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I would just like to say hi to the forum (members)  ^_^

I don´t know anyone here yet (save Swift and Jafar) but i plan to meet yas all  :)

 :paladin:


p.s.: cool smilles XD  B)

Welcome, Raforever! I hope you'll have fun here.

p.s. Thanks. I made most of the smilies here. If you post via http://visitors.hero6.com (http://visitors.hero6.com) instead, you'll be able to access the new and modified smiles.  :thief:  :unicorn:  :kirby:  :dragon:

[edit] LN and Warlock post here occasionally as well.

They do? cool

*makes note to bug them too XD*  

Welcome,  Raf! I hope you enjoy your stay. ^_^
Oh yeah, the kitchen is that way. :rolleyes:  

Thanks Jaf  :D

Kitchen? why would i want to visit the kitchen?  :cheerygrin:  

I figured you might be hungry. Just...a hunch.

Why do you think i joined?  B)
Swift promised free food  ^_^  so I couldn´t refuse  :rolleyes:  

Welcome to the Hero6 forums Raforever!!!

Thanks Pwincess  ^_^  

Welcome, Raf. You'll love it here.

Welcome to my dominion :devil:  

your dominion? I thought swift ran the place

Awaken, my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind, the Eternal Will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.

*backs quickly away from corsair*
what've you been smoking?

Don't do crugs, Corsair. (Typo intentional. ;P )

Serve the Hive..feel the grooove! Serve the hive! I control the way you move!

*fries corsair and his (typically) overinflated ego*

Fries? Where?

yeah, corsair fries, just wait a few more seconds

Are they shaped like little pirate ships?

Would you like fries with that? Would you like Space Spuds with that? Would you like a Blattfruit Pie with that? Oh yeah, we're giving away a free soda with every meal! :D  

*bonks Raforever on the head with his staff* Welcome.

Aww, jeez... Jafar, do you have to have that Dwarven Vow on there? It's the cheesiest there is... Aww man...

*feels even more hungry*
Would that be a large soda? Ah just get me a ton of everything  :D

- Thanks Ianfe and cool avatar XD - looks like someone (you?) is trying to run away. Now where would that be? here?  :rolleyes:

- Striker.... um.... hail... um....lord.. master.. er... thingy?  :huh:  XD

- Corsair.... er.. FRIES ANYONE!!??  :P

- ouch.... what was that for Kailkay?  ;)   ;P  

Well this seemed like a good place to post considering I'm in the same boat as Raf (except I know him too.) Hi! :P ^_^  

*bonks Rosella on the head too*

It's just what I do. Well, to newcomers. We don't... really have a lot of members.

Ow! *rubs head* Um, nice to meet you. And I, personally, think 633 members is a good amount. IMHO, it's nice to have a forum where people know each other. ^_^

A) 663 people. 653 of which haven't posted in several... years.

B) We don't know each other here.

C) We don't serve your type here. 'The droids will have to wait outside'.

Actually, reading over that post, it seems I've been rather... rude.

So!

Welcome. I bonk people. It is my function.

That there, we call it 'Corsair'. He... does stuff. *looks to Corsair* Right? :huh:

That one's Swift. The one not here? Yea, she's the mod. Buy her chocolates and flowers, get on her good side. She smites evildoers. And the occasional spammer.

Alas, poor Jimmy... *sniffle*

That pink thing, it's a 'Jafar'. We think it's a human-kirby hybrid, the first of an advanced line of biological war machines designed to destroy the enemy and devour their food supply. Like, innah flash.

I'm Kailkay. I'm not actually here. I've just come back to poke fun at a few people and make sure my honorable forums are upheld. Did you know I was the original, first spammer here? I wouldn't suggest it as a way of life.

Hey Kels XD (this time I logged-in before XD)


a.) add 2 more people to that active list  ^_^

b.) I know.....well, at least I think I know Jafar  :rolleyes:

c.) *waits outside*


I really do have to get that XD smilie up-loaded. I can`t live without it XD

*reads your sig* I like your style... The whip shall motivate the programmers unto completion! Hyah! Whoo-kish!

