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<Dark_Wizard2> DW i must destory you now
<Dark_Wizard2> casts death
<Dark_Wizard2> on dw
<Dark_Wizard> 4,0(Death doesn't work on bosses, dude)
<dragon_statue> 5,0[oh, now, darkwing duck!]
<Theluen> 0,1This place is not safe for anyone... Foolish people
0,1do not know how deep the cavern you skirmish in really is... Turn
0,1now and leave, before it is too late.
Delor looks extremely confused
<Jafar> 3,0What are you talkinhg about?
Dark_Wizard3 has entered the room (hostname:
XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX)
dragon_statue makes a grating sound as he struggles to
speak
<Jakchim> love to, which is the way out?
<dragon_statue> 5,0wish... I... could...
Delor breathes fire on Dragon to help melt the stone
<Dark_Wizard2> well its only fare that i tricked you in orfer to get the
secerts of this place
<Theluen> 0,1End your pitiful combat, and seek ye an exit! You
0,1walk in Stixlithie'gland's lair... The guardian black drake of... The
0,1Land of the the drow! Turn back now!
<dragon_statue> 5,0[magic stone, only killing the caster helps]
<Delor> (worth a try)
<Verdant> I think bob could kick his butt
<Theluen> 0,1(best that I get a description of your chars.)
Verdant looks at statue
Dark_Wizard2 is now known as King_Of_Silmaria
<Verdant> well, under the right circumstances
Grit|Away is now known as Striker
<Striker> (okay, back. What's going on?)
<Theluen> 0,1(Hey Striker. I'm confusing the crap out of the
0,1peplayers.)
<King_Of_Silmaria> sorry about that guys
<Jakchim> and with a little from his firends, but really, I don't wee
why. so let's all go to a nice pub and forget all this
<Verdant> [evil wizards, dragon that's been turned to stone,
random Drow dude]
<Theluen> 0,1(Yep, that's abou tit.
<Theluen> 0,1)
<Striker> (ah, well this was confusing when we started, sorry I
couldn't come up with something in time, guys)
<King_Of_Silmaria> i found a way out though
<Theluen> 0,1(Heh.)
<King_Of_Silmaria> This way
<Theluen> 0,1Heed his advice and fly! To dally here is death!
Verdant fires a mana spike at DW
Verdant follws KoS, sword ready
Dark_Wizard is hit
<Dark_Wizard> 4,0Ugh...you...
Dark_Wizard collapses
<Jakchim> argh, did say we'd help Bob
<Dark_Wizard3> Haha, but you did not anticipate his clone!
Delor breathes fire on DW
Dark_Wizard dies
dragon_statue slowly begins to crack stone
King_Of_Silmaria opens passaage
dragon_statue breaks free
Dark_Wizard3 was kicked from #hero6_chat by Striker (illusion
is slain)
<Jafar> 3,0Okay, now lets get out of here
<Delor> Bob, let's hurrey and get out of here
dragon_statue is now known as Bob_the_Bookwyrm
Stixlithiegland has entered the room (hostname:
XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX)
<Jafar> 3,0I don't know what that guy was talking about
<Jafar> 3,0But I'd rather not stick around to find out
<Jakchim> ya, let's go
Bob_the_Bookwyrm Begins to thrash against the walls,
shaking the dungeon
Stixlithiegland roars from the depths; souls wilt at the call of the
shadow drake, guardian of the drow territory so deep under the
ground...
Jafar hears the roar
<King_Of_Silmaria> here
<Delor> oh dear
Theluen 's eyes go wide.
<Jafar> 3,0RUN!
<King_Of_Silmaria> take these
Jakchim runs like the wind
<Theluen> 0,1Run while you can, surfacers!
Delor tries to run faster, and fails
Verdant runs
Theluen dips into the shadows, obviously high-tailing it, also.
<Delor> damn he's fast for an old man
King_Of_Silmaria hands gauard uniforms
Dark_Wizard runs
<Dark_Wizard> 4,0(Oops
Bob_the_Bookwyrm begins to break the dungeon walls
Stixlithiegland emits another deafening roar, albiet less
deafening than the last.
<Jakchim> (lol
Jafar runs
<Jafar> 3,0(The curse of the wrong window finally caught up with
3,0me)
<Jakchim> which is the way out
<King_Of_Silmaria> roar
<Paladin0707077> (is that because they're already deaf)
<Theluen> 0,1(That's the one)
<Jafar> 3,0This way!
