 PM
Our heroes yelled, "Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"...


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Post by: Jafar on January 18, 2005, 07:37:35 PM
And ran away, leaving Bruno to...


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Post by: Swift on January 19, 2005, 01:19:21 AM
deal with that three-headed monkey. Meanwhile...


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Post by: Brainiac on January 19, 2005, 03:29:16 AM
...Brainiac arrived, causing all who knew him to...

 :lol:  


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Post by: Jafar on January 19, 2005, 03:48:54 AM
Stab him to death with knives. Pointy knives that burn with the fires of a thousand...


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Post by: Brainiac on January 19, 2005, 03:52:02 AM
...glowing green Kirby-clones.  Suddenly, everyone was shocked and amazed when...


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Post by: Jafar on January 19, 2005, 04:00:22 AM
The Kirbies revealed that they weren't really green, they just had Plasma ability which they dropped in favor of...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 19, 2005, 05:09:48 AM
NAZGUUUUUUUUL!


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Post by: Twisted Old Loony on January 20, 2005, 04:24:40 PM
Dropping everything our heros ran for cover under the giant....


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 20, 2005, 07:54:21 PM
Where Bruno snuck up behind them, and said "Hey, Jafar, you got's on you a pretty mouth."


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Post by: Pwincess on January 20, 2005, 08:21:44 PM
so Jafar gave Bruno a nice slap over the mouth and ...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 20, 2005, 09:04:14 PM
Bruno kissed him. On the lips.


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Post by: Pwincess on January 20, 2005, 09:10:52 PM
Our travelling compansions then went "Ewwww" in unison as Jafar wiped his lips with his hand.  Giving Bruno the evil eye, Jafar said ...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Guest_Jafar on January 21, 2005, 03:14:34 AM
"DIEEEE!!!" After a bloody battle, that freak was dead and Jafar had his revenge. He then muttered something about getting back at whoever wrote that into the story and continued with the others in their quest for...


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Post by: Pwincess on January 21, 2005, 04:12:43 AM
world domination.  Heading to ...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 21, 2005, 05:07:54 PM
Mordavia! Ya, Avoozl!


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Post by: Pwincess on January 21, 2005, 09:22:58 PM
Trembling at the thought of meeting the Error 52 bug, ....


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Swift on January 22, 2005, 01:25:50 AM
the group decided to make a detour to belzorash to arm themselves with patches...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 22, 2005, 04:28:54 AM
...And then trekked to Mordavia, aided along by a strange magic that teleported them into the Dark Cave, where they solved mysteries, saved hunchbacks and gypsies, and sent the dark one to his own realm, etc, etc. Then they headed to Sunny Silmaria, where they are to murder Pholus with his own armaments.


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Pwincess on January 22, 2005, 07:18:39 AM
Unfortunately, the couldn't find Pholus, so they decided to sit on the beach, while sipping on cordial and learning how to swim from an old book ...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 22, 2005, 07:54:17 AM
...Until FA came out with a wire and strangled Jafar from behind. Fortunately (Or not) The wire was enchanted with a spell of healing.


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Swift on January 22, 2005, 03:16:41 PM
And so Jafar wasn't hurt at all, and Swift turned FA into a sheep while wondering why Corsair seemed to be interested in Jafar. Meanwhile...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Jafar on January 22, 2005, 03:23:21 PM
Pwincess was awguing with someone who said she was a Woyal Pain... :winktongue:  


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Post by: Pwincess on January 22, 2005, 09:31:04 PM
because he refused to make Pwincess a shiny new bashing stick  :cry: .  Meanwhile, our adventures decided to ...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Corsair5 on January 22, 2005, 09:32:44 PM
launch an assault on the Dragon of Doom. But as they reached the monster, the combat was so horrendous here that Swift was forced to...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Pwincess on January 22, 2005, 09:42:38 PM
throw a dagger into the dragon's neck, thus finishing it off in one hit.  The rest of the adventurer's were upset that they didn't get a chance with the dragon, so they decided to adventure on and find a baby green dragon called Grisson which was renowned for wondering through that part of the forest.  Finally finding Grissom, they decided to ...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 22, 2005, 09:45:08 PM
Train him to be an accountant!


