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Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Swift on February 09, 2005, 03:00:03 AM
Happy new year, everyone!

What's your animal sign? Click here (http://www.chineseastrology.com/wu/asiansignpl.html) to find out!

My animal sign is the Pig, by the way.


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Jafar on February 09, 2005, 03:09:09 AM
Happy new year! :D
My sign is the Snake. Pretty cool, isssn't it? :P  *dodges tomatoes*


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 09, 2005, 04:30:00 AM
*Ignus shakes hands with his fellow snake*


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on February 09, 2005, 03:46:52 PM
lol, I'm a dog
By the Greek system I'm also a Taurus (bull), so does that make me a bull dog?


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Swift on February 09, 2005, 03:52:49 PM
Lol. Bull dog! Good one, LB!


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Jafar on February 09, 2005, 03:53:33 PM
My other sign is Libra. Now, if only I knew what that means... :rolleyes:  


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Corsair5 on February 09, 2005, 05:40:31 PM
Rock! I'm a water monkey! Behold!

The youthful and clever Monkey is the eternal child of the Eastern zodiac. These highly diverse and bright souls are 'irrepressible.' Monkeys are quick, restless, enterprising, and sexual. Mischievous and high-spirited, Monkeys are social, active, convincing, and are gifted with a hilarious sense of humor. Imagination, ingenuity, and resourcefulness characterize those born into a year of the multifaceted Monkey. Versatile, curious and easily bored, impish Monkeys are witty companions, indulgent, intelligent, and always ready to play. This 9th sign of the zodiac is the most difficult to define due to their dual and sometimes contradictory nature. Monkey?s need mentally sharp partners who stimulate their cerebral resources. The best time of day for Monkeys are the hours they rule, between 3:00pm - 5:00pm


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 10, 2005, 12:43:38 AM
:rolleyes:  


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Jafar on February 10, 2005, 01:08:24 AM
We named the Monkey Jaaaack.


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Swift on February 10, 2005, 01:48:26 PM
I googled up some stories that are related to this 15 day holiday period.

Nian

The Spring Festival is the grandest festival for the Chinese. The Spring Festival is also called "Nian", but who knows the term, Nian, was once the name of a furious monster that lived on human beings in the ancient time. How the Festival has some relationship with the monster lies in a story about the origin and development of the Spring Festival.

The legend says, long ago, there was a monster called Nian. It was born to be very ugly and ferocious, which looked like either dragons or unicorns. On the first and the 15th of each lunar month, the monster would come down from the mountains to hunt people. So people were very much afraid of it and locked their doors early before sunset on the days of its coming.

There lived an old wise man in a village. He thought it was the panic in people that made the monster so bold and furious. Thus the old man asked people to organize together and to conquer the monster by means of beating drums and gongs, burning bamboo, and lighting fireworks in purpose of making large noises to threaten the hateful monster. When he told people about the idea, everybody agreed on it.

At a moonless and freezing cold night, the monster, Nian, appeared again. The moment it opened its mouth at people, burst out the frightening noises and fire made by people, and wherever the monster went, it was forced to back off by the terrible noises. The monster couldn't stop running until he fell down with exhaustion. Then people jumped up and killed the evil monster. Savage as the monster was, he lost in the end under the efforts from the cooperation of people.

Since then, people have kept the tradition by beating drums and gongs, and lighting fireworks at the coldest day in winter to drive the imagined monsters away and to celebrate the victory over it. Today, Nian refers to the New Year's day or the Spring Festival. People often say Guo Nian, which means 'live the festival.' Furthermore, Nian also means the year. For an example, the Chinese often greet each other by saying Xin Nian Hao, which means Happy New Year! Xin means new and Hao means good.


Zodiac legend, ver 1

Budda summoned all the animals to him to bid him farewell before descending the earth.

Only twelve showed up, and in honor and appreciation he named each year for the animal in the order that they appeared. First came the Rat, then the Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Monkey, Rooster, Dog and finally the Boar. 2004 is the Year of the Monkey.


Zodiac Legend, version 2


The legend was told many centuries ago, when the Chinese have not invented a time measurement yet. For it, the Jade Emperor (Emperor of Heaven) decided to call for a contest: a race! All the animals of the kingdom were invited to participate in this event that incidentally took place during the emperor's birthday. There will only be 12 winners. In order to win and gain a permanent place in the Zodiac Years, the animals must cross a swift current river and reach the designated spot on the shore.

While we are all aware of the hatred between a cat and a rat, these two animals were actually very good friends once. Good friends they may be, but these two animals are the worst swimmers in the animal kingdom. Although bad swimmers, they were both intelligent. They decided that the best and fastest way to cross the river is to hop on the back of the ox. The ox, being a na?ve and good-natured animal, agreed to carry them across. However, when there is a carrot dangling in front, it is sometimes difficult to stick to friendship and the crafty rat decides that in order to win, it must do something and promptly pushed the cat into the river. Because of this, the cat had never forgiven the rat, and no doubt, hated the water too. After the ox had crossed the river, the rat jumped ahead and reached the shore first, and it cleverly claimed first place in the race!

Following closely behind was the strong ox, and it was named the 2nd animal in the zodiac. After the ox, came the tiger, panting away while explaining to the emperor just how difficult it was to cross the river with the heavy currents pushing it downstream all the time. But with powerful strength, it made to shore and was named the 3rd animal in the cycle.

Suddenly, from a distance came a thumping sound and out pop the rabbit. It explained how it crossed the river: by jumping from one stone to another in a nimble fashion. Halfway through, it almost lost the race but the rabbit was lucky enough to grab hold of a floating log that later washed him to shore. For that, it became the 4th animal in the zodiac cycle. Coming in 5th place was the gallant dragon, flying and belching fire into the air. Of course the Emperor was deeply curious as to why a strong and flying creature such as the dragon should fail to reach first. The mighty dragon explained that he had to stop and make rain to help all the people and creatures of the earth, therefore he was held back a little. Then on his way to the finish line, he saw a little helpless rabbit clinging on to a log so he did a good deed and gave a puff of breath to the poor creature so that it could land on the shore. The emperor was very pleased with the actions of the dragon and he was added into the zodiac cycle. As soon as he had done so, a galloping sound was heard and the horse appeared. Hidden on the horse's hoof is the slimy sneaky snake whose sudden appearance gave the horse a fright thus making it fall back and gave the snake 6th spot whilst the horse took the 7th.

Not long after that, a little distance away, the sheep, monkey and rooster came to the shore. These three creatures helped each other to get to where they are. The rooster spotted a raft, and took the other two animals with it. Together, the sheep and the monkey cleared the weeds, tugged and pulled and finally got the raft to the shore. Because of their combined efforts, the Emperor was very pleased and promptly named the sheep as the 8th creature, the monkey as the 9th, and the rooster the 10th.

The 11th animal is the dog. His explanation for being late although he was supposed to be the best swimmer amongst the rest was that he needed a good bath after a long spell, and the fresh water from the river was too big a temptation. For that, he almost didn't make it to finish line. Just as the emperor was about to call it a day, an oink and squeal was heard from a little pig. The term "lazy pig" is due here as the pig got hungry during the race, promptly stopped for a feast then fell asleep. After the nap, the pig continued the race and was named the 12th and last animal of the zodiac cycle.

Zodiac legend, version 3 (similar to 2)

According to Chinese legend, the twelve animals quarreled one day as to who was to head the cycle of years. The gods were asked to decide and they held a contest: whoever was to reach the opposite bank of the river would be first, and the rest of the animals would receive their years according to their finish.

All the twelve animals gathered at the river bank and jumped in. Unknown to the ox, the rat had jumped upon his back. As the ox was about to jump ashore, the rat jumped off the ox's back, and won the race. The pig, who was very lazy, ended up last. That is why the rat is the first year of the animal cycle, the ox second, and the pig last.


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Pwincess on February 11, 2005, 08:06:02 AM
I'm a loyal pooch (dog)

Happy new year, everyone!


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Jafar on February 11, 2005, 08:13:36 AM
We should start a farm or something. ;)  


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Swift on February 11, 2005, 08:17:36 AM
Let's call it Animal Farm, where Pigs rule over all! Muahahahhaa!


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Jafar on February 11, 2005, 08:19:01 AM
Why do pigs rule? All they do is sit around and get fat! :P
Snakes are cooler!


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Swift on February 11, 2005, 08:26:30 AM
Try reading "Animal Farm", Jafar. Pigs are intelligent (fact), they're not lazy (also fact), and they also happen to have a "world domination" streak in them (in the book).


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Jafar on February 11, 2005, 08:33:12 AM
Sounds like an interesting book...


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Corsair5 on February 11, 2005, 03:36:53 PM
In the middle ages, some pigs were used as retrievers, similar to some dogs. And that's a fact.


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Pwincess on February 11, 2005, 10:45:02 PM
Is that the book they used to write the movie 'Babe'?


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on February 11, 2005, 11:19:14 PM
um, no. I think it was making fun of some point in history, but I've never read it.


Title: Happy Lunar New Year!
Post by: Swift on February 12, 2005, 12:42:02 AM
(Taken from Amazon.com)

Editorial Reviews

Since its publication in 1946, George Orwell's fable of a workers' revolution gone wrong has rivaled Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea as the Shortest Serious Novel It's OK to Write a Book Report About. (The latter is three pages longer and less fun to read.) Fueled by Orwell's intense disillusionment with Soviet Communism, Animal Farm is a nearly perfect piece of writing, both an engaging story and an allegory that actually works. When the downtrodden beasts of Manor Farm oust their drunken human master and take over management of the land, all are awash in collectivist zeal. Everyone willingly works overtime, productivity soars, and for one brief, glorious season, every belly is full. The animals' Seven Commandment credo is painted in big white letters on the barn. All animals are equal. No animal shall drink alcohol, wear clothes, sleep in a bed, or kill a fellow four-footed creature. Those that go upon four legs or wings are friends and the two-legged are, by definition, the enemy. Too soon, however, the pigs, who have styled themselves leaders by virtue of their intelligence, succumb to the temptations of privilege and power. "We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of the farm depend on us. Day and night, we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples." While this swinish brotherhood sells out the revolution, cynically editing the Seven Commandments to excuse their violence and greed, the common animals are once again left hungry and exhausted, no better off than in the days when humans ran the farm. Satire Animal Farm may be, but it's a stony reader who remains unmoved when the stalwart workhorse, Boxer, having given his all to his comrades, is sold to the glue factory to buy booze for the pigs. Orwell's view of Communism is bleak indeed, but given the history of the Russian people since 1917, his pessimism has an air of prophecy.