A )Lol. Yeah, you can count on Raf to be active. And me...well...I'll stick around.
B )I'm sort of getting who people are
C )What droids!? I'm human! Honest! :angel:

XD

btw, is there room for a whip shaker in the team? what about a torturer? lunch maker? wanna-be-programmer? clown? coffee holder? stool?..... trash can?.... fool? XD


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Well, Kels, you`re more active then me now.  ;P
You always give me a head start with posts and after a few weeks.... you beat me in a day XD

Dammit Kailkay, get your hormones under control already and stop bonking people. :fighter:  

It's the talent of not having a life. :P Or trying to get one.

no worries, I`m used to it. *stares at his sisters for a second*  ;P  

Bonking, not boinking, striker!


I taught Jafar everything I know, it seems; I've read through a few threads, and he bonks with surprising skill. The womens swoon to the fury of his oaken shaft...

*bonks Striker. with utmost skill*

would that mean that you can bonk someone with all your might and not hurt them at all or bonk them with just the weight of the staff and bring great pain? XD

Yes.

We all know what you really mean, you pervert. <_<  

family forum

And it all goes over my head...again.

I didn't cross a line, did I...?  ^_^  I was talking about bonking people-- On the head! -- with my staff.

-- In welcoming...

It is my function, I said.

I wouldn't be Kailkay, the wisely old mage, if I didn't bonk people on the head.

I was talking to striker

Aha.

Striker didn't cross any lines either!

In my confusion... *bonks iggy*

Really, lighten up, Iggy. :rolleyes:  

I must be too ethical for my own good

Maybe.

"Don't thank me Warden... after all, we're all on the same team."

What's that quote from!

There is an actual difference between ethical and uptight.

Anyone?

Ihave noclue

C'mon... Famous movie.

Kinda crappy, but famous! Just about everyone's seen it.

*lives under a movie watching rock*

*lives under a tv-watching rock, so we're even*

*lives under a tv-watching rock too*

C'mon, folks! He's the Canadian-made superhero fighting for truth, justice and the American Way!

Gretzky?

*bonks Striker*

*Re-Garrottes Kailkay*

*has since created his anti-Garrotting deflector shield. He cannot be garrotted*

yeah, but this garrotte is charged with an anti-garrotte deflector shield disruption beam.

Yes, but this deflector shield has an infinite modulation spectrum, meaning that no matter what frequency the disruptor beam is, the shields are calibrated to another frequency.

*short circuits the generator*

Except that this a new type of beam that doesn't rely on jamming shield frequency.

It runs off of an energy system developed on krypton, calibrating energy crystals of immense potential energy, rather than a primitive electrical generator.

Trust me, I have all my bases covered. I cannot be Garrotted.

Okay *Kicks Kailkay in the crotch*

Impressive. most impressive. meaning the generator

*falls to the ground, wondering why this would be the day he wouldn't wear his cup*
 

o_O

'Jock strap' if you will.

Spamfest has officially begun, and with our newest kq9 visitors here as well (professional spam- I mean posters), we should be in for a few days of interesting conversation...

Oh, Kailkay, you don't want to bonk Rosella if you don't want to be a kirby's lunch. Trust me on that.  

That the case? *bonk bonk... bonkbonkbonk...* When last he and I met, I was the learner. Now I am the master. *bsszzjoooo* 'You can't win Darth...'

:wacko:

Really, that's all I have to say.

:D Good. *anti gorratting deflector... enabled*

*passes out* That staff HURTS!

:huh:

This thing?

Right here?

Wow... Didn't know the KQ9 members were wusses! Gyar har harhar... Here in the H6 forums, you have to fight just to survive... You've gotta be tough, elbow your way to the front for the last crumb of bread... Because here... Thar be dragons!

And there are sheep.

Where, you ask?

Right there.

:wizard:
 
*turns Klk into a sheep*

That'll teach you to hurt little 12 year old girls. :angry:  

*baa bonks*

*Turns Kailkay into mutton... using a sword*  :fighter:  

*muttonbon--* Oh, I get it, very funny.  *puts on his sword deflector array* I'd like to see you try that again.

