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Somewhere, in mid-space, Tristan is busy manning the space station with the rest of the crew. Suddenly, the silence is interrupted by a series of scratches on the other side of the ship. Tristan gravitates over, only to find himself staring into the face of a 3 foot tall chicken which then attempts to peck him to death!!!! Tristan is so shocked, he accidentally slams into the controls, thus causing the ship to lose control!!!

The entire spaceship burns up as it crashes through the hemisphere and it lands somewhere in Southern China!!! However, miraculously, the chicken emerges unscathed!!!! The chicken has been feeding on Tristan's and the other space crew's remains and cackles gleefully as it now has discovered a new realm to explore!!!! But first, the chicken must breed to spread its' own kind!!!

*it stumbles onto a farm and starts mating with the other male chickens*

*a few months later, it now has a monstrous squad of chickens which have been feeding on the bodies of the owner and his family* Since, the next farm is miles away, the chicken queen knows that no one will stumble upon the scene except for the unfortunate few whose corpses are rotting away in the barn.

Gathering their brethen, the squad of chickens decide on a few objectives. Some will breed to spread their kind, while others will explore the world and they shall triumph over mankind!!!!

Suddenly, the chicken queen hears a phrase called "hero6". It follows the phrase and  stumbles onto the web site!!!  Amazed, it decides that it has to take over the world of Hero6!!!!

The chicken queen stumbles onto the forums, and manages to clone itself into cyberspace!!! Carefully positioning itself in the darkness, it awaits... for any sign of life so that it might sniff down the trail and summon its' brethen to pounce onto the unsuspecting visitor.  

"Is anyone hungry? Who wants chicken sandwiches?" ^_^  

*raises flamethrower* Who wants some CFJ? Chicken fried by Jigen?

One morning, Jafar logged into the forum, only to find....
It was worse then the site being down.
It was worse then anti-IA spam.

Chickens. Everywhere. As far as the eye can see.
Clucking, pecking, scratching, it was a nightmare.

Jafar was horrifyed, and knew that he had only one choice.
Log off and stay at the AGDI forums instead. :P
No, that won't do...
*Ahem*
Jafar was horrified, and knew that he had only one choice.
Using a transdimensional space warper he made from a toaster, he entered the H6 forums, then configured it to bring in the other posters.

"The chickens have gone TOO FAR this time! I won't let them get away with this! Who's with me?" :paladin:  

"I am!" answered Swift. "For I am Swift, defender and admin of the forums!"  :wizard: "Nobody messes with my forums and gets away with it!"

Suddenly, there was a loud BOOM!
"Oh no!" Jafar shouted. "They're preparing to attack!"
All the guests ran around in a panic, screaming: "THE CHICKENS ARE COMING! THE CHICKENS ARE COMING!"

Jafar yelled for everyone to stay calm.
"Don't worry, we can take them. Okay, all guests and inactive members must evacuate, now! Hide in the RPS Discussion thread. It'll take forever for the enemy to get past all the randomness. All active members, CHARRGE!"
Jafar then drew his sword and prepared for to battle his second strangest foe yet.

Will the Posters overcome the Chicken Army? Or will the fowl creatures take over this site, then the world?
Find out next time, on HERO6Z!
*DBZ Music plays*

Hero, hero, h-h-hero, Hero Six ZED!

*Jigen powers up SSJ style*

That stands for Super Saiya-Jigen, right?
*Ba-dum, crash!* :P  

Corsair grinned satanically as he saw this new spread of Chaos. If this were his doing, he'd have been amused. But nobody. NOBODY. Causes Chaos on this forum other than him.

He readied his spam beam and opened fire. Swift wouldn't be happy, but she never was anyway.

*Ignus takes flight and begins frying chickens left and right*

heh, eat that suckers

*this works for about two minutes before the chickens catch on, take flight, and begin chasing Ignus*

oh crap

The Queen Chicken immediately takes an interest in Ignus... "What an interesting body", she thinks. She has him captured and sends him off to a secret hideout (with maximum security), and has him used for genetic experimentation... to create the Ultimate Chicken!!!  :D  

Jafar noticed Ignus being taken away by the chicken minions.

"Oh no! They're gonna eat him or something!" :o

Thinking quickly, Jafar ate a smoke bomb and recieved Ninja Powers! :ph34r:
He then followed the chickens to the hideout. Unfortunately, Jafar was unable to enter the hideout, but he overheard some guards talking about some kind of EVIL DNA mixture cloning...thing.

Using a smoke bomb, Jafar returned to the others at the speed of swords ( it is twice as fast as light you can look it up but I don't know where so don't ask! ) and reported this info to the others...

"Oh no!" cried Swift, completely oblivious to Corsair spamming the forums. "We need to save him! Who will join me in this noble quest?"

