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One day while adventuring you stumble accross a lamp, you rub it nothing happens, you rub it harder and use a cloth still nothing, you hit it jump up and down and shout at it, meh you say and put it in your pack.

several hours later at the tavern you ask the bartender if you can take your drink with you he says sure but the mug stays here, having nothing else to contain liquid you pour it in the lamp. Suddenly out of nowhere a genie appears and announce's.

Genie
"Ahhh thats better, been 3000 years you know. It's a bit sour tho..."
if only you could see the look on your face  :blink:


"For settling my thirst I grant you 4 wishes"

You
"Really 4 wishes isn't it supposed to be three"

Genie
"Why yes but thats so cliche but don't over wish or be to greedy or one or more wishes might go horribly wrong, besides you could always use the last wish to set me free."

You
"If your tired of giving out 3 wishes why not give out 7"

Genie
"Don't push your luck kid, do I look like Liz Hurley"

You
"Well if you tilt your head and squint a little you can see the resemblence"
.....
"For my first wish I want to be able to turn invisible and walk through walls but only when I choose to do so"

Genie
"Like I've never heard that before try to be a little more original besides that's 2 wishes"

You
"Sorry thought I could catch you of guard but I still want that for my first 2 wishes"

Genie
"Granted next wish"

You
"For the third I wish I had my own theme song which would play whenever I entered an important scene, but could be turned off when I choose to."

Genie
"Well now were getting somewhere havn't heard that one in 3001 years"
"Granted and your last wish"

You
"I wish I could make lightening strick and thunder clap whenever I choose to and it would be really intense at dramatic moments.

Genie
"Wow thats getting more original, wish I had givin you 7 wishes after all unfortunatly I cant make wishes on my self and you just used your last. If only there was some way to find out if there are more original wishes floating around. Well back to the lamp for me. Good luck"

You
"Goodbye"

Pyro runs around the tavern showing off his new abilities, walking through walls, turning invisible and stealing a drink from the bar, playing his theme song. But saving the thunder for later.

After a moment of reflection on what the genie said I wonder if any one else in this tavern has any good original wishes. After seeing a familia face hey friend you have to try this out.

and the lamp is passed to.....

Edit: oww come on surely some one wants to borrow my lamp even if it is used to remove this post and turn me into a chicken or something.

I'll take it. *Pours some water into the lamp*
*POOF, BANG*
Genie:blahblah thank you blahblah 4 wishes blahblah
Me:For my first wish, I want every one of Sierras adventure game collections.
Genie: Nice and original. Your wish is granted.
My reply:For my second, I wish I could fly.
Genie:Don't we all. :rolleyes:  Granted.
Jafar:For the third, I wish for a copy of Mario Kart Double Dash.
Genie:Planning some serious gaming, are we? Granted.
What I say:For my fourth, I wish for 10 more wishes.
Genie: Your wish is gr- wait a minute.
I:Please?
Genie: :angry:
Myself:Uh-oh.
Genie: Your wishes have been revoked! You come back, one year!
*The genie goes back into the lamp*
Whatta grouch. *Tosses the lamp behind him*

LOL pyro laughs and thunder strikes in the background

*ouch that realy hurts, the genie laughs in the background you wanted it intense at dramitic moments. mumble mumble damn genie.*

Don't be too mad at him. Its a genies nature to find loopholes for the requests they grant. :rolleyes:  

I should of asked for an undo feature thats works in real life instead.

Kailkay picks up the lamp, after walking into the tavern, apparantly about to scold Jafar for being so careless. He rubs his hand absently over a dent, and shoom FOOM up springs the genie.

Genie: I guess you want your four wishes too, huh?!

Kailkay: Four wishes? Are you on magic mushrooms or fairies dust?

Genie: Very funny, kid. Look, you want four wishes, or not?

Kailkay: I still don't get it.

Genie: I'm a Genie. You rubbed my lamp.

Kailkay: Rubbed your lam- Look, buddy, I don't know what they told you about that time at Summer Camp, but-

Genie: No, moron! You get four wishes for rubbing the lamp!

Kailkay: But I never rubbed your lam- Oh, you mean this one?

Genie: (Exhasperated) Yes!!!

Kailkay: Oh, well, alrighty. So I get four wishes...?

Genie: (Sarcastically) I dunno. Is that what I've said... four times now?

Kailkay: Four times the regular four wishes?! I get sixteen wishes?!?!?!

Genie: What? No! No, you do-

Kailkay: (running about the tavern) WOo hoo! I get sixteen wishes! All my problems are solved!

Genie: Don't make me smite you.

Kailkay: (abruptly stopping) Alright, alright, I'm done. Now, about those sixteen wishes.

Genie: Four wishes...

Kailkay: Alright, four wishes... Lessee, first, I waaaant... Sixteen wishes!

Genie: Wish gran- No! Look, kid, you can't be greedy, or it'll all go horribly wrong, blah blah, I'm sure you've heard it all before.

Kailkay: Fine. I waant... to be as rich as Bill Gates...

Genie: Wish Gran-

Kailkay: Squared!

Genie: (rubbing temples, sighing) Alright. Is that your wish? Your finaaaal answer?

Kailkay: But I thought I get four!

Genie: ... Argh, alright, is that it for your first wish...?

Kailkay: Yeppers!

Genie: Then it's granted.

Kailkay: (After a pause) Really? Because I don't feel any richer...

Genie: Grr... Check your bank account. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Kailkay: Alrighty. Next I waant... My very own private jet!

Genie: Wish Grant-

Kailkay: Pack!

Genie: Your own private jet-pack? Fine.

Kailkay: Woo hoo! Er... where is it?

Genie: At home. In your room. Under your bed.

Kailkay: ...Does it have infinite fuel?

Genie: (sighing) Yes, it's smarter than those oil burning gas companies, it works on solar energy and hydrogen combustion. And electrolyzing water... Y'know.

Kailkay: A-Alrighty then. My third wish, I waaant... A real pretty Katana.

Genie: Katana? You could have bought one with your money but fine...

Kailkay: Prettier than I can buy! Or make! Prettiest in theee... universe! Worth more than three times my bankaccount!

Genie: Alrighty. Wish granted.

Kailkay: (sword appearing at his belt.) Woo hoo! Next I want...

Genie: (sarcastically) A brain, right?

Kailkay: Actually, I was going to put an end to all disease, but a brain sounds cool... I want it in a jar on my desk. In that smelly juice stuff.

Genie: ...I don't believe this.

Kailkay: Huh?

Genie: Fine, whatever...

Kailkay: No, wait, what?

Genie: I just... bah, no, nevermind.

Kailkay: No, really, what's wrong!

Genie: I just want to be freed, y'know... But no, it's your wish, go ahead, get a brain.

Kailkay: ...Hmm... Can I unwish something?

Genie: What would you unwish?

Kailkay: Probably... the... sword?

Genie: Fine, alright, sword gone.

Kailkay: Now I want to put an end to disease AND have a jarred brain on my desk! *grinning*

Genie: What...? You selfish... fine!

Kailkay: Selfish? I'm putting an end to disease here!!!

Genie: Fine, world is no longer sick, and at home on your desk is a brain? Happy? Good. Bye. (exit)

Kailkay: Alright! Uhm... (setting the lamp down) I guess that's it. (Exuent)

haha that was good now that you have a mind maybe my jedi mind trick will work.

Don't trick my brain!

hahaha, I let my mind wander and it never came back. ;)

I would put a mo'u'ld on it but you cured disease. besides id probably get lost in there.

*OC picks up the lamp and pours in a stout tot of whiskey*

*there is a sufficiently impressive 'whooosh' and a purple genie wearing tartan and a kilt appears. "Och, that's the stuff that is!"

OC: I didn't know you were a Scottish genie?
Genie: Aye, well this is act'lly my cousin's lamp, doncha know? It's just that he's been called away on some urgent business so I'm holding the store for him for the next few days. I give ye three wishes.
OC: But ... the other genie was offering four!
Genie: *scratches head* well then, how about's I give you this choice? You can have three wishes, all true exactly as you wish them. Or you can have four, but if you say anything funny or make a mistake ... I'll make them come true in the worst way I can think o'. *he grins pleasantly*
OC: I don't make mistakes :angry:
Genie: Very well then, take your four wishes Mister *smirks* Perfect...

Becareful OC. This Genie is trickyer and deviouser then your average genie. He's up to something. <_<  

Hahaha, the Genie's scottish... Mean's I scared away the normal one. Bwa ha ha ha, I broke the lamp!

I broke magic!

if this is a diffrent genie does that mean we can wish again?

*The genies replies to Pyro's question with a sarcastic snort. Turning to OC...

Genie: Well, y'ready to make your wish little wizard person?
OC: As a matter of fact *smiles* I am. I wish I could fly.
Genie: *waves mystically; for a moment bagpipes seem to sound mystically in the distance...* granted.
OC: Yippee! *Tries to fly.*

*it doesn't work*

Ok mister genie, what game are you playing here?

Genie: *smirks* you wished you 'could' fly, so you 'could'. Doesn't mean you 'can' now.
OC: :blink: did I just hear that right?
Genie: Ye can bet your socks you did! *evil grin*
OC: that's completely unfair!
Genie: as promised :P*

If you wished for a blue hole you go into that and come out when you could fly.