Well, it's already been done, I'll think up something new for next time ^_^  

:( Now I don't know what to be prepared for... So I'll just be prepared! *isolates himself in his iron citadel fortress!*

* begins breathing fire at the base. the castle begins to topple*

*throws sharp bits at Iggy!!*

bbq yummy :lol:

*atempts to eat Kailkay*

*throws more sharp bits at Raforever, and turns on his anti-eating deflector array, skillfully hidden on his utility belt*

All those gadgets...he's like Batman!
...Or Jeff Andonuts...

Or the death star with it's billion different shield arrays. One for each color of the rainbow!

But the Death Star was still blown up or something, right? So, on that not, do whatever they did in the Star Wars movie! ATTACK!!

That's seven  <_<  

"You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this joint!"

DUN DUN DUUUN!

*Fires a Proton Torpedo*

*Kailkay explodes*

and all the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't but KLK together again

And they did it all without using a single bottle rocket.

As many shades and mixes of colors as there are, there are that many colors in the rainbow.


The force is strong with this one...

My favorite was when Wedge Antilles said something like:

"Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

cafeful with the star wars topic or Kels might sue you too XD

j/k  :rolleyes:

 

Careful! Careful! Don't quote SW too much, or Lucas will be after us like the money-grubber he is!

Then I shall try to refrain from doing that, and recite the Jedi Code to calm myself.

'It'll be like beggar's canyon back home!'

"look, I may be evil, but not even I go up against that guy's copyright lawyers"

Did you know that in the first remastering of Star Wars: A New Hope Lucas decided to have Yavin 4 be destroyed by the Death Star?

initially? that sound odd. that means that the rebellion either died or got away

Jan Dodonna used his Hyperactive Phaser Shield to absorb the laser, but at a terrible cost. He was consumed by the blast, and his smelly parts scattered all the way from Yavin to Korriban.

I didnt know that   :blink:  

That would, quite simply, suck.

I'd blow up Yavin though... I don't like it.

but that's where Luke builds the Jedi academy later!   ;P  

So? It's boring and dumb. If I were the Empire, I would have blown it up even after the rebels ran away. I'd have found a way. Pelt it with Star Destroyers or something.

actually it isnt that boreing
there's a sith spirit in those temples that attacks the Jedi padawons later  :rolleyes:  

Not as cool as a bunch of star destroyers crashing into the planet, laying major waste to it all.

lol

that would end the war in a week XD

Probably. The SSD looked REALLY sharp though... So I figured if you flew it at ramming speed you'd like, have the ultimate weapon.

or the ultimate desaster XD

No... Think about it... It's sharp... If you turned it just right, you could cut a medical frigate in half... Puncture the death star, kill thousands!

if so, then why did the super star destroyer just blowed up when it crashed into the 2nd Death Star other then pierce it?  ;)  

The deflector shield was down, and the captain was probably drunk. Think: Exxon Valdez

eh.... actually the captain was greeting an a-wing in the cammand tower XD  

True enough... But just think, if he didn't have to!

YOUR RIGHT!!!  :P  

Exactly. So the Super Star Destroyer is the most effective, efficient weapon in the galaxy.

*buys a SSD*

Let's go fly it   :P  

:devil: Into a planet!

(Hmm...my Citrus powers have alerted me to a great threat to planets everywhere...it must be stopped at all costs!)
With the power of Grapefruit, Citrus Man shall smite evil! LIME LIFTOFF! *Flies away*

citrus eh?  ;)

should we drink 'em capt'n?

*loud, booming voice behind Raf*

I wouldn't try it if I were you :dragon:  

not now, can't you see i'm..... eh? what are YOU doing here!?  :blink:  

well I was just randomly hanging around.

where? in the engine room? speaking of engine... is there a way to speed this ship up? It´s too slow  <_<  

:lol: It's been a while since we last saw Citrus Man.

*wonders what else this wacky place hides*    ;P  

*Takes a quick look under the bed*
Pocket lint...a soap box...Is that the Hero6 plot!? :blink:  

Maybe  :unsure:  

No, the Hero6 plot is the Ninja that is about to cut your head off..no, wait, that's Jigen's mannequin.

Soapy lint.. interresting  ;P  

yeah, give it to bierhoff, he might have something to use it on

Yes, we do. ;)

Isnt that a little late?

Better late then never.

Or never but late  :rolleyes: