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Title: If you could have... Post by: Pwincess on September 15, 2004, 06:33:36 AM Who would you be?
Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on September 15, 2004, 06:40:16 AM I'd like to play as Katrina. :P
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 15, 2004, 06:40:37 AM Yorick. I've always liked Gnomes.
By the way, its a QFG1 poll. Sorry, but no Katrina. Title: If you could have... Post by: Pwincess on September 15, 2004, 06:45:14 AM I'd play Pwincess Elsa :D
Title: If you could have... Post by: Glorioushero324 on September 15, 2004, 10:42:17 PM I'd play as elsa.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Erasmus on September 18, 2004, 12:40:23 AM I'd have to be Erasmus ;)
Title: If you could have... Post by: Pwincess on September 18, 2004, 12:58:22 AM he he he... :lol:
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on September 18, 2004, 04:56:59 AM Karl.
I'd *have* to be Karl. Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on September 18, 2004, 05:04:45 AM I can't remember if Karl is a character in the QFG series. Who's Karl?
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 18, 2004, 12:04:25 PM I think Karl is that guard who opens the gate for you.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on September 18, 2004, 06:59:47 PM Yea. They're always like, 'Go talk to Karl, he likes to talk.'
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on September 21, 2004, 09:43:19 AM Erasmus, now that's my kind of guy B)
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on September 22, 2004, 06:02:14 AM Phah, weakling mage.
Nothing makes up for a good, big, heavy, shiney sword. Sharp metal thingy has to stick into soft fleshy thingy for it to work. What could be simpler? Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on September 22, 2004, 06:38:59 AM Quote Phah, weakling mage. Spoken like a true fighter. Nothing makes up for a good, big, heavy, shiney sword. Sharp metal thingy has to stick into soft fleshy thingy for it to work. What could be simpler? Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on September 22, 2004, 10:23:03 AM I think we've had this argument before.
Swords have their advantages. Any village dimwit can understand the basics: "blunt end goes in your hand, sharp end goes in the enemy." Just because magic is more subtle though, doesn't make it any less useful. Depending on your level of skill, of course. Beginner mages are often worse off than beginner fighters. Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 22, 2004, 04:19:32 PM I always kind of prefered magic, though swords are fun also.
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on September 23, 2004, 07:00:04 AM ofcourse if you find your self in a real life situation a sword would be far more effective.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on September 23, 2004, 10:20:22 AM Real life? I think a gun would be better there. Or since in real life you don't walk through monster infested woods every day, why not just avoid the need to kill things?
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on September 24, 2004, 04:15:27 AM Young Mages will not make it into being the older, more skilled mages, since we fighters tend to weed them out.
We let only exceptional peoples such as Brassie and Swift maintain living-ness. OC... you have yet to prove yourself. *pats big, spike filled club* I'll be waiting. Right over there. When you're ready. Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 24, 2004, 04:17:16 AM Go get 'em OC!
Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on September 24, 2004, 04:29:06 AM Ooh, Kailkay vs Outchanter!
Place your bets, everyone! *grabs popcorn and starts munching* Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on September 24, 2004, 04:54:06 AM Quote Real life? I think a gun would be better there. Or since in real life you don't walk through monster infested woods every day, why not just avoid the need to kill things? Oh I just assumed we were in a timezone when guns wern't invented yet, but guns are more science I guess and these days science and magic are pretty much the same thing so, I guess that give magic the advantage again. Man whats wrong with me one day I support fighters the next mages, how do i know which one is right? who said I don't walk around monster infested woods have you ever drunk a bottle of absinth s/p and walked through the woods, a sword sure would have helped me then. Oh and I place my bet on KailKay at 3:1 in his favour. Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on September 25, 2004, 05:52:27 AM *Thumps his staff hard on the ground. Everything changes; They are now in the middle of an ancient roman colloseum, surrounded by thousands of screaming fans, all desiring the spilling of blood.
Kailkay is no longer in usual robes and cloak; He is now in a bronze breatplate, with a heavy arm-guard on his one arm and a weighted mercurial gladius in the other. His horse-hair helm glints in the stark light, and his leather leggings creak as he fixes himself for battle, ever wondering when OC shall be prepared for this, his final test.* Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on September 25, 2004, 09:49:20 PM *appears a safe distance from KLK, ready to translocate should the other try anything tricksy before the contest starts*
Right, but before we can do anything like this, what're the rules? Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on September 27, 2004, 01:25:57 AM No biting.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 27, 2004, 03:04:08 AM No biting, pinching, tickling, noogies, wedgies, or getting "super".
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on September 27, 2004, 07:15:46 PM *sighs* being super is kind of part of being a wizard. If this is to be a test of skill, I assume you want it to involve more than just writing 'Kailkay turns into a dustbin and Outchanter wins.' How exactly then am I to be tested?
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 28, 2004, 01:59:08 AM I don't know. Why doncha play Calvinball or something.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on September 28, 2004, 06:22:34 AM Excellent idea. I'm in the victory quadrent, so I win.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 28, 2004, 06:23:40 AM But I touched the pole of reversal, so you lose.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on September 28, 2004, 09:29:20 AM Ah but the pole of reversal is in the Pole of North zone, so all poles are actually north poles. Therefore I win.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on September 28, 2004, 09:50:20 AM But the geographic north pole is really a magnetic south pole. You lose.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 28, 2004, 10:46:11 AM Oh yeah? *Hits everyone with the Calvinball*
The score is now Oogy to Boogy! Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on September 28, 2004, 12:38:24 PM Which means I win :D
*a new robe appears next to OC, signalling his advancement to the next level of magehood* :blink: A yellow robe? I mean really, a yellow robe? I want my money back. Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on September 28, 2004, 12:40:55 PM Congrats, OC.
What does a yellow robe mean in terms of rank? Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on September 28, 2004, 12:53:52 PM I dunno, but it's an awful shade :rolleyes: I think I'll stick to my usual clothes for now.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on September 28, 2004, 02:01:03 PM Sigh. Another mage not fit to live goin' on and... well... livin'.
Stupid wizards. I see some class-based cleansing about to happen. Aaand, yep. Look, see how the wizards and sorcerers have to fend for themselves against the fighters, rangers, paladins, barbarians, rogues, bards (whom have sworn never again to use magic)? It's sad, really. A nation divided against itself cannot stand. Nor sit up. Not very well, anyway, without swaying, a hunch at the shoulders... Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on September 28, 2004, 02:19:55 PM Quote Look, see how the wizards and sorcerers have to fend for themselves against the fighters, rangers, paladins, barbarians, rogues, bards (whom have sworn never again to use magic)? That's not true! There'll always be bards who'll use magic, so says I , a fellow bard and paladin. And paladins never fight against anyone who's on the side of good. Title: If you could have... Post by: Guest_Dreamer on September 28, 2004, 06:02:55 PM Yorick!!!
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on September 28, 2004, 08:28:43 PM *hides away his oboe before anyone can see it* yep, although bards have to be careful. Some of these barbarian-warrior types appreciate music less than magic.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 29, 2004, 01:41:15 AM They just have bad taste.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on September 29, 2004, 08:58:23 PM But you see, no magicians are good. Only warriors are good. In fact, we're beyond good. We're Grrrrrreat!
Thus, a Bard/Paladin is a walking paradox, both in D&D allignment terms, and in total good vs. not-good practicality. 'Sides, you've heard that whole 'music soothes the savage beast' garbage? Totally preposterous, unless you run around bashing holes in monsters with musical instruments. 'Cept my trumpet. You melt my trumpet down into a sword for effective use. Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 30, 2004, 04:20:00 AM What exactly do you have against magicians? Was there some sort of terrible incident in your past? Or maybe you're jealous?
Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on September 30, 2004, 04:40:25 AM Quote But you see, no magicians are good. Only warriors are good. In fact, we're beyond good. We're Grrrrrreat! So I take it that you consider both Brassfire (bardic mage) and I (bardic priestess) to be "walking paradoxes", huh? Well, you are sadly mistaken, but I suppose I can't stop you from thinking that way, since clearly some people are incapable of not stereotyping others. :P Thus, a Bard/Paladin is a walking paradox, both in D&D allignment terms, and in total good vs. not-good practicality. Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 30, 2004, 04:49:07 AM Quote Thus, a Bard/Paladin is a walking paradox, both in D&D allignment terms, and in total good vs. not-good practicality. That sounds pretty illogical to me. Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on September 30, 2004, 04:55:45 AM Quote But you see, no magicians are good. Only warriors are good. In fact, we're beyond good. We're Grrrrrreat! Thus, a Bard/Paladin is a walking paradox, both in D&D allignment terms, and in total good vs. not-good practicality. Oh yes, you can't conclude that a Bard/Paladin is a walking paradox just because "no magicians are good. Only warriors are good". That makes no sense, as Jafar pointed out. How did you jump to the walking paradox conclusion from talking about wizards and fighters? Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 30, 2004, 05:04:18 AM When did Bards come into the conversation anyway? :blink:
*Rereads the topic* Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on September 30, 2004, 05:25:09 AM Quote I see some class-based cleansing about to happen. Aaand, yep. That's when bards first entered the conversation. Look, see how the wizards and sorcerers have to fend for themselves against the fighters, rangers, paladins, barbarians, rogues, bards (whom have sworn never again to use magic)? Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on September 30, 2004, 11:20:19 AM Come on, if I were an evil magician I'd be teleporting Kailkay to a tiny island in the middle of a lake of lava right now.
Come to think of it <_< that's not such a bad idea... Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on September 30, 2004, 05:21:08 PM Hey, don't start getting ideas.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 01, 2004, 12:22:36 AM Quote What exactly do you have against magicians? Was there some sort of terrible incident in your past? Or maybe you're jealous? I'd really rather not talk about that... >.> Lots of bad, evil things have happened to rugged young me in the past, and that is something that shall never be spake of. Ever. Quote So I take it that you consider both Brassfire (bardic mage) and I (bardic priestess) to be "walking paradoxes", huh? Well, you are sadly mistaken, but I suppose I can't stop you from thinking that way, since clearly some people are incapable of not stereotyping others. Now you see, Bards are harder to classify since they dip a bit into everything. So I have to make a few points out of everything here, and try to claw a bit of sense out of everything. A bard whom uses their music and other inate abilities to create magic harmonious in nature to the spirits of anything = Tolerable. A bard whom uses magic from another source (Divine or Arcane) gained either studiously or through acts of clergy and prayer to divinity = Blasphemous, sacreligious and badness to all that is the warrior faith of Man. Don't get started on Elf. Or Fay-Halfdragon-Man. Such people should be clubbed down when they're young anyways. Quote Quote Thus, a Bard/Paladin is a walking paradox, both in D&D allignment terms, and in total good vs. not-good practicality. That sounds pretty illogical to me. I draw you to the conclusion that a Paladin must retain the ever lawful good faith, whilst a bard can be all *but* lawful. Strictly in D&D terms. In total, overall, it's just a bad combination that can lead to nothing but a failed character. Quote Oh yes, you can't conclude that a Bard/Paladin is a walking paradox just because "no magicians are good. Only warriors are good". That makes no sense, as Jafar pointed out. How did you jump to the walking paradox conclusion from talking about wizards and fighters? Let me rephrase myself, as that was born purely out of incompetence and a sheer, complete fervor. No Magician is good. All Warriors are good. However, warriors tainted by taking active participation in a career of magic outside their own warrior-path career are tainted and thus no longer 'good'. Paladins and Rangers withhold magic-casting abilities based on their experiences either working for the cause of good, or the cause of nature, and are both thus exempt from this ruling. We *do* need healers anyways. Mages shall be tested for the right to exist. Those failing shall be either forced to resign from their studious career, or else cut down straight away, while priests shall retain to heal our wounded after this conflict, and then they, themselves shall be sent to work in concentration camps, making armor and big, shiney sticks for us warriors to beat each other around with. So Sayeth Keven. So Sayeth the LORD. And finally... Quote Come on, if I were an evil magician I'd be teleporting Kailkay to a tiny island in the middle of a lake of lava right now. Come to think of it that's not such a bad idea... Bahahaha. Try your worst, little man. I'll use my fighter-ness to fly over the lava. Then I'll hunt you down and knife you. Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 01, 2004, 08:13:39 AM :rolleyes: flying is an obviously arcane ability. If you used that, you'd become a mage, you wouldn't be able to live with yourself, and then what would you do?
