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Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 07, 2005, 03:15:21 AM OKay, this is more or less a place holder for me to type up my story on... Just testing a few things out with it, really.
[Edit] Excellent, it works. No touchie till you read the story, k? k. *begins typing...* Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Striker on July 07, 2005, 03:38:32 AM *touches* oops B)
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 07, 2005, 03:39:08 AM You have soiled the holy grounds of the texts... Now i'mma hafta make a whole new thread!
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Swift on July 07, 2005, 03:40:31 AM And I'll just merge them together if you do that.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 07, 2005, 03:41:08 AM Or you could always, y'know, delete this thread. Like I'm going to ask you to do.
Swift, can you delete this thread? Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Swift on July 07, 2005, 03:42:16 AM No... unless you give me a good reason why I should.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Corsair5 on July 07, 2005, 03:47:09 AM Because it was an accidentally created thread? I mean, KLK is an accident in and of himself, though, so it doesn't really matter.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Striker on July 07, 2005, 03:47:37 AM Yeah... maybe you should write your post first and then make it next time. You were setting yourself up again. :whatever:
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 07, 2005, 03:48:56 AM It was an experiment. Y'know about what? To see how long it would take one of you goons to ruin it. Time: Less than an hour. :D
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Striker on July 07, 2005, 03:51:11 AM Well, bravo... so, what exactly did you accomplish with that? I mean, by that logic, almost all your posts are an "experiment"
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 07, 2005, 03:51:53 AM Knowledge. I now know that there are people out there to screw goodly folks over.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Silverbolt on July 07, 2005, 05:38:42 AM Oh, stop pretending you planned it out that way, you Evil-character-wannabe! :rolleyes:
:P :P Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Striker on July 07, 2005, 07:07:15 AM Oh, I think most of us know he's full crap on this one. :)
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 07, 2005, 04:16:41 PM but he makes a good excuse for it
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 07, 2005, 06:25:48 PM No, I planned it out this way.
Also, I'm the king AND queen of england, and ruler of spane. Not Spain... Spane. Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Corsair5 on July 07, 2005, 07:22:42 PM Wouldn't that make you some kind of Hybrid Gender?
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 07, 2005, 07:52:46 PM No. Hush. I am definitely of one single gender; The gender of Maleness. Doomed to be insignificant, etc.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 07, 2005, 11:53:47 PM *feels the urge to say something but holds himself back at the last moment* ;P
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 08, 2005, 03:15:57 AM Good idea.
By the way this isn't the 'everyone team up against Kailkay and put 'im down' forums, it's the Hero 6 forums. Y'know, where everyone teams up against Corsair and puts him down. Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Corsair5 on July 08, 2005, 05:28:03 PM Yeah, but the Dark Spam will not Avail you, Kailkay! I am a servant of the secret Spam! You shall not pass!
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 08, 2005, 05:40:15 PM gandalf said it better.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Corsair5 on July 08, 2005, 05:50:35 PM YOU SHALL NOT PASS! *Bonks Kailkay*
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Rosella on July 08, 2005, 08:28:45 PM No bonking unless you use my smilie! :bonk: And the dude didn't die...it just hurt.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 08, 2005, 09:41:16 PM I like Mithrandir's better...
YOU SHALL NOT BOUNCE! Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 09, 2005, 04:00:59 PM Quote Good idea. ah man.. well it was fun while it lasted :PBy the way this isn't the 'everyone team up against Kailkay and put 'im down' forums, it's the Hero 6 forums. Y'know, where everyone teams up against Corsair and puts him down. :bonk: :bonk: :bonk: :bonk: :bonk: :bonk: :D XD Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 09, 2005, 09:25:24 PM no! an army of the stick-wielding fiends! RUUUUUUN!
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 09, 2005, 11:02:17 PM *shakes head and bonks Raforever*
Bad, using all those smilies! Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 10, 2005, 02:15:43 AM yes, bad. one KLK is more than enough
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Jafar on July 10, 2005, 02:28:59 AM * :bonk: Ignus*
How dare you speak about Master Splin- er... KLK that way? <_< Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 10, 2005, 02:39:07 AM you know, I always wonder why people keep doing that to me. :dragon:
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Jafar on July 10, 2005, 02:52:20 AM People always get hit with things in comedy. *Giant tomato falls on his head*
Like that... :wacko: Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 10, 2005, 03:11:15 AM *hefts anvil*
really? Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Jafar on July 10, 2005, 03:13:10 AM *winces*
Unfortunately, yes. Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 10, 2005, 03:19:24 AM okay
*drops anvil, then winces* ow, my toe Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Jafar on July 10, 2005, 03:20:03 AM Thats GOTTA hurt... :mellow:
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Corsair5 on July 10, 2005, 04:17:43 AM True comedy is when you're slipping in quiet-like into a rich bank, and a foolish guard wanders in front of you, blissfully unaware of your presence. So you slip up and grab him, drag him over to a shadow, and knock him out, leaving him there to be fired for sleeping on the job, thus ruining dozens of lives in one fell stroke, as his family falls into poverty, driving other people who required the protection of this one guardsman to make sure they were not robbed or crippled...
I've been playing too much Thief: Deadly Shadows. Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 10, 2005, 05:06:50 AM that's comedy? :blink:
you definitely need a dictionary Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Corsair5 on July 10, 2005, 05:07:53 AM Oh, no. I understand what comedy is. I'm just a horrible man.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Jafar on July 10, 2005, 06:21:57 AM You? A man? Don't make me laug- well, too late for that. :lol:
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 10, 2005, 08:23:28 PM *is bonked.. again* XD
LOL maybe he´s an orc or something XD Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 11, 2005, 12:44:43 AM Nope. 'e's a bearded gnome, lad.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 11, 2005, 12:51:47 AM whatever that is XD
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 11, 2005, 12:54:09 AM There are three things you should never trust, laddie...
Anything with pointed ears, A Bearded Gnome, An' a beardless dwarf. Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 11, 2005, 12:58:51 AM i.e. dont trust him? :P
don't elves have pointy ears? I believe those to be trust worthy ^_^ Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 11, 2005, 01:00:44 AM The quote is from some famous dwarf or another.
So it's natural to assume you can't trust elves. Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 11, 2005, 01:02:47 AM so dwarves don't like elves? :huh:
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 11, 2005, 01:04:20 AM It is general, common knowledge that Dwarves don't like Elves.
Elves don't tend to like anyone who's not an elf. Dwarves don't tend to like anyone who IS an elf. Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 11, 2005, 01:07:45 AM so dwarves don't like elves because elves don't like dwarves? :huh:
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 11, 2005, 01:08:42 AM Dwarves are somewhat humble, dutiful creatures of the earth, master smiths, hard workers, that believe their duty is to their clan, and that their god wants them to practice their trade forever.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 11, 2005, 01:11:25 AM strange... yet effective.
*leans on KLK's head* so... you`re a dwarve eh? Hiya shorty XD Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 11, 2005, 01:13:38 AM Sure... I pushed enter too quickly and submitted the last thing too soon anyway.
I didn't tell you what Elves are. Elves, by THEIR patron god, are fruity, flighty creatures of art and creation, that go their whole lives practicing creative things like music and poetry, trying to perfect their art. So, elves and dwarves are opposites. Also, elves can't grow beards. Anything that can't grow a beard shouldn't be trusted. Anything that CAN grow a beard and chooses not to, also shouldn't be trusted. Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 11, 2005, 07:06:57 PM how about just a mustache?
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 11, 2005, 07:15:43 PM how big does the beard have to be so a person can be trusted? :D
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Jafar on July 12, 2005, 05:46:14 AM Bah. Elves are a bunch of dumb blondes. :P
(No offense meant to any and all elves, dumb people, or blondes) Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Pwincess on July 12, 2005, 05:48:25 AM Out of curiosity, how many people here have brown/black hair? :cheerygrin:
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Jafar on July 12, 2005, 05:51:56 AM I have black hair! :D
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Corsair5 on July 12, 2005, 05:40:01 PM Dwarves are superior to Elves in another respect.
NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF! Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Silverbolt on July 12, 2005, 07:50:03 PM Except for Aragorn.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 13, 2005, 12:14:08 AM Quote Out of curiosity, how many people here have brown/black hair? :cheerygrin: I have dark brown hair. Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Corsair5 on July 13, 2005, 02:14:07 AM A WITCH! BURN HIM!
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 13, 2005, 03:45:04 AM yeah, your balances are horribly off if you think a dragon weighs the same as a duck
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 17, 2005, 05:27:00 PM unless it's a shrunk baby dwarf dragon :P
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Corsair5 on July 17, 2005, 09:43:01 PM Or a midget Dragon.
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 17, 2005, 10:29:09 PM yeah, that too ;P
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Kailkay on July 18, 2005, 07:11:03 PM How about a duck dragon?
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Ignus_Draconus on July 18, 2005, 08:33:46 PM well maybe... but I don't think they exist.
anyway, Salite In Piscinam Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Reish Vedaur on July 18, 2005, 11:09:14 PM Oh, and regular dragons do?
... Don't answer that. Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Jafar on July 19, 2005, 06:20:05 AM Well, there are Komodo Dragons...
Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Silverbolt on July 19, 2005, 06:21:06 AM Quote Salite In Piscinam Salt in the Pool? :D God, I love translating stuff to what I think it means... ^_^ Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Reish Vedaur on July 19, 2005, 02:08:28 PM Quote Well, there are Komodo Dragons... Yes, and boy are THEY ugly giant lizards. I watched a bit about them on Animal Planet... watched them eat an entire boar corpse. The only thing they left behind was the grass in its stomach. They were literally cramming the body parts down their throats by slamming them into trees to get them to go down their throats. Even the head.Nearly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life. Title: Kailkay's Punishment Post by: Raforever on July 23, 2005, 07:36:00 PM like wo :o
Is that how you eat Ignus? XD |