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Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Dreamer on February 10, 2005, 12:07:31 AM I haven't been here in forever, it feels good typin' in the url to this page. I missed this place and you guys :wub:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on February 10, 2005, 01:23:14 AM Welcome back, Dreamer. :)
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on February 10, 2005, 02:03:01 AM Welcome back, Dreamer. :D
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 10, 2005, 04:04:55 PM What they said. I'm Corsair and I'll be your raving lunatic for today.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 10, 2005, 10:55:51 PM yea, ditto to swift and jafars comment.
corsair, you're the raving lunatic every day Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on February 11, 2005, 07:57:44 AM LOL!
Welcome back Dreamer! What have you been up to lately? Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 11, 2005, 03:38:22 PM Dreaming, if his name is any indication.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 11, 2005, 11:29:09 PM well, sure, but what else
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 13, 2005, 05:48:42 AM Dozing.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on February 13, 2005, 01:40:05 PM How about being awake, for once?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 13, 2005, 07:15:46 PM He likes bananas. I sense he likes bananas.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 15, 2005, 12:40:42 AM corsair, quit monkeying around
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 15, 2005, 02:08:59 AM CARLA! MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP! He's come to take us back to..MONKEY ISLAND!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 15, 2005, 05:18:14 AM back? never been there.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 15, 2005, 03:30:00 PM 37, 3.2, 98...
FIRE! *Catapult fires* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on February 15, 2005, 04:37:57 PM Your posts are beginning to make less and less sense, Corsair.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 15, 2005, 06:09:38 PM Geez, it's MONKEY ISLAND, lady! Did you never EVER play any of them?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on February 15, 2005, 11:42:18 PM Yes, I have, but your posts still bear little co-relation to one another. I must admit that talks of this nature are usually more suitable for the chatroom.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 16, 2005, 01:01:13 AM Is that a warning, a threat, or an insult?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on February 16, 2005, 03:11:35 AM Must you always look for insults that aren't there?
It's an observation. Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 16, 2005, 04:45:34 PM It's the nature of most villains to be paranoid, lady.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 16, 2005, 10:50:01 PM and not a few are just a bit psychotic. but a lot of people hit that category
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 17, 2005, 12:22:22 AM I'm not psychotic, I'm just psycho.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 17, 2005, 01:38:44 AM isn't that the same thing?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 17, 2005, 02:15:03 AM No. Psycho means Psychopath, not psychotic. BEHOLD!
Psychopath: A person with an antisocial personality disorder, manifested in aggressive, perverted, criminal, or amoral behavior without empathy or remorse Psychotic (Afflicted with psychosis) A severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning. Well, I stand corrected. I AM more psychotic than psychopathic. Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 17, 2005, 03:21:04 AM sometimes both apply
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 17, 2005, 03:25:24 AM Not really. Psychopaths are usually serial killers and other crazies, whereas Psychotics are the guys who get locked in padded cells.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 17, 2005, 10:21:11 PM okay, so the difference is between the electric chair and the straight-jacket
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 17, 2005, 11:00:34 PM Precisely!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 18, 2005, 11:19:38 PM I'm hard pressed to decide which is worse
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 18, 2005, 11:24:43 PM Obviously, the Elecric Jacket is the worst.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 19, 2005, 12:37:56 AM yes, it seems like it would be quite shocking
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 19, 2005, 01:16:34 AM ...That was bad, Iggy.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 19, 2005, 05:59:00 AM I know. I try
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on February 19, 2005, 04:47:15 PM we don't know why
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on February 19, 2005, 04:50:21 PM Hey! Bad puns is MY department! :P
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on February 19, 2005, 04:56:38 PM not a pun
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on February 19, 2005, 04:57:05 PM I was talking about what Ignus said. :rolleyes:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on February 19, 2005, 04:57:57 PM I see
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 19, 2005, 05:08:04 PM No, you don't.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 20, 2005, 12:48:12 AM maybe he does.