Besides, I can't put you into a mortally dangerous situation just because you're being stupid. If people went around doing that ... well, I leave the effects on world population to your imagination. Since all this is based on some unfortunate happening in your past ... I suggest you go for Family Therapy. And since your family doesn't seem to be on these forums ... we'll be your Family :D *goes off to find a therapist* Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 01, 2004, 09:03:18 AM Well if he swung his sword/club/whatever around fast enough over his head he might fly, especiallly with all that hot air.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 02, 2004, 02:19:14 AM LOL, that was mean.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 02, 2004, 04:23:48 AM *Puts a checkmark on his little list on his clipboard*
Excellent, Pyro. I'll be around shortly. And just to clarify, My sword named 'Icebolt', and my Staff named... Staff. Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 02, 2004, 04:24:17 AM I see your point, it wasn't intended that way sorry KLK just couldn't be bothered debating with everything you just said.
Anyway: magicians = good fighters = good paladins = good theives = not good except the ones that fight on the side of good And when your banging helmits together, clanging swords, beating clubs are you not producing the glorious music of battle making you a bard of some description. Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 02, 2004, 05:31:46 AM No, you're producing death to your enemies. Far different.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 02, 2004, 01:23:17 PM *looks pained* please do not confuse music with noise.
Hmm, so it's fashionable to name one's weapons? *pulls out a name book* let's see ... I could call my wand 'Wendy', my boots 'Bob' and 'Murgentrude', my belt of magicness 'Brian', my hat 'Robert the Red'... *starts getting beaten up by his wand, his hat and his boots (Bob and Murgentrude...)* Ok ok guys, I was just joking! Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on October 02, 2004, 01:31:57 PM Remind me never to borrow your items, OC.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 02, 2004, 06:45:41 PM Oh, they can be a bit moody at times, but they're good at heart. *tentatively pats the brim of his hat*
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 02, 2004, 07:58:37 PM *folds his arms* I'm not naming all my stuff. I just have a Staff without a name, and a sword named Icebolt. Because I said so.
:( Now I feel dumb. Thanks a bunch guys! Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 02, 2004, 08:18:10 PM *mutters to his wand* no, I don't think Icebolt wants to be friends with you. No, you're a wand, it's a sword - trust me, it'd never work.
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 02, 2004, 09:19:47 PM I have no weapons :( sobs
Outchanter: If you compared my music ability to a battle scene you'd see my point. Im sure someone with enough skill could make music out of battle sounds. Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 03, 2004, 05:28:22 AM Don't worry Pyro, I'll get you something.
*Leaves, then returns dragging Jafar's Big Bag of Weapons™! Lets see... Shirt...no...socks...no...hats...OOPS! This is actually Jafar's Big Bag of Laundry™! *Leaves, then comes back with a bigger bag* preg_replace('/(.{39})/', '$1 ', 'Swords...Shields...Staffs...Rods...Hammers...Pizzas...Ah')! This should do. *Tosses Pyro a Battle Dictionary* I think that will do nicely. Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 03, 2004, 08:04:25 AM What exactly is a battle dictionary maybe I could use it bonk people over the head no wait that jobs already taken, can I have that sock it looks like it could make a pretty leathal weapon :lol:
Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on October 03, 2004, 11:34:02 AM I'll say that the durian is probably the most lethal weapon ever, if the smell won't get you, the thorns will.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 03, 2004, 12:55:29 PM I hope that I never have to fight a wielder -or worse, master of the Durian.
As for the Battle Dict., let me see it. *Takes the BD, opens it and flips through the pages* *Starts reading to himself* Hmm... ~BOING~ *There is a dent in the wall that the book was facing!* That should do it. Just aim the book, flip the pages, and the dictionary should take care of the rest. Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 03, 2004, 01:18:39 PM :blink: wow, that battle dictionary looks puissant.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 03, 2004, 06:19:18 PM You kids and your fancy gimmicks. :rolleyes:
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 03, 2004, 06:38:42 PM Oy, fancy gimmicks are what computer games are all about!
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 04, 2004, 12:46:05 AM WOW I see what mean thats lethal Jafar let me have a look at it
*opens book looks up fire, :fire, see inferno axe *looks up inferno axe hmm nothing, shakes book turns it around *"oops shouldn't have done that" damn now my beard is on fire *quickly looks up water and puts beard out. Lucky Im only an adventurer *other wise that attack could have been really powerfull. I see there is a trick to this combat thing. Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 04, 2004, 12:59:04 AM Uhm... a beard...?
>.>...<.<... Are you a dwarf? Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 04, 2004, 01:05:58 AM No I am human one of kind seems everyone wants to copy these days.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 04, 2004, 05:25:29 AM Its nice to see a pure-bloded human around here for a change.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 04, 2004, 07:46:09 PM *stiffens* hrm, I'll let you know I'm a perfectly pure-blooded ... erhm ... wait a second, did you say human? Erhm, nevermind.
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 05, 2004, 03:55:35 AM Why arn't there many pure blooded humans around here anyway.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 05, 2004, 07:05:34 AM Why be human when you can be a Lightning-breathing, Teleporting, Immortal, Shapeshifting Elven creature of Destiny? :P
There are more humans then you think 'round here. Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 05, 2004, 07:24:42 AM I'm half elven quarter dwarven nonbearded hippy eating blue dragon!
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 05, 2004, 07:30:22 AM Yeah, half elf and all insane.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 05, 2004, 08:17:50 AM No. I'm just your typical blue dragon whom enjoys feasting on half elven quarter dwarven non bearded hippies!
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 05, 2004, 08:21:50 AM Heh, people take this 'half this half that' stuff to the extreme to try and buff up RP characters with too many cultures. One example (from http://www.elfonlyinn.net/lady.html (http://www.elfonlyinn.net/lady.html) - note, this is a parody...)
'...is a star elf vampire, but only half, which means she can still act like a normal person and only drinks blood if there are other vampires around and she wants to fit in. She can also still have babies and go out in the day time...' Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 05, 2004, 09:51:30 AM Or be a dwelf. Like me. I'm a dwelf.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 05, 2004, 10:20:18 AM Or a hobbent, or a demon-motorcycle, or a sushi-bandit...
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 06, 2004, 04:22:56 AM How about a sumo wrestling theif.
Don't make me set my beard on fire again and show you all where my real power lies (and how I got my nickname) but seriously don't it hursts sometimes. :ph34r: Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 06, 2004, 04:38:48 AM Quote Don't make me set my beard on fire again Again? I seem to of missed it the first time. What happened? Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 06, 2004, 04:53:15 AM please don'r remind me, your battle dictionary done it, its on the previous page but for your convience
Quote WOW I see what mean thats lethal Jafar let me have a look at it *opens book looks up fire, :fire, see inferno axe *looks up inferno axe hmm nothing, shakes book turns it around *"oops shouldn't have done that" damn now my beard is on fire *quickly looks up water and puts beard out. Lucky Im only an adventurer *other wise that attack could have been really powerfull. I see there is a trick to this combat thing. At least im safe from KLK seems he doesn't like bearded people. Title: If you could have... Post by: Guest on October 06, 2004, 06:42:08 PM Well, I don't think he's repeatedly bonked me over the head with his staff because he likes me. Being liked is presumably less painful than that...