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Post by: Pwincess on January 22, 2005, 09:49:53 PM
ROLF!!!!

With their trust new accountant, they decided to head to the bank and ...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Striker on January 22, 2005, 10:49:38 PM
find out who this Rolf character was.


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Post by: Pwincess on January 23, 2005, 12:15:34 AM
ROLF turned out to be the receptionist ...


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Post by: Jafar on January 23, 2005, 12:54:19 AM
and he used his EVIL powers to create...


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Post by: Pwincess on January 23, 2005, 02:02:23 AM
.. chocolate bars with magical properties, such as ...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 23, 2005, 02:37:41 AM
The Ability to send us back in time! *Re-Winding noises*

Once upon a time, Swift was walking down the road...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Jafar on January 23, 2005, 02:46:28 AM
*Insert other sentances here*
After being abducted by aliens...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 23, 2005, 03:33:10 AM
The Party was shoved into a gigantic prison, and then forced to eat GRUEL!


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Post by: Pwincess on January 23, 2005, 03:34:37 AM
Holding their noses, they said "no way!"  :sick:  and ...  


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 23, 2005, 03:41:44 AM
Were force-fed by a monkey with six eyes and only three toes...one a half toes per foot. And then Swift boiled the monkey with a big Fireball.


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Post by: Pwincess on January 23, 2005, 03:44:59 AM
"Yum, toasted monkey!" said our travelling companions, however couldn't make themselves eat it because ...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 23, 2005, 07:08:18 AM
Jafar sneezed on it, then used it's fingers to pick his nose.


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Post by: Jafar on January 23, 2005, 09:38:45 AM
But that wasn't Jafar! It was Corsair in a Jafar disguise! They got into a boss fight against Corsair...


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Post by: Pwincess on January 23, 2005, 10:29:53 AM
and turned Corsair to stone ...


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Post by: Jafar on January 23, 2005, 10:32:29 AM
And then pushed him to let the rock roll... :P  


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Pwincess on January 23, 2005, 10:42:18 AM
... and roll ...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 23, 2005, 07:38:07 PM
But then Corsair jumped from the shadows! The stoned man was simply a drug addict! Corsair cast WALL on himself, to deflect any STONE spells cast at him.


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Pwincess on January 24, 2005, 06:27:50 AM
Pwincess then cast a spell to change Corsair's alignment to PURE good, thus causing Corsair to ...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Corsair5 on January 24, 2005, 08:40:30 AM
Scream in torment. However, the power of Avoozl was too strong, and the swift alignment change caused a rift, summoning Avoozl.


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Post by: Jafar on January 24, 2005, 11:17:42 AM
Using his AWESOME Ninja skillz, Jafar killed Avoozl with style, leaving Corsair out of a job...however, Jafar was a nice guy and bought everyone (even Corsair) Ice Cream, unaware that the EVIL aliens were...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 24, 2005, 07:23:10 PM
Implanted in said Ice Cream. The aliens exited the ice cream, and brought Avoozl back to life. Corsair then got pulled in and...


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Swift on January 24, 2005, 11:26:03 PM
turned into a giant ice cream! The...


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 24, 2005, 11:57:12 PM
hills are alive with the sound of music


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 24, 2005, 11:59:17 PM
And "Lord" Bierhoff is guzzling his alcohol.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 12:00:02 AM
in a very distinguished manner


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 12:00:37 AM
And then Corsair came from behind and made the world blow up.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 12:02:43 AM
into a million billion tiny peices.
oh wait, it's only a model.
on second thought let's not go to Camelot it's a silly


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 12:03:32 AM
Lancelot is offering to Lance jafar! Corsair takes him up on the offer.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 12:05:08 AM
unfortunately, Lancelot lost his lance. Alot


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 12:06:44 AM
...and then Jafar ran up to the Bridge of DEATH


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 12:08:02 AM
and then ran down the bridge of DEATH


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 12:10:08 AM
And went flying over the side!


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 12:11:05 AM
to the other side where he saw a brevy of beautiful


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 12:11:38 AM
Gay men. The Gays attempted to...


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 12:18:18 AM
flay a fly where it lay on a bail of hay. "I will not lie," one did say, "come what may, this is the oddest witty display that ever came my way."  And with that he skipped off into the sunset to laugh and dance and play


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 12:20:43 AM
And then Corsair came up with a hunting rifle and said "GET ME A FRUIT!"