Btw, do we get one or three wishes?

Depends on which genie you get. If it's the genie from the first post, you get four wishes. If it's the Scottish genie that OC got, it's three, but be very careful when you make your wish. He's some trickster.

Its seems if you pour a diffrent liquid into the lamp you get a diffrent genie, give it try and see what happens.

Hmm... Let me try. *Pours some soda into the lamp*
*A big, fat genie comes out!*
Genie: Ahh, free at last. Now you spend the next 1001 years in that bottle!
Jafar:Hold on.
Genie:What?
Jafar:How did you fit in the bottle? I doubt a little thing like that could hold all that blubber. :rolleyes:
Genie:Like this. *The genie turns into smoke and reenters the lamp*
*Jafar stuffs a cork into the lamp*
Genie:Help!
Jafar: Heh heh, works every time. ;)  I still didn't get any wishes though. :(  

Ignus takes the bottle from Jafar, uncorks it and pours in a dragon's breath. a scarlet demon spouts from the bottle. the deamon rises meanacingly and booms, "what do you.." the voice drops, "oh, it's you again. Haven't you tormented me enough? I thought it would have been enough for you to foil my evil plot a few years back. Can't you just leave me alone?"

"um, why are you in a bottle?"

The demon looks down at the bottle beneath him "What? where did this come from? I thought I was - well never you mind."

Ignus waits a moment then broke the demon's stubborn silence. "well, if you go back into the bottle, I think I can send you back to wherever you were"

"You sure?" The demons voice fades  at Ignus's look. "Okay then, mage, send me back."

The demon oozes back into the bottle as Ignus takes Jafar's half-empty soda can. as soon as the demon is fully into the bottle, Ignus poures the rest of the soda into the bottle and corked it. He hands it to Jafar.

"enjoy"
 

:blink: wow, it is magic! That lamp just turned into a bottle!

Your right it is a bottle now, I think that blue hole I mean plot hole has leaked into the lamp, never mind this dispell potion should fix it.

*pours dispell into bottle* there's a flash of colors and a puff of smoke, the lamp is back. There's something wrong the smoke hasn't stopped, infact it increasing. Before anyone could say razzle dazzle root beer the room is filled with a whole lot of genies and some chickens.

say some of those genies look very familiar, lets see that pink one over there looks like a kirby, that one over there looks like a dragon, the one by the table looks like a scottish chanter. That one with the overly large staff wearing armour which says smash with a picture of a staff hitting a head just looks rediculous.

*walks up the the genie thats on fire*
Pyro: man that looks hot you should see a doctor about that

Genie-pyro: tell me about it I sure wish you didn't do that.

Pyro: do what?

Genie-pyro: dispelling a plot hole can only end up in a lot of trouble especially the blue ones. Apparantly you've unleeshed all the previous genies of this lamp.

Pyro: What happens now?

Genie-pyro: I don't know im waiting for one of them to make a move.

:blink: Er... Hmm... Maybe I can get a wish from one of them. Which one though?
Genie meanie miny moe....

It looks like they might be getting ready to fight for there freedom the looser stays in the bottle/lamp.

I'm sure you all know what this means...
*Pulls some popcorn out of Nowhere*

I thought the correct response was to duck behind a protective barrier and hope they don't notice you...

The genies huddle in a group and talk for a while before one announces:

We need people of non genie abilities to assist us in this battle, for you see we cannot use our powers without a wish being made. We need a person to represent each one of us. Making wises to counteract the wishes of others.

oh boy, this could get  nasty...

*raises hand* oooh, ooh! I'll make a wish!

*the genies look on expectantly*

A million dollars?

*:angry: not a wish for yourself, you stupid, selfish, puny mortal!*

Uh oh...

*Pyro walks up to `fire-genie'* I wish all the other genies could no longer grant wishes

`fire-genie' are you kidding do you know how much more of a mess we'd end up in if I granted that wish, I don't even know if it's possible.

oh alright *writes a note and hands it to the genie, the genie reads the note* that wish is for later, but now I wish I didn't pour the dispell potion into the lamp.

fire genie, uh ah not granting that if i've got a shot at freedom.

O.k. I wish lightening would strike every one here except me and you.

Granted. *thunder roars, and lightening strikes everyone else* LOL that looks really soar.

:angry: that was mean.

*turns to the Scottish genie who for some reason seems to want OC to do his wishes...*

Right - they wanna play tough, they get tough. Hit them with-

*dramatic chord*

-the bagpipes!

*the genie gives an evil rippling laugh then waves an arm. Instantly everyone except for the genie and OC are holding a set of bagpipes; marching in a circle; and playing them helplessly badly*

Mwahaha.

The horror...THE HORROR!

since dragons  are physically unable to play the bagpipes, Ignus has narrowly avoided that wish.

*Ignus turns to the dragon-genie and wishes  to not have to hear that horrible noise. the dragon-genie nods and a pair of ear plugs appears.  Ignus hastily stuffs them  in his ears*

I wish that OC were bound and gagged!

OC and his genie are bound and gagged.

I wish none of the other wish makers could speak.

granted.

Mahahaha now how are you going to make wishes.

*Ignus uses sign language to wish the same thing upon  pyro*

*quickly snatches up the lamp and grins stupidly*

I wish... there was no air!

*writes a note and hands it to KLK*
the note reads: if you can't talk how did you make a wish

*pyro telepathically wishes that he didn't need air*

Ignus makes a wish via hand signal
I  wish I  had a  full scuba  tank.

Ignus gets the  tank and begins breathing through it.

*pyro transmittes some morse code*
I wish a band of the legendry waffle creature's would appear and march around being absolutly irresitible every one would just have to eat, after a feast like that sleep would be your only option.

The leader is a giant waffle big enough for a dragon.

Hmm whys everyone sleepy.

*OC translocates out of his bonds*

pretty useless when someone can teleport, he thinks. Now if only there were some way of wishing without words...

*notices the waffle walkers*

Hmm, I do feel quite hungry actually...

*wonders what the point of eating is if no one can breathe (no air), then chases the waffle creature*

uses flag signals: I wish there was air back and everyone could talk again.

LOL you guys look so funny chasing those waffle creatures
*now where did that jam covered waffle get to. trys calling it like a pet. here waffle, waffle, waffle I got a net for you*
 

*Ignus finishes the waffle in the newly restored atmosphere, then sleepily watches pyro chase a waffle*

*catches the waffle and eats it* feeling sleepy must not fall asleep.

I wish I had a strong coffee

*drinks coffee and watches all the sleepy wish makers*

I wish pyro's cofee had been decaf and that pyro were twice as tirerd as the rest of us.

*Yawns* getting sleepy ZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ this wasn't in the plan
*falls asleep and starts dreaming* Lava pits, rain, thunder and barney the dinosaur this is no dream its a nightmere. Gotta get this dream under control now what was I doing. Think now what was I doing where's that genie.

*genie appears behind me* oh there you are, wait a minute Im seeing this from 3rd person in grey scale.

I wish everyone was in this dream so I don't miss any of the action.

Everyone appears in the dream.

How did  I get mixed up in this? All I wanted was THREE WISHES! Is that too much to ask for!? :angry:  

You can have three wishes, you just cant use them on your self in a way that doesn't benifit your genie.

Allow me to demonstrate

I wish jafar was wearing a banana costume,

Whats that for you ask, easy turn around and look at that three headed monkey I just dreamt up, pretty soon it's going to notice you as a banana and give chase.

*impatiently waits for the monkey to notice*
Stupid monkey you think you'd notice with three heads he's over there

*monkey starts chasing banana Jafar*

I meant 3 wishes for myself, silly!
*turns to the monkey*
Look behind you, a three headed bannana!
*Runs*

Ah I see your point, maybe when this mess is over and were back to 1 genie you can ask him for 3 wishes. Actually that gives me an idea.

Pyro: Genie I wish Jafar's genie would give him 3 genuine wishes that won't go wrong.

Fire genie: what in the name of hades are you talking about

Pyro *wispers in genies ear* if his genie is to distracted granting him wishes that gives us an advantage.

Fire genie: I see, granted.


7 more hours till I wake up.

White walls, low ceiling, floor padding. If I didn't know better, I'd say I was in a looney bin. Where am I anyway?

The KQ9 asylum. :P  

If didn't know any better Id say you just described my dream.

Hmm...3 wishes...

For my first wish, I want...treasure! Yeah thats it, 5 big bags of treasure.
Secondly, I want the Master Sword.
Thirdly, I want a magic cane that beats up any losers who try to steal my stuff. <_<  

*trys to take Jafars master sword ..|OUCH|.. that cane really hurts*

I wish jafar was one of the three stooges

Somewhere out of this dream the other two stooges appears and gang up on Jafar

LOL I could watch this for hours.


...6 more hours....

I wish I had a straight jacket!

*Ignus suddenly finds himself wearing the straightjacket, unable to move his arms*

Not me! I wish someone else was wearing this straight jacket.

Where did the genie find a straight jacket big enough to fit a dragon?

*whistles "somewhere over the rainbow"*

He probably made it himself.