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 07, 2004, 02:11:15 AM And he'll never know how posted that ;)
Actually he's never bonked me over the head either I don't think strange that ive given him plenty of reason to. :D Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 07, 2004, 03:23:08 AM He doesn't need a reason to bonk you over the head. <_<
Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on October 07, 2004, 04:15:28 AM Quote Well, I don't think he's repeatedly bonked me over the head with his staff because he likes me. Being liked is presumably less painful than that... Actually, rumor has it that he bonks the ones he like too. A lot. Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 07, 2004, 04:32:01 AM I think thats true. He's got me plenty of times *Rubs the lump on his head*, but I don't think he would of given me my own staff if he didn't like me.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 07, 2004, 04:58:51 AM ...or feared you in the least bit at all. *grinning*
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 07, 2004, 06:32:58 PM Yeesh, why does it keep on logging me out after weeks of remembering me? First I get complacent, next thing I know my post has been labelled intruder ... or, um, guest, which is kinda the same thing.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 08, 2004, 03:18:46 AM Intruder eh...?
This is a job for... *runs off...* Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on October 08, 2004, 04:52:05 AM Citrus man? Bonkinator? Who?
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 08, 2004, 05:37:20 AM *Pyro sticks his foot out and trips up KLK before he can get away with out explaining his plan.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 08, 2004, 11:09:54 PM Well *now* I'm not telling ANY of you! HMPH!
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 09, 2004, 09:22:37 PM I'll just have to use my jedi mind trick then. :D wait something's wrong, i can't seem to.... there doesn't seem to..... never mind i give up <_<
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 10, 2004, 01:49:07 AM That's right you give up. You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 11, 2004, 04:28:29 AM Your right I am ashamed *runs off and hides, ruturns with paper bag over head* which is exactly why im going to try again. How does that saying go again oh there it is "suck blue frog" teleports KLK to Ad Avis.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 11, 2004, 04:53:06 AM Throw dagger
Duck *pushes over key* Throw Dagger Duck Throw Dagger Winnage! Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 11, 2004, 05:02:27 AM *Pulls the trigger rope, dropping an antwerp on KLK's head*
Loseage! Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 11, 2004, 11:49:19 AM Mind trick, shmind trick ... real wizards don't need to use things like that <_<
I repeat *gives mystical hand gesture* real wizards don't need to use the Jedi mind trick... Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 11, 2004, 04:27:26 PM *eyes glaze over somewhat*
W-Wizards don't use the jedi mind trick. These aren't the droids we're looking for. Move along, move along... Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 12, 2004, 04:04:04 AM I'll just use a Vulcan mind mould instead, *places hand on OC's head* you will not uderestimate the jedi. Oops wrong mold you might want to get that checked before it spreads.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 12, 2004, 04:47:10 AM Who needs mind tricks when you can just...heh heh.
Psst. Kailkay. I'll pay you 80 bucks to learn your plan. It will be our little secret. Whattaya say? ;) Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 12, 2004, 09:58:17 AM Arg! *runs to the shower from which a sound of furious scrubbing emanates for the next few minutes...*
Yegads, what do you think you're doing running around giving people moulds? :blink: And wizards don't need bribes either. We've got other abilities *smiles* Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on October 12, 2004, 12:42:17 PM I'm sure a good whipping will make our naughty boy talk! :P
*cracks whip* Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 12, 2004, 01:49:24 PM *backs away. Far, far away...*
Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 12, 2004, 06:51:21 PM Quote I'm sure a good whipping will make our naughty boy talk! :P Swift! Children play this game! None of that!*cracks whip* Uhm... >.> <.< No! I wasn't thinking that! But still... wowee! Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on October 13, 2004, 01:39:19 AM Rats... didn't work... I thought it'll work since you're that type of guy.
