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How many days/months/years after the events of QfG5 is this? Is the Hero a Paladin, a Wizard, a Fighter, or a Thief? Is he married?  

Argh, I replied to this topic, only to find that my reply is now gone.

5 years after Dragonfire.

As for those, they're good questions. I've always wanted to ask the group about those since the first session, but wasn't able to do so. Since you brought it up, I'll ask them now.

What do you think the Hero should be in this RPS world? Fighter? Paladin? Thief? Wizard?
Who is the new ruler of Silmaria?
Who was saved from Hades?
Did the Hero marry? Who would he pick?

Please give a reason for your choices.

I still need to think about the other questions, but I think Elsa should be the Qu33n of Silmaria. I think the Hero would rather go on more adventures, and if not Elsa, who else would Rule? Certainly not Gort! :blink:  

Where/how could this come into play? Being that we've already saved Silmaria, there's little reason for this to show up in Hero6+.

As for my vote, I'd say the hero was a Paladin, and like Rakeesh, he declined his crown. As a Paladin, he probably saved Erana, but what's to say that Katrina didn't find another way out of Hades... again.

What an existance for Katrina: she was alive, died, became undead, died again, went to Hades, and got brought back to life, only to eventually die again sometime. Doesn't that just have to take a toll on her?

As for the Ruler of Silmaria, why couldn't Toro rule? :) J/K. Elsa would, of course, have to rule.

This is for the RPS world, not Hero6+. They're two very different worlds.

Sorry, my bad.

Those were exactly the same options we used in the AGDI chatroom. Does everyone want to use these options, or something else?

Hmm...I can't seem to decide of Erana should be alive or not.
I think the Hero was either a Fighter or a Paladin.

Okay, here's the easy solution:

There were FOUR heroes. The Fighter married Elsa and became King, the Paladin married Katrina and either continued on adventuring or established a holy order of arse-kickers to do the heroing for him while he settled down (considering her soul was recovered from Tartarus does she still count as undead, I can't remember)
The thief became chief of Silmaria's underworld and married Nawarr, only to divoce her five years later when she caught him with six other women.
And the mage married Erana and went on to become one of the faculty at W.I.T.

How did both Erana and Katrina come back you ask? Only the Wizard and the Paladin characters completed the right of ... whatever it was that required you to visit hades. There, cut and dried.

Thanks Jigen. I needed to laugh myself out of the chair. :P  

I try... Oh wait, you were being sarcastic, (b1tch, smack you down I will) :winktongue:  

Very cute... but I think we'll settle for one hero, thank you very much. :P

Logic time. You may be thinking "Corsair? Logical? Never!" Meanies.

Anyway.

Fighters are little more than "Throg want kill". Not exactly good candidates for the kingship, although if they had a high intelligence stat they'd make a handy Cap'n o' the Guard.

Paladins might make good kings, but a good Paladin will refuse the crown.

Thieves are way to greedy to make good kings, either. Chances are, the first thing he'd do while in office would be to empty the treasury into his money pouch and go get drunk at the Dead Parrot.

Wizards are probably the best candidate. Reknowned for their Wisdom, Intelligence, and sometimes Grasp of tactics, along with the extreme power they have, they would make excellent Rulers.

The REAL question is, do we want to have Aragorn (Paladin, or close enough) or Gandalf (Wizard) as the King? Or he could not rule at all. I think whichever class Devon is, he should marry the counterpart of said class.

Actually, a Paladin MIGHT become king if they feel the kingdom is still in need of their services. But I don't see that here from what I've read so far.

Hmm... I always thought the Paladin would be more suited to Erana (she being a Paladin in all but name), while Katrina would be more compatible to the the Wizard (both being 'mysterious types').

Yeah, The Paladin CAN'T marry Katrina. Wizard can marry all four, thief can marry Nawar and Elsa, Fighter can marry Katrina, Nawar, and Elsa, and Paladin can marry Erana, Nawar, and Elsa. But I doubt the Paladin would marry Nawar if he had to hang himself with a length of rope otherwise.  

That makes no sense for the Paladin to be able to marry Nawar but not Katrina.

Oh well, one more thing to bash QG5 for...  :lol:  

I think the hero should be a multiclass.  he rescued Erana, but stayed single.  He took the knigship, but only spends part of his time in Silmaria because he has to travel to Shapier to take care of his duties as prince and because he still likes heroing every so often.  Legos is his prime minister and takes care of the day to day running of Silmaria.

A King wouldn't ever leave his Kingdom, not unless it was a war or he was negotiating with another kingdom for an alliance or something. And Princes don't get much in the way of duties, really.

Also, one way or another, he becomes a King. He's either King of Shapeir, or king of both Shapeir and Silmaria.

I think you mean that he would be sultan of shapier, and that's assuming the old guy had died in the last 5 years.

Same thing.

Oh, and, the reason why the Paladin can't marry Katrina is because Katrina doesn't like do-gooders. It has nothing to do with the Paladin's opinion of her, but if he was proposing marriage, he obviously had a high opinion of her.

I like that suggestion, LB.

Oh, great. So this means in addition to YOU guys chasing after me after I steal the amulet, I'm also going to have to deal with Devon Aidendale, The King of Silmaria? Crud. Crud, crud, crud.

Heheheh...That I have to see. :D

(FYI, I haven't started playing yet. I just like to watch right now)  

I will STRIKE you down, Jafar! STRIKE YOU!

*in an anouncer's voice* that's two strikes folks.  