"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 20, 2005, 02:01:53 AM And then he sawed everyone within ten meters in half.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on February 20, 2005, 06:04:05 AM and now they all are within 5 meters
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 20, 2005, 07:33:05 AM so that's what people with bad grammer mean when they talk about stuff they "sawin' the distance"
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on February 20, 2005, 07:46:48 AM Thanks for the translation
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on February 20, 2005, 05:51:27 PM Translation, calibration. Shmation on the station of locations!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on February 26, 2005, 02:43:10 PM Don't YOU start the rhyming thing too! :blink:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on February 26, 2005, 04:13:23 PM what's wrong with rhyming, foo
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on February 26, 2005, 04:14:52 PM At certain times, it's just not cool. :P
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on February 27, 2005, 05:08:16 AM like when peeing in the pool?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus on March 01, 2005, 02:20:20 AM I sense a theme here
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on March 01, 2005, 05:04:17 AM but it's not clear
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 01, 2005, 09:54:56 PM Beer-hoff, you've been chugging from that infinite skin of booze again, haven't you?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on March 02, 2005, 02:20:49 AM well, I haven't been sniffing glue
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 02, 2005, 02:24:49 AM Sniffing Glue? Never would have accused you of that, Beerhoff, my boy. But I know for a fact that you require an immediate use of the showers. I can smell you from the other side of the room!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on March 02, 2005, 05:06:15 PM that's just my perfume
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 02, 2005, 05:07:57 PM You use cologne? Weird.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 02, 2005, 11:20:34 PM This is nothing compared to guys using makeup.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 02, 2005, 11:37:38 PM poor guys. sounds like they hit the typical older-sister-syndrome
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 03, 2005, 01:34:40 AM No, no, no. Nothing is worse than a guy getting a nose or a tongue piercing.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 03, 2005, 03:04:44 AM Not even cross-dressing, or sex-change operations?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 03, 2005, 03:11:17 AM Uh...lets change the subject. :blink:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 03, 2005, 04:31:58 AM *Ignores Jafar*
Then they aren't a GUY. They're transvestites, or women. Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 03, 2005, 04:43:20 AM Hmm... these topics don't seem to scare you anymore. :(
Your assumption is incorrect though, as I didn't specify the gender of these two groups. Also, males who crossdress need not necessarily be women, or transvestites. Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 03, 2005, 05:46:47 PM Mentally, they aren't. So they attempt to make themselves women by looking like women. Okay, so that's not the definition, but it's pretty much the truth.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 04, 2005, 12:10:48 AM That's not true again. There are people who do crossdress for fun, or for acting pruposes....
Male actors have been known to crossdress in the past because women weren't allowed on the stage. Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 04, 2005, 12:28:57 AM yea, and there's the story about the woman who had to crossdress to get a part on stage
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 01:55:55 AM That's different. And when you crossdress for fun, you're either (Pardon me if this insults you, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't say you were, because it would lower my opinion of you. Don't ask about WHY it would, either.) gay, or just extremely weird.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 04, 2005, 01:58:08 AM No, it's not really different, since I was talking in general terms. And it's not true that only those who crossdress for fun are either gay or extremely weird.
Joan of Arc and Mulan both crossdressed in order to serve in war. Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 02:00:03 AM Women is different. Tomboys aren't odd, but Tomgirls, or whatever you call them, are. No, I'm not sexist.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Striker on March 04, 2005, 03:15:03 AM But you are a bigot ;)
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 04:29:21 AM That depends on what you are insinuating me being bigoted towards. I'm not an Anti-Semite, I don't hate blacks, I don't hate asians. There's only one group I hate. Noobs.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 04, 2005, 05:04:50 AM Mister, you were once a Noob too :cheerygrin:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Striker on March 04, 2005, 06:25:35 AM I'd say he still qualifies. ;)
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 03:10:14 PM No, I wasn't. I may have been a newbie, but I have ne'er in my life been a noob.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 04, 2005, 03:33:27 PM Are you useing the GameFAQS definition of newbie and noob?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 04, 2005, 03:43:42 PM Don't newbie and n00b mean the same thing? :huh:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 04, 2005, 03:50:44 PM According to Gamefaqs, a newbie is a new person and a noob is a loser, jerk, and a troll. Why they don't just call them trolls is beyond me...