Jafar stood up, with heroic music following him.
"I shall join you in your quest. Ignus is our friend, and we CANNOT allow him to be tortured by these feathered fiends! We must rescue him, for I know he would do the same for us. Attacking the forum was one thing, but NOBODY kidnaps Ignus and gets away with it. This time, i-"
Jafar's monolouge was interuppted by Swift, who pointed out that while he was making his huge speech, the chickens had caught up to them. :rolleyes:  

The chickens were armed with flamethrowers, rocket launchers as well as missile launchers. Not to mention that they were a a combination of man and chicken. Armed with combat knives and an arsenal of weapons, they instantly over-powered everybody in the forums.

Fortunately, Swift had the Mass Teleport spell ready. Before the chickens could launch their awesome firepower, she had teleported everyone to safety.

*deep inside the chicken's hideout Ignus shifts to human form, turns ethereal, and begins walking the shortest distance the the outside*

Corsair grimaced as Ignus was half-flown, half...uh...chickened...to their Lair. He wondered about the byproduct of a Giant, Demonic Chicken and a Dragon. Then he winced again. Gross. Let's not think about that.

He walked over to the Chatroom, where Te'ja sat in a catatonic state, his eyes glazed over. He picked up the sounds, the horrendous, painful sounds, and slipped off, using spam grenades to hide his presence from the Chickens, until he had climbed on top of their half-nest, half chicken pen. Weird. He activated the sounds simultaneously, then set them to keep firing until they were disabled. Then he bolted. It was like planting a charge of C4 or something. He needed reinforcements.

He went into the MRPS Character Sheet thread, where Aaron stood silently. He picked up the HK-G36 from Aaron, and grabbed the grenades, knife, and pistol. He had men's work to do.

Unfortunately, the lair was a trap. The Queen Chicken laughed, eagerly awaiting the capture of Ignus' unsuspecting comrades. Then... she would have more subjects to experiment on.

No, wait. Had they really entered the lair?  Or... was she being deceived?

Her chicken sense warned that something was not right. Nevertheless, the plans would still go on. After all, her goal to infiltrate the top brass at the CIA and the Pentagon had almost been completed. To complete the finishing touch, she would have to convince the top brass that they would retain their positions. Of course, these positions would later be done away with, to ensure that she held full control over the organisations.

Meanwhile, Ignus laid in an anaesthetic-induced sleep. The doctors performed a series of procedures to ensure his body was in optimal condition. The operation was to commence immediately and the main surgeon would be operating from his operating theatre in Kowloon, Hong Kong.

5 minutes later, the operation to embed a chip into his brain started. Thanks to innovative surgical techniques, it would not take more than six hours to complete it. Meanwhile, the scientists had already started on carrying out dna extraction from his cells.

(Edit: OOC: No idea what the heck I'm talking about?

Salon.com : (http://dir.salon.com/health/col/bob/2000/01/31/telemedicine/index.html) Read about long-distance surgery.

University of Utah: (http://gslc.genetics.utah.edu/units/activities/extraction/) Read about performing DNA extraction at home.)

*Is very glad that he spent the extra five minutes on that simulacrum, and  walks out past the chicken guards, who ignore him like the hallucination that he currently resembles.*

Jafar's rescue group went deeper and deeper into the lair of the Chickens, not knowing of the fate the fowl beings had in store for them.
So far, they had been undetected, but suddenly, a trapdoor opened, and they all fell inside a dark room. The lights clicked on, and our heroes found themselves facing Dr.Chickenstein inside his latest creation: The Death Egg! (Dun dun dun!)

A bullet from his glock put a hole in another chicken. He was running low on ammo for everything he had, fairly soon he was gonna have to go at them with his knife.

He bolted towards another room, heading to where the suits of medieval armor and weaponry resided, with simulacrums of people similar to various others. He recognized Jafar and Swift amongst them, but he didn't have time. Corsair ran to the very end of the line, to the Vampire Lord standing there. I willed myself to take full and complete control. The clawlike hands, the fangs, the pale skin, all was him, and he IS Herumor, the Lord of the Dark.

He exited the room, pointed a clawlike hand at a large chicken warrior, and made it burst into flame. Yeah, he was fricking Godmoding, but who cares at this point? His flesh began to crawl, twisting and writhing. His face twisted, and someone came down with a grill or something and bashed me over the head. My lips half fused together, creating an almost gellike substance floating in front of my mouth, and my eyes, before, just black and cold, became red, filled with fire.

"Ekru Domathcril." An electrical storm began over the army of chickens. Suddenly, an opressively powerful forced turned it into a bubble. A giant bubble. He gaped, then pulled an inflatable pentagram out of his pocket. He blew it up quickly and began the incantation. "Domu Eramu..GET YOUR FEATHERS OFF ME! Domu Eramu Ethrgi-aatrrghh!" The chickens grabbed him, swarming all over him, beating him down. He felt himself begin to float into the air, buoyed by so many chickens. "I should've left cleanup to Swifty."