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 12:21:16 AM
"or i'll toot"


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 12:29:36 AM
Then Corsair spun around and shot Bierhoff 9 TIMES! But it turned out he was just shooting...


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 12:30:54 AM
blanks.  The little dog laughed to see such fun, and the cow jumped over the moon


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 12:40:44 AM
And I smack Bierhoff with my rifle butt. In the mouth.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 12:54:36 AM
of Mr. Poos and his amazing dancing teeth


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 01:21:36 AM
Corsair asked "You're Mr. Poo? I have a package for you. A Bomb."


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Post by: Jafar on January 25, 2005, 01:29:18 AM
Which turned out to be a dud... :rolleyes:  


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 01:29:57 AM
And then Master Chief dropped from the sky in a Helljumper pod, kicked the door open, and pulled out a rocket launcher.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 01:32:25 AM
and asked Corsair for his lunch money


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 01:33:51 AM
And then Corsair said "The Arbiter is gonna meet you at the bar. The Flood Overlord is calling him right now."


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 01:40:22 AM
but the arbiter bit the Flood Overlord in the foot because he thought it was food


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 01:42:00 AM
So the Flood Overlord decided to have another roundabout speech and not speaking clearly. Then he teleported Chief BACK to High Charity and the Arbiter to near the Brute encampment.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 01:45:10 AM
where he was met by Brutus


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 01:46:13 AM
And then Brutus got a Needler shoved down his throat and fired, boiling Brutus insides and ripping holes through vital organs.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 01:48:28 AM
making Augustus very happy


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 01:53:51 AM
And then there was a really crappy ending to Halo 2.  


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Post by: Jafar on January 25, 2005, 01:55:07 AM
And then Jafar destroyed the Xbox, and brought peace to the land... ^_^  


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 01:55:54 AM
Until Microsoft Patented the dreaded XBOX 2 and re-published the biggest disappointment ever, FABLE!


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 01:56:54 AM
accessible only with a digital cable


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 01:57:29 AM
Maple.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 01:59:16 AM
the Canadian staple


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 01:59:46 AM
Of Graple, in Cantalonia.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 02:00:31 AM
and Snowdonia


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:01:57 AM
When I joined the corps, we didn't have guns! We had sticks! And a rock! And we had to share the rock!


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 02:05:29 AM
ya? well when I joined the corps we only had a sock! and we had to share the sock, all 30 of us


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:06:03 AM
You just completely ruined an awesome Halo 2 quote. You must die.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 02:07:03 AM
like a fly.  you couldn't, ever if with all your might you did try


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:09:32 AM
Yeah. Die. *Pulls out a M-230 Marine Corps Combat Shotgun and begins letting loose heavy slugs*


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 02:11:07 AM
which fall on the ground and be gin slimming away
aww what thugs


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:14:43 AM
Dang it! *Pushes in Shotgun shells* Buckshot isn't as effective, but it'll do. *Jams the barrel in Beer-Hoff's gut*


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 02:16:30 AM
*Bierhoff grabs the gun away* nay nay this is how you shoot a mut


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Post by: Jafar on January 25, 2005, 02:17:01 AM
Jafar the goodie-two shoes then told the two to get back on topic...
 :P  


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:17:46 AM
Well, I guess I must use my ultimate ability!

*CORSAIR uses STEAL*

*Got 1 potion!*

*Got his clothes, too!*

Here we go!

*Puts the  clothes on*

Well, they're a little tight, but the price was right.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 02:18:05 AM
in the tropic


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:18:49 AM
Beer-Hoff, you better go get a robe or something.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 02:22:10 AM
*pulls a robe out of his back pocket*
thin this will go well with my ring?


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:25:37 AM
Ring? I took that, too.  


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 02:27:43 AM
no worries, I have a few


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:28:20 AM
You have NOTHING! HAHAHA! HOOMHAHAHA! MHUAHAHAHGAHAHAH! BUHAHAHAHHA! HEEHEEEHEEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEE!


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 02:30:27 AM
I have it all again without a fee, for I found it free


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:31:08 AM
It's all in my hidden mansion. My Mansion next to Avoozl's huge palace of DARKNESS!