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 04, 2005, 03:53:19 PM Thanks for the definition, Jafar.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 04, 2005, 03:55:48 PM No problem. I just call new people newbies and forget the weird spellings.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 03:59:44 PM I prefer my definition of noob, which states that a newbie is a new person, as you said, and a noob is a new person who is also a complete idiot.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 04, 2005, 04:00:16 PM Quote Precisely. It's a virtue, and i'm a jackass. Won't Corsair fit the definition of n00b then? Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 04, 2005, 04:01:07 PM I was thinking the same thing, Swift. :P
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 04:01:39 PM No, because i'm just a pain. Not a troll.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on March 04, 2005, 04:09:25 PM and a talking skull
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 04:10:08 PM Bonehead is your master. Bow down.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on March 04, 2005, 04:11:52 PM *smashes the skull*
*in a Mel Gibson voice* FREEDOM!!!! Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 04:13:59 PM Beer-hoff, you just squished Ad Avis' foot.
Ad Avis: CURSE YOUR SOUL! Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on March 04, 2005, 04:19:06 PM :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 04:20:15 PM Ad Avis: After the pain in my foot subsides, I WILL KILL YOU!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on March 04, 2005, 04:22:35 PM *Mel Gibson* You can take our lives, but you can never take our FREEDOM!!!!
*Mel moons Ad Avis along with a couple thousand Scotsmen* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 04:23:58 PM Some guy named jeff: Up yours. *Kicks Mel's butt.*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on March 04, 2005, 04:24:48 PM *Mel cleaves him in half with that sweet sword of his*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 04:49:12 PM Is this Braveheart or The Patriot?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 04, 2005, 08:48:49 PM Braveheart of course!
(I love that flick!) Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 04, 2005, 11:03:00 PM It's pretty good.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 04, 2005, 11:29:22 PM I had to buy it on DVD ^_^
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 05, 2005, 12:06:18 AM Half of the DVDs in our case are episodes of the original Star Trek series..Heh.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 05, 2005, 12:34:55 AM I'm more of a Star Gate fan :D
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 05, 2005, 12:50:31 AM Star-Gate rocks original Star Trek, but, hey, it's my dad, not me.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 05, 2005, 01:15:26 AM *grin*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 05, 2005, 01:22:33 AM Though that isn't to say that the original Star-Trek is bad. It's not brilliant, but it isn't bad.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 05, 2005, 05:46:02 AM I liked voyager myself
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 05, 2005, 05:51:44 AM Voyager's cast was dreadful. Janeway and Chakotay were horrible.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 05, 2005, 06:16:17 AM Anoybody been watching LOST?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on March 05, 2005, 02:57:24 PM nope, but I have to say Babylon 5 was probably the best scifi series of the last ten years or so, if some of the aliens didn't look so cheezy.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 05, 2005, 03:10:26 PM I never really got in to Babylon 5. Though I think the best Sci-Fi thing out there is Star Wars 4, 5, and 6. 1 and 2 weren't good, though. The only good part about them was the Lightsaber duels.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 05, 2005, 04:29:01 PM and they only had that because of the better special effects these days.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 05, 2005, 07:58:56 PM Precisely. The actors aren't great (Not the worst, but not at all good.), the plots aren't great, ######, I could go on for a week on how they aren't good..