<Jakchim> (lol,
Jafar comes to a rickety bridge
<Stixlithiegland> 1,15Foolish Mortals... Trespassing in MY
1,15domain... I can smell you... smell your fear...
<Jafar> 3,0Great...
Verdant almost runs into Jafar
<Jafar> 3,0Whoa!
<Jafar> 3,0Watch it!
Stixlithiegland thump... thump... thump... go his eerily slow,
heavy steps...
Jakchim starts across the bridge
Jafar takes a step on the bridge
<Jakchim> wait, I'll see if it'll hol
Theluen appears on the other side of the bridge, coming out of
the shadows with a fearful look in his eyes.
<Jakchim> d
<Jafar> 3,0*Plank creaks*
Bob_the_Bookwyrm breaks a large hole in the doorway, and
lumberd down the coridor
<Theluen> 0,1RUN! Use your feet!
<Jafar> 3,0Oh boy....
King_Of_Silmaria Quit (Web Browser closed)
Jafar starts moving across the bridge
Stixlithiegland sounds like he's just around the bend...
<Verdant> run which way?
Jakchim goes across fast
<Jafar> 3,0It's not gonna fall, it's not gonna fall...
<Delor> over here, to the bridge
<Delor> come on Ver, hurrey
<Theluen> 0,1Across the bridge! Hurry, he's nearly there! *draws
0,1a sword again, and begins working on the ropes on his side*
Jafar makes it across
Verdant runs across bridge
<Jafar> 3,0Is that everyone?
<Paladin0707077> (Delor)
Delor runs across the bridge
Bob_the_Bookwyrm lumbers to the far end of the bridge
<Jafar> 3,0(Run, run, or you'll be well done!)
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0oh great
<Delor> can you fly, book man
Theluen begins chopping at ropes with abandon.
Bob_the_Bookwyrm lifts off and flies across, narrowly missing
the roof
Bob_the_Bookwyrm lands and fries the bridge
Stixlithiegland sticks it's sinister head around a corner, purple
eyes flaring as the black shadow drake sees it's prey.
<Delor> awww I wanted to do that
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0My way was faster.
<Stixlithiegland> 1,15Run, run, mice... You think a chasm will
1,15stop me!? Hah!
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0Run
<Jakchim> runs
Bob_the_Bookwyrm turns to face the other wyrm
Verdant runs
Theluen backpedals and looks about to the others and dashes
off.
<Theluen> 0,1Follow me, and don't fall behind!
Delor stands beside Bob
Jafar runs
<Jakchim> ah heck, da kid
Jakchim starts running back
Bob_the_Bookwyrm looses a burs of flame, then turns and
runs
Stixlithiegland eyes Delor and Bob, licking it's wicked teeth with
a venomous tongue.
Bob_the_Bookwyrm grabs Delor
<Delor> weee
Bob_the_Bookwyrm continues running
Jakchim sees Bob and Delor
Stixlithiegland begins his running with a quickened pace...
Jakchim turns and runs back up the hall again
Theluen dashes around corners, the tunnels he runs through
getting shorter and narrower quickly.
<Theluen> 0,1Hurry! At my heels!
<Jakchim> I really am getting too old for this
Verdant runs faster
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0sees the narrowing opening
Bob_the_Bookwyrm sees the narrowing opening
<Delor> uh oh
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0oh crap
Bob_the_Bookwyrm sets delor down
<Delor> come on , you can make it
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0run, friend
Stixlithiegland slams into a few walls, charging with abandon,
ending up stooping and then galloping on all fours.
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0you can go faster here
<Delor> not with out you book man
Bob_the_Bookwyrm continues running through the narrowing
coridor
Delor follows Bob
<Jafar> 3,0How much longer?
Theluen slips around a corner and drops to his belly, squirming
through a small hole and into a bit of a cramped tunnel, though
he doesn't slow.
<Jakchim> not far I hope
Stixlithiegland roars and watches Theluen escape into the tiny
hole, snarling and spitting acid everywhere.
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0begins squeezing through as the
5,0coridor tightens around him
Jafar crawls through the hole
<Jafar> 3,0I'm stuck!
<Verdant> oh crap
<Jafar> 3,0I knew those chocolates would kill me one day...
<Delor> keep going book-man
Verdant [ushes Jafar
Theluen turns back with a grimace and begins yanking on
Jafar's arms.
Jafar squeezes through
<Theluen> 0,1Darn fat surfaceers... You'll be the death of us all!
<Jafar> 3,0thanks
Jakchim helps push
<Stixlithiegland> 1,15Mmm... Lunch! Hahahaha...
<Stixlithiegland> evillaugh
<Jafar> 3,0I'm not fat!
Verdant casts a careful set of acid bolts at the constricted tunnel
<Paladin0707077> (you're a giant marshmellow! How can you not
be fat?)
<Jafar> 3,0(In the RP, I'm human)
<Paladin0707077> (I know. Just playing)
<Jafar> 3,0(I guess I'm just a fatty)
Delor pulls out a pouch of explosives, lights the wik and tosses
it behind him hoping to start a cave in
<Jafar>
<Paladin0707077>
Theluen gets Jafar through the hole and dashes down another
corridor, not slowing even though the dragon is on the other side
of a rather thick wall.
Bob_the_Bookwyrm struggles through the too-tight coridor
Delor follows
Stixlithiegland watches Delor intently, never before seeing such
a mechanism in the depths of these deepest caverns.
Jakchim leads Bob
SorceressSwift Quit (Web Browser closed)
Stixlithiegland bends down for a closer look at the pouch,
plucking it up, obviously intrigued, before it explodes and
showers him with tonnes of rock.
Bob_the_Bookwyrm is squeezed
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0ow
Delor looks behind him intently
<Delor> sooo cool
Stixlithiegland is quite buried, and quite defeated.
<Jafar> 3,0YEAH!
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0okay
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0help now
<Delor> YAAAA who da bad boy
Stixlithiegland , unfortunately, unless Delor gets through the
tunnel-hole, will be too!
<Verdant> [and bob]
<Delor> common book man, squeeze
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0Wait! I forget!
Stixlithiegland Quit (Web Browser left the chat web page)
Theluen stop srunning down corridors and returns to the group,
eying them curiously.
Bob_the_Bookwyrm shifts to a giant lizard form, which is much
smaller than his usual
<Theluen> 0,1What is that rumbling...? What happened?
<Jakchim> nicely done
<Jafar> 3,0That creature that was chasing us
<Jafar> 3,0It's dead
<Jakchim> now lets run
Bob_the_Bookwyrm Scurris through the tunnel after verdant
Jakchim follows
Verdant goes through the tunnel
<Theluen> 0,1The shadow drake? Preposterous... the thing is
0,1immortal. What'd you do, bury it in rocks?
Delor is only a little behinf Bob
<Verdant> um, yes
<Jafar> 3,0Yeah, pretty much
<Delor> hey
<Verdant> burried in a lot of rock
<Delor> WHO buried the dragon?
<Theluen> 0,1Pah, dumb surfacers... of course you'd believe you
0,1could defeat such a thing so easily.
<Theluen> 0,1You likely only caused his mood to be more irate...
0,1We must be going... right through these chambers and tunnels,
0,1to the surface... Miles and miles of tunnels.
Bob_the_Bookwyrm Feels the sunlight on his back and
streches happily
<Jafar> 3,0Miles and miles...
<Theluen> 0,1I am curious as to how you got down here.
Jafar looks disgusted
<Theluen> 0,1All of you, even those... magicians.
<Jafar> 3,0We don't know how we got here
<Jakchim> couldn't tell you
<Verdant> random luck, probably
<Verdant> that's how it usually happens
Theluen removes his helmet and tosses it away, shaking out
his hair and sighing, eyes flaring a bright red.
<Jafar> 3,0I think the evil wizards brought us here
<Delor> bad luck that is
<Theluen> 0,1We had better be running then.
<Theluen> 0,1The drow are a merciless people.
<Verdant> 10,0okay then, lead on
<Theluen> 0,1If they should find us, we will lose all hope.
<Jakchim> give an old man a chance to catch his breath and take a
wee drink
Theluen eyes the caverns looking around a moment, eyes
narrowing, as ears flick.
Jakchim bends over panting
Bob_the_Bookwyrm picks up jackim and places him on his
back
<Jakchim> thanks mate
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0come on old fellah
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0let's not waste that wine of mine
<Jakchim> fair enough, 'tis very good wine
Theluen takes off at a run again, skirting through corridors and
slipping by tight squeezes with ease and abandon.
Jafar follows
Verdant follows
<Delor> here we go again
Delor follows
Bob_the_Bookwyrm scurries after the others
<Jafar> 3,0Are we there yet?
<Jakchim> no
<Verdant> 10,0don't start that
<Delor> are we there yet?
<Jakchim> no
<Verdant> 10,0please please please don't start that
<Jafar> 3,0Are we there yet?
<Paladin0707077> (it has begun...)
<Jakchim> no
Theluen Fools!
<Delor> yet?
<Theluen> 0,1*Fools!
<Jakchim> no
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0oh great
<Theluen> 0,1Keep your voices down... there are untold horrors
0,1here in the dark of teh depths of the underdark...
Delor laughs
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0oh, whew
<Jafar> 3,0(PH3AR TEH DEPTHS!)
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0I thought we had another set of evil
5,0wizards
<Delor> (man, I thought I already beat this game)
<Theluen> 0,1This is an abyss to which you must never return, if
0,1you keep with you all sanity.This abyss is one that I hope you
0,1should never
<Delor> tell me about it, how hard could a horde or two be
<Theluen> 0,1((Whoops, just cut out that second sentence. :D)
<Verdant> 10,0probably not so dificult
<Theluen> 0,1*shakes his head and keeps running* Foolish
0,1people.
<Jafar> 3,0(Okay, lets try to wrap things up now)
<Verdant> 10,0but let's get out of here first
<Theluen> 0,1(yea. We'll can' in the underdark. :D)
<Theluen> 0,1*camp
<Jakchim> THeluen me lad, they have a wisdom of the highest
kind
Verdant stops to drink a vigor potion, then resumes running
<Paladin0707077> (seriously, it's midnight here, and I'm getting
tired)
<Theluen> 0,1How do you know my name?!
Jafar sees a large staircase
<Jakchim> they keep their spirits up in the darkest places
Theluen draws his swords and glares.
<Jafar> 3,0Up there!
<Theluen> 0,1You are drow agents! No wonder you are so deep
0,1here!
<Jakchim> I know many things
<Jakchim> comes with age
Theluen turns to face Jafar, and then fallows his gaze and
beams, forgetting about his anger.
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0and too much alcohol
Theluen dashes up the starirs.
<Jakchim> ya, that too
Bob_the_Bookwyrm foolows T
Jafar follows Mr T
Delor continues with others
<Jafar> 3,0(I pity da fool who thinks Jak is a drow agent)
Theluen bresaks out into a wider, higher cavern and sighs
happily.
<Verdant> 10,0Sees the stairs just in time to see Bob's tail
10,0disapearing up the steps, and follows
<Theluen> 0,1Ah... home.
MisterT has entered the room (hostname: XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX)
<Verdant> 10,0seems rather dark to be home...
<MisterT> I pity the foo who called me!
<Paladin0707077> (Oh god no...)
<Theluen> 0,1You are not a drow.
<Delor> but cheerful
Theluen looks about and sits upon a gentle stone.
<MisterT> What you suckas want?
<Theluen> 0,1Make yourselves comfortable... powerful wards
0,1protect this place.
<Jafar> 3,0(ROFL)
<Paladin0707077> (gentle stone)
<Theluen> 0,1Oh, and I'd like to introduce you to my sole
0,1companion.Meet my
<Paladin0707077> (as opposed to an extra hard one, I guess...)
<Jakchim> pet dog?
<Theluen> 0,1A djinn by the name of Tiberius. He calls himself
0,1MisterT.
<Theluen> 0,1(HAH NOw try to get yourself out of this.)
<Paladin0707077> (ROFL)
<Theluen> 0,1Rest, though, surfacers.
<Jafar> 3,0(XD)
<Jakchim> ah, mister T, so this is where you've been hanging
<Jakchim> out
<MisterT> Yeah, and if you don't shut up, I get ready to tear you a
new one, you pansy ass elf-boy.
<Jakchim> I haven't seen you in years
<Jafar> 3,0Can he get us out of here?
<Theluen> 0,1Alas, Mirster T is without magical abilities.This is
0,1but the first step in a looong
<Theluen> 0,1journey.
<Paladin0707077> (That HAS to go in the bloopers section!)
<Verdant> 10,0can we help?
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0I miss the sun
<MisterT> Get into my van, we'll bust outta this joint!
<Theluen> 0,1Help his lack of magical abilities?
<Theluen> 0,1He brought that upon himself.
<Jafar> 3,0I miss the sun too
<Jakchim> he did indeed
<Theluen> 0,1Slaughtering innocent chickens. You see, he is
0,1what we drow call 'medically and clinically insane'.
<Jafar> 3,0I'm sick of these freezing corridors
<Paladin0707077> (You miss Angry_Sun?)
<MisterT> I still have my retro pop culture appeal
<MisterT> foo
<Jafar> 3,0(I'd rather have a cheerful sun)
<Jafar> 3,0(Or an indifferent sun)
<Bob_the_Bookwyrm> 5,0[I miss happy sun
<Theluen> 0,1I don't know your suracer term for it.I do not know
0,1your surface
<Theluen> 0,1Anywhow.
<Theluen> 0,1Sleep, surfacers, as I said it is a long way to the
0,1top if you're on this rocky road.
<MisterT> This foo trying to talk smack?
<Theluen> 0,1Shh, easy Tiberius.
<Jakchim> I know, so why are you helping us, Thel?
<Theluen> 0,1It is myy duty, Sir.
<MisterT> He's trying to smack, isn't he.
<Verdant> 10,0I's confuzzled
<Jakchim> duty?
<Verdant> 10,0what's smack?
MisterT bitchslaps Theluen
<MisterT> That's smack foo
Theluen sighs.
<Theluen> 0,1Tiberius... you are dismissed.
Theluen watches MisterT disappear in a poof of smoke.
<Jakchim> that what you called when you set some of my friend
packing from this place years ago
Theluen controls him, you see, since MisterT happens to be
Thel's Djinn. So... poofles.
MisterT was kicked from #hero6_chat by Striker (Striker)
<Jakchim> (edit: called it when...)
<Theluen> 0,1Your friends?
Bob_the_Bookwyrm curls up in a tight lizard-ball and falls
asleep
Delor pulls out his new book and begins studying
<Verdant> 10,0that looks like a good idea
Jafar sits down and falls asleep
Verdant checks his returned lock-pick set, unsummons his
magic rod, and falls asleep against bob
<Jakchim> aye, a couple adveturers. found their way down here
through the hordes only to bump into you and get turned arround
<Theluen> 0,1It was for their safety.
<Theluen> 0,1The drow are a diabolical group which can never
0,1be sated their lust for destruction.The drow are a diabolical
0,1gropu that will do nothin
<Jakchim> I see, so why are you with us when you sent them on
alone?
<Theluen> 0,1I have duties to maintain on the surface, friend.
<Theluen> 0,1But enough of this.
<Verdant> 10,0[well, I think I'm about to go soon]
<Theluen> 0,1Sleep, you'll need the rest.
<Theluen> 0,1(we're done anyways.)
<Striker> (rest of what?)
<Jakchim> fair enough, for now
<Theluen> 0,1(Rest as in Noun.)
Jakchim meditates
<Paladin0707077> (I've coppied the Mr. T thing to the Bloopers
forum. Anbody object?)
<Theluen> 0,1(nope.)
<Jakchim> go a head
<Delor> I object
Verdant Quit (Connection reset by peer (TCP/IP connection
broken))
<Striker> (you'll need the noun?)
<Theluen> 0,1(No, Striker.)
<Delor> no, not realy
<Striker> (nope)
<Theluen> 0,1(You need rest.)
<Delor> go ahead
Bob_the_Bookwyrm Quit (Connection reset by peer (TCP/IP
connection broken))
<Theluen> 0,1(shh.)
<Jafar> 3,0TO BE CONTINUED...
<Delor> dun dun daaaaaa
Theluen Quit (Web Browser left the chat web page)
Striker has left the room
<Delor> wow, that was a session
<Jakchim> indeed
<Delor> I laughed I cried
<Jakchim> dude, you trashed a dragon
<Delor> I know, socoo
Dark_Wizard Quit (Web Browser closed)
<Paladin0707077> That was great. Next time I'll participate.
<Paladin0707077> ...and make sure Silly Clown remains off, too.

In case you're wondering, then random numbers and stuff have to do with the color and font choices people made during the game. When I say this is a text dump, I MEAN it is a text dump.

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