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Post by: Swift on January 25, 2005, 02:38:23 AM
Ahem... it's called "Continue the Sentence Game" for a reason. One sentence will do. Thank you.

And then...


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Post by: Jafar on January 25, 2005, 02:38:38 AM
We need a fresh start....

A long time ago, in a land far, far away...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:39:45 AM
Also in a different galaxy...


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Post by: Jafar on January 25, 2005, 02:41:02 AM
But across the universe from that galaxy far far away...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:41:33 AM
There's a band of loony toons on a mission to give Avoozl a big hug.


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Swift on January 25, 2005, 02:57:46 AM
And so they packed their bags...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 02:59:39 AM
And went to Glorianna, to "Sunny" Mordavia.


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Post by: Jafar on January 25, 2005, 03:02:05 AM
Where many, joyful, stinky people live...


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Post by: Swift on January 25, 2005, 03:03:34 AM
and where bouncy little antwerps bounce around merrily in a science lab...


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 04:09:56 AM
and every so often ring up cab so that they can go out for crab and add some spice to their drab lives.  Now the adventurers


Title: Continue the Sentence Game!
Post by: Jafar on January 25, 2005, 04:12:48 AM
Were being hounded by necrotaurs...


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 04:14:18 AM
but they were rescued by some centaurs


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 04:14:30 AM
With painted hooves.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 04:15:28 AM
and arround their necks was hung a wreath


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 04:15:52 AM
Of Mandrake roots.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 04:19:40 AM
and little fruits


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 04:20:03 AM
Like Beer-Hoff.


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Post by: Jafar on January 25, 2005, 04:20:58 AM
Also known as "Agent Mango"


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 25, 2005, 04:21:02 AM
and Smirnoff


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 04:54:31 AM
And Boozer.


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Post by: Striker on January 25, 2005, 03:19:35 PM
This thread is a snoozer...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 25, 2005, 03:21:45 PM
Striker is a fruity biker in short biker shorts.


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Post by: Jigen on January 26, 2005, 01:16:38 PM
And he makes a mean spicy hot dog


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Post by: Jafar on January 26, 2005, 01:20:00 PM
That he cooks with green eggs and jam...


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Post by: Jigen on January 26, 2005, 01:24:06 PM
Something-something Sam I am, I don't not like green eggs and jam


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 26, 2005, 03:39:23 PM
but I do like green eggs and spam


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Post by: Jafar on January 26, 2005, 03:41:25 PM
With a side order of Leg of Lamb...


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 26, 2005, 03:43:28 PM
and maybe a ham


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Post by: Swift on January 26, 2005, 03:57:33 PM
Meanwhile, Swift was wondering why LB was rhyming so much...


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Post by: Jafar on January 26, 2005, 04:11:07 PM
The reason being the two dozen Dr.Suess books in his room...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 26, 2005, 04:42:44 PM
And the poster of the Cat in the Hat on his wall.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 26, 2005, 09:03:32 PM
He sits in his stall waiting for some one to call.  
"oh, I am so board,
I think I'll polish my sword."  
But as he took it down,
from his hand it did fall
and a severed toe was his reward.
now doesn't that make you want to frown?


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 27, 2005, 12:26:00 AM
No, actually it makes me want to laugh.


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Post by: Jigen on January 27, 2005, 02:17:00 PM
Or even think about a girarff (okay so I couldn;t think of anything else to rhyme with laugh sue me)
 


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Post by: Swift on January 27, 2005, 02:19:10 PM
And so he barfed...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 27, 2005, 06:52:30 PM
And Corsair screamed "STOP DE MUSIC!"


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Post by: Paladin0707077 on January 27, 2005, 07:01:17 PM
And Pal replied "Why? I like it!"

Then he starts dancing for no reason.  


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Post by: Jafar on January 27, 2005, 07:19:35 PM
While aliens conquered the Earth with their funky disco lazers...


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 27, 2005, 07:33:47 PM
And a the Cheat began to disco.


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on January 27, 2005, 07:36:18 PM
"the Cheat, we instaled that light switch so that you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could have a light switch rave!"


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Post by: Corsair5 on January 27, 2005, 07:41:38 PM
Wah wweh wanna wah wah!