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 05, 2005, 08:51:01 PM We're not paying for the shows (if you guys get it on a free to air channel), so we can't really complain about the acting... after all they are only TV series :P
IMO, if you don't like it, change the channel :D Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 06, 2005, 02:41:48 AM change the channel? I usually turn it off and read a book
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 06, 2005, 06:25:48 AM Over here, "free-to-air" channels aren't free. We pay for the tv licence, and have to folk out even more if we want to watch good shows, which tend to be on cable. :rolleyes:
A lot of shows here suffer from poor scriptwriting and bad acting. :( Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 06, 2005, 07:29:39 AM Alot of shows in general do. :rolleyes:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 06, 2005, 07:35:22 AM What should we do about it then? We can't keep suffering from an onslaught of bad shows, can we?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 06, 2005, 07:35:22 AM 99.9% of shows do.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 06, 2005, 07:46:51 AM Quote What should we do about it then? We can't keep suffering from an onslaught of bad shows, can we? Lets make out own show! I get to be the dashing, cool, main character hero! :P Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 06, 2005, 07:47:49 AM Yeah, and I'm the horribly evil villain with the funny laugh and the nefarious plot.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 06, 2005, 07:48:55 AM And Swift can be my spunky sidekick. :P
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 06, 2005, 07:49:22 AM No. She's the love interest, a la Spiderman & Mary Jane..
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 06, 2005, 07:50:24 AM No, I'm the director. I get to order you guys about! :P
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 06, 2005, 07:51:29 AM We're doomed.....
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 06, 2005, 07:51:44 AM ..No. That's Iggy. And Paladin070707 gets to be my bumbling henchman.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 06, 2005, 07:53:16 AM No, that's me! I'm the mod here. Therefore, it makes sense to have me as director!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 06, 2005, 07:55:08 AM *Grumble grumble*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 06, 2005, 07:55:44 AM Scratch. Te'Ja or Pwincess are the director. Iggy gets to be my stunt double.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 06, 2005, 07:58:35 AM Te'ja's just a visitor, so he doesn't count!
Pwincess is the scriptwriter. I'm the director! Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 06, 2005, 07:59:37 AM Te'ja created this place, Swift, didn't he? Or are all my facts wrong?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 06, 2005, 08:00:54 AM He did, but he left and is now just a visitor.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 06, 2005, 08:02:11 AM He's still the founder. That lifts him above mere visitor levels.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 06, 2005, 08:03:54 AM He said so himself in chat the other day. He's only a visitor now.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 06, 2005, 08:04:23 AM Bah. I once claimed I was sane! He's lying to himself!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 06, 2005, 08:06:05 AM Wabbaever. What happens in the first episode of our show?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 06, 2005, 08:06:08 AM Errr... no, he really is just a visitor now.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 06, 2005, 08:07:40 AM Jafar is walking down the street, to his job at the hair salon, when suddenly, his purse is snatched by the evil Blackguard, played by Corsair the Brilliant.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 06, 2005, 09:16:17 AM How the heck did I become a scripwriter? *evil eye*
*contemplates reseting everybody elses post count* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 06, 2005, 09:16:46 AM Don't get carried away, now... :unsure:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 06, 2005, 09:18:14 AM :wizard: :wizard: :wizard:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 06, 2005, 09:21:00 AM Ack! *Dodges the postcount modifying rays*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 06, 2005, 10:46:15 AM Rats, hide!
*ducks for cover* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 06, 2005, 10:51:18 AM *stomps off and back to the pile of assignments on the table*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 06, 2005, 04:40:53 PM GRENADE! *Lobs it upwards, then it comes down and hits him on the head* Ow..
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Iggy@school on March 07, 2005, 09:13:48 PM *shifts to guest-mode*
Ha now you can't touch my postcount Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 07, 2005, 09:18:44 PM Yeah, but Swift already beat you to 2500 posts.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Iggy@school on March 07, 2005, 09:40:24 PM wow, Really? :rolleyes:
brilliant there Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 08, 2005, 12:27:09 AM Just making sure you had noticed.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 08, 2005, 10:54:16 PM come on, I'm not That dense
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 08, 2005, 11:02:14 PM How dense are you, then? :P
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 08, 2005, 11:02:38 PM Oh, I disagree. Almost all of the male members of this forum are denser than..uh..densityness.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 08, 2005, 11:02:56 PM only as much as murcury
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 08, 2005, 11:03:27 PM Murcury?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 08, 2005, 11:05:06 PM maybe I spelled it wrong
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 08, 2005, 11:07:46 PM It's Mercury, you smelly dragonthing!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 08, 2005, 11:10:05 PM oh shut up. it's been a month since I looked at the periodic table.
Hg, so there Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 08, 2005, 11:12:00 PM *Pulls out a straw and begins to play a tune*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 09, 2005, 07:30:07 PM *plays a sad tune on an invisible violin*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 09, 2005, 07:40:49 PM Who are you that can conjure fire without flint nor tinder?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 09, 2005, 08:00:41 PM Some people call me...Tim? :wizard:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 09, 2005, 08:03:00 PM Greetings, Tim the Enchanter.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 09, 2005, 08:05:44 PM Never before have I felt like such a dork before this moment, reciting lines from Monty Python.
I'm...I'm so proud. :D Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 09, 2005, 10:03:07 PM Er..I don't know that...AAaaaah!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 10, 2005, 05:27:41 AM What is your name? :blink:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 05:29:08 AM Sir Robin of Camelot!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 10, 2005, 05:48:32 AM What is your quest? :blink:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 05:49:35 AM WE SEEK THE MOST HOLY GRAAAAAAAIL.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 10, 2005, 05:50:42 AM What is the capital of Eseria? :blink:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 05:51:10 AM It's ASSYRIA.
Damascus. *DING!* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 10, 2005, 05:53:33 AM Right, off you go, then. :blink:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 05:54:18 AM *Tosses the Old man off the bridge as he walks by*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 10, 2005, 06:04:55 AM *Steps out from behind rock, tosses aside Ventrilliquisim book, and cuts ropes to bridge while Corsair is in the middle of the bridge*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 06:06:18 AM Aieee! *Falls*
*Pops up next to Paladin and gives him a push down the chasm* I love my teleport amulet. Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 10, 2005, 06:08:48 AM *Flys back up and settles behind Corsair*
And I love my ability of Flight! *takes Amulet of Teleport and pushes Corsair into chasm* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 06:11:08 AM I lied. That amulet is an amulet of "For Everyone Except Corsair get's incredible itching. in various areas that are hard to scratch. The teleportation is an innate ability! *Teleports into a tomb-like cavern beneath the earth, transforms himself into Balrog shape, and waits for the next 6000 years.*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 10, 2005, 06:12:23 AM *Imeediately drops ammulet and begins scratching*
Ahhh!! :wacko: Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 06:13:17 AM And it's permanent.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 10, 2005, 06:15:28 AM *still scratching*
Heeeeeeeeeeeelp! *Goes off to the healer* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 06:19:31 AM Healer: ROBOT!
OH NO! THE HEALER IS ANOTHER UBER ZOMBIE ROBOT NINJA WIZARD! Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 10, 2005, 06:19:46 AM *Casts Plot-hole on Paladin*
*Paladin is mysteriously cured with no explanation* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 06:21:54 AM Jafar, you fool! You just transferred that deadly itch to everyone within 30 feet of Paladin. Fortunately, I'm about 50,000 feet below you. So now you, and about 100 innocent bystanders have Itchcorominous.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 10, 2005, 06:24:29 AM *Casts plot hole again and the itch is mysteriously stopped forever*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 06:27:31 AM Until..
39,000 years later... The Virus is released across the galaxy. Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 10, 2005, 06:31:09 AM Eh, who cares, it's passed out time... :D
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 06:32:21 AM *Then, the new strain of virus, which has mysteriously become immune to the Plot Hole spell, is sent back in time, with the Balrog, Corsair, who was made immune to it, back 39000 years...to this era...the era...
OF MADNESS! Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 10, 2005, 06:35:53 AM *Uses Anti-virus software to destroy all traces of virus from all existance and memory for all eternity in every dimmension, such that even The Powers That Be have a hard time remembering something like it once existed*
Now, where were we? Ah yes... Well, will the game be out for Mac and/or Linux? Or is it just going to be for Windows? *Suddenly, Rakeesh appears* "Paladin! We need your help" *Both Paladin and Rakeesh are teleported away* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 06:37:37 AM But, Unbeknownest to them, Corsair is with them, nestled in the thick fur of Rakeesh, in the form of a flea.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 10, 2005, 12:36:21 PM Now look what you've done, Corsair! You've turned Paladin into a spammer like you! :angry:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 09:49:19 PM Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh?
Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh? Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh? Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh? Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh? Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh? Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh? Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh? Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh? Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh? Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh? Why are you here, friend of Rakeesh? Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 11, 2005, 12:05:59 AM *Uses Dosbox to shut the guy up* :D
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 11, 2005, 05:09:15 AM Melp!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 11, 2005, 03:15:16 PM (for your info, that was my not-so-subtle way of trying to leave the forum for the night, while still practicing my role-playing skills)
Of course I've become a spammer! It's fun and the only way to build up posts to become an FA! And I'm about 2 years behind in that department! In fact that's why it's taken so long: because I used to abhore spamming, and just waited for the next on topic post that I could answer intelligently. Let's see, as I recall, from the time I joined to the time I started spamming I had a grand spanking total of 3 posts. Not good. So I've decided to answer what I can and spam when I can. :emb: *quickly ducks off soap box as rotten fruit flies through the air* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 11, 2005, 08:49:25 PM You'll never beat me to FA! NEVER!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 11, 2005, 11:03:18 PM Yes you will! You just have to BELIEVE in yourself!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 11, 2005, 11:26:56 PM :rolleyes: or talk one of the mods into banning corsair for a month or two.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 12, 2005, 03:05:36 AM But most of the mods are mostly moral meeps.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 12, 2005, 03:42:44 AM I'm not a meep.
*turns Corsair into a meep* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 12, 2005, 03:48:23 AM Corsair, I bet that secretly wish you were a mod :P
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 12, 2005, 04:00:41 AM Been there. Got hated.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 12, 2005, 05:56:36 AM Why would we want him as a mod? Then we'd lose the best spamming partner in all the land!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 12, 2005, 05:58:15 AM Quote Then we'd lose the best spamming partner in all the land! You've obviously never been to the KQ9 forums. :P Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 12, 2005, 06:01:29 AM You mean...there's another greater...? :blink:
CHRISTMAS IS SAVED! JOY TO THE WORLD! :P Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 12, 2005, 06:09:40 AM Good luck. The KQ9 forums consist of several l33t spamm- I mean posters. Getting to the top 10 will be no simple task, and it's not for the faint-hearted.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 12, 2005, 08:47:40 AM Yeah, but I really don't care THAT much about KQ9. Sure, I'll download it when it comes out, and play it, but not as much as I will play Hero6.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 12, 2005, 12:23:49 PM Not much of a KQ fan, huh?
Quote Getting to the top 10 will be no simple task, and it's not for the faint-hearted. I'm in the top 15! Number 13, specificly. :D Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 12, 2005, 12:40:02 PM Yes, you are *cough* spammer *cough*
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 12, 2005, 12:41:52 PM Be quiet. :glare:
You're just jealous! :P Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 12, 2005, 12:46:58 PM Actually, I gave up trying to take part in the post race after seeing how hard it was to go through some of the topics. It was just so daunting. There seemed to be more posts than you can read.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 12, 2005, 12:50:13 PM It is pretty hard to read through those topics. Sometimes, when I have alot (And I mean ALOT!) of spare time, I read through some of the topics. I bookmark them whenever I take a break.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 12, 2005, 12:58:17 PM So that's your secret! One day I'll return and challenge the posting kings and queens there!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 12, 2005, 01:03:34 PM But you'll never get past me! :suffer:
Actually, I'm so up to date on most topics, All I need is to use the "New" button. :D Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 13, 2005, 07:36:38 AM :blink:
You have waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands, then. Amazingly (and shamefully) enough, this is the one forum that I actually spam on. Fortunately, there's a good reason for that: this is the only forum that I actually care enough about to check back to regularly. (Even the KQ9 and SQ7 forums don't hold my interest enough) Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 13, 2005, 07:38:59 AM Can't agree with you more, Paladin. This is the bestest forum ever! :P (And I'm not being bias :winktongue: :angel:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 13, 2005, 07:41:56 AM Yes, I can see your halo, Swift, set on top of those two pointy things coming out of your head. :lol:
I really wish I'd had the courage to actually post stuff on here when I first joined. I'm actually a very shy person, and don't usually like sharing my opinion much. But after hanging out here for a while and just watching for a long time, I finally have the confidence to post. As for the spamming, well: "Monkey see, monkey do." :lol: Enough about my life, though. I'm going to go make a bunch of new polls for people to play with. Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 13, 2005, 07:44:50 AM *turns Paladin into a gummi bear*
You were saying? :angry: Hey, Jafar! I've got a gummi bear for you to eat! Try some! Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 13, 2005, 07:45:33 AM Quote And I'm not being bias Somehow, I doubt that. :P Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 13, 2005, 07:47:10 AM Well, look who's doing a rps battle now!
*uses new Gummy Power to turn into lemon gummy* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 13, 2005, 07:47:19 AM Quote As for the spamming, well: "Monkey see, monkey do." :lol: True, most of us didn't really set a good example. Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 13, 2005, 08:13:37 AM Quote Quote As for the spamming, well: "Monkey see, monkey do." :lol: True, most of us didn't really set a good example. Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 13, 2005, 08:17:13 AM People should really try to aim for 'Slowest FA poster', since it's a hard to steal position. Just look at PHattiE, for instance, regarding his 'Slowest Hero poster' title. Nobody's beaten his record yet, and it'll take many months or years before somebody does.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 13, 2005, 08:27:24 AM Hehehe...actually, if I decide to hold off for a year, I may beat him. Only 174 days to go. In fact...
OK, guys. See you next year! *leaves forums* Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on March 13, 2005, 01:12:32 PM Bye!
(I bet he won't last a week.) Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 13, 2005, 02:00:48 PM Bye!
(I bet he won't last 2 days) :P Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 13, 2005, 08:09:32 PM Hey, it was hard to steal Fastest Hero and Superhero from Jafar!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 15, 2005, 02:34:27 AM yes. you were one of the pioneers in our current run of spamming.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 15, 2005, 07:43:58 PM Dang right, foo'!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 16, 2005, 07:39:39 AM So out of you two, who will be the next FA?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 16, 2005, 05:20:00 PM Jafar, probably. He has a head start.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 16, 2005, 05:21:08 PM Not to mention I'm more famous then you. :P
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 16, 2005, 05:21:27 PM Nuh-uh!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 16, 2005, 05:22:55 PM How famous are you, then?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 16, 2005, 05:31:28 PM Like..Mega-Super Famous with a cheese waffle and an orange covered in cream.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 16, 2005, 05:34:38 PM Is that all? I expected more from you. :P
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 16, 2005, 05:35:33 PM How famous are YOU, Mr. One of my legs are both the same?
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 16, 2005, 05:36:43 PM Way past Legendary.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 16, 2005, 06:01:36 PM No, you aren't. *Attaches his Famous-Dragging-Rope to Jafar and pulls him down to his level.*
HA! Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Jafar on March 16, 2005, 06:08:35 PM That reminds me of a quote I saw once.
Quote Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with expereince. :P Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Corsair5 on March 16, 2005, 06:59:17 PM Zinged. Ow.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 16, 2005, 08:33:25 PM toasted
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Pwincess on March 16, 2005, 08:44:25 PM Do you guys REALLY want to be famous? :blink:
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Dreamer on September 23, 2005, 01:26:29 PM I'm a chickie-- peas and carrots ;)
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Silverbolt on September 23, 2005, 02:16:43 PM Whoa...someone dug up a thread...hi.
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Dreamer on September 23, 2005, 08:01:21 PM yeah I did I havent been here for forever so I was gonna try respondin to some of the posts I had participated in... sorry!
Title: Awww... Hero6 Post by: Swift on September 23, 2005, 09:01:03 PM Please don't revive old topics.
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