Does anyone have a better idea? Title: If you could have... Post by: Kailkay on October 13, 2004, 02:11:51 AM That type of guy, huh?! Imma speaking to you over IMs to see why you think I'm some kinda guy!
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 13, 2004, 03:59:13 AM I can see your will is strong. But we have ways of making you talk...
Minion! Relese the Machine! *An unspeakable horror enters the room* Now Kailkay, we will discuss the location of the rebel base... Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 13, 2004, 04:10:46 AM I propose a reading of Vogon poetry to be sung by a Kirby before throwing him out the airlock, if he hasn't already thrown himself out.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on October 13, 2004, 05:49:17 AM Quote That type of guy, huh?! Imma speaking to you over IMs to see why you think I'm some kinda guy! Oh, I don't know. Maybe it was this?Quote *smirks and decides to be a little pest.* Brassfire, you look so... attractive with that whip in your hand... Snap it again, please, I rather liked that... http://www.hero6.com/visitors/phpbb2/viewt...tickle&start=10 (http://www.hero6.com/visitors/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=275&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=tickle&start=10) Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 13, 2004, 10:34:03 AM Hehe, caught red-keyboarded there.
I favour the machine, or failing that - release the ROUS on him. (That has to be one of the best movies ever :D) Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 14, 2004, 04:46:38 AM And with out further delay here is some vogon poetry to be read to KLK before loading him in the machine.
See, see the angry sky Marvel at its big pink depths. Tell me, Kailkay do you Wonder why the ferby ignores you? Why its foobly stare makes you feel undead. I can tell you, it is Worried by your lost facial growth That looks like A soda. What's more, it knows You bonk people's heads Smells of meep. Everything under the big angry sky Asks why, why do we even bother? You never tell plans. Courtesy of BBC (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml) Alright strap him in :angry: Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on October 14, 2004, 05:02:21 AM Bravo, pyro!
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 14, 2004, 10:09:03 AM *Once Kailkay is strapped in, Jafar presses...the BUTTON!*
Turn away, guys. *After the machine stops, Jafar turns around and sees... Kailkay the clown!* Hand me the pies.And the camera. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on October 14, 2004, 10:38:13 AM Kailkay the clown? That's our secret plan to make him talk?!
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 14, 2004, 10:43:54 AM The other, more sinister machine broke. But don't forget the camera. I'm sure he wouldn't want anyone else to know about this.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on October 14, 2004, 10:55:50 AM Ah, good point.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 14, 2004, 11:55:06 AM Why didn't you tell me your machine broke?
*pulls out a strange contraption with dangling springs, three ratchets, a parrot head and a rubber horn* I always keep a portable version with me... Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 15, 2004, 04:30:26 AM Now what setting should we use
*looks at dial on machine* 1=weakest, 5=strongest. 1)timid monkey 2)savage ferby 3)angry ape 4)it would make rambo cry 5)never use this setting (results untested world changing events may occur aswell as timeline distortion) *pulls off red tape that says don't pull off* 6)BONK-A-HOLIC rehabilitation *sets the dial to 2, i'll leave it like that for a little while* Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 15, 2004, 09:33:27 PM :rolleyes:
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 16, 2004, 08:54:12 PM Still not talking lets turn it up to the next level every stand back!!
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 17, 2004, 08:26:18 AM *dutifully stands back*
...should we be expecting a 'boom' or anything? Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 17, 2004, 09:06:17 AM Not yet just the ape needs space to work his magic.
*loud angry ape screams and laughter in the background* *various objects getting thrown in all dirctions* Title: If you could have... Post by: Swift on October 17, 2004, 10:20:27 AM Urmm... guys? It appears that klk has escaped...
Where did he go? Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 17, 2004, 12:23:16 PM Darn, I knew we should of done this the old fashioned way.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 17, 2004, 03:55:25 PM *puts on his white gloves and pulls out a cane* yes well, the old fashioned way is always the best, isn't it?
*pulls a pigeon from his sleeve, watches it flap away and bows* Title: If you could have... Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 17, 2004, 06:20:34 PM nice, but check this out *Bierhoff pulls several cut peices of wood from his back pocket, which he places on the ground. He then pulls out his waterskin and pours some of the brown liquid on the wood. Then he reaches into his left knee pocket and pulls out a bag of chopped peppers. From his right pocket he produced pork cubes. Finally he pulls a handful of skewers from his back pocket. Bierhoff deftly arranges the food on the skewers. Once the kubobs are ready he pulls a book of matches from his cellphone pockets. He strikes a match and tosses it on the wood. There is a flash of blue flash followed by the warm yellow glow of fire. Bierhoff holds the kubobs over the fire*
I don't know a klk who can resist the smell of fresh cooked meat... in fact I don't know many people who can, particularly when garnished with a little lint. Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 18, 2004, 12:44:53 AM Quote There is a flash of blue flash If it keeps flashing, I'm going to throw up. I feel queasy. Title: If you could have... Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 18, 2004, 12:46:38 AM here have some lint, it helps when I feel sick
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 18, 2004, 03:52:43 AM something smells good, how can KLK resist that
*trys sneaking away with a kubob* Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 18, 2004, 06:57:58 AM *grabs aholda Pyro* Ha, got him!
:blink: You aren't KLK! Why're you trying to steal food then? Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 18, 2004, 07:13:02 AM damn almost got away with it
Im so hungry and it looks so good Title: If you could have... Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 18, 2004, 09:51:25 AM here, have one, I've got plenty and to spare
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 19, 2004, 04:29:23 AM Ah thanks *swollows it whole* that was good, now where did that KLK get to, hey is it just me or is it getting dark in here?
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 19, 2004, 05:16:02 AM Its not just you. Oh no! That must mean that the Darker Evil has arrived!
Oh wait, I bumped the switch. Sorry. Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 19, 2004, 09:59:18 AM Mmm ... do you have any lint to spare there? *munches on a garlic roll*
Title: If you could have... Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 19, 2004, 01:37:07 PM sure, I've always got lots, comes with having bottomless pockets and all, eh. Here ya go. *hands OC some lint*
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 20, 2004, 02:56:14 PM <_< Y'know ... if this were a musical, right now I'd be inspired by a catchy song about pocket lint, and I'd know how to dance to it too. Aren't you grateful this isn't a musical? :P
Title: If you could have... Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 20, 2004, 03:47:35 PM depents, does your singing sound like kirby's?
Title: If you could have... Post by: Pwincess on October 20, 2004, 08:41:25 PM Mine sure is :D
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 22, 2004, 01:59:42 PM I can't remember hearing a Kirby sing, though, so I can't comment.
Title: If you could have... Post by: pyro on October 23, 2004, 12:36:13 AM Imagine all the bad qualities of the worst contestents in one of those american idol shows.
Title: If you could have... Post by: Ignus_Draconus on October 24, 2004, 04:54:26 AM I've never heard one either, so I have to ask: do they ever hit high enough to shatter a statue?
Title: If you could have... Post by: Jafar on October 24, 2004, 09:45:09 AM My singing isn't THAT bad, EXCUUSE me!(http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/icons/nokirra/kirby1.GIF)
Title: If you could have... Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 24, 2004, 02:57:27 PM that's true Kirby, the Africaans was worse... not by much, but worse ;)
Title: If you could have... Post by: Outchanter on October 24, 2004, 08:21:22 PM Afrikaans singing can be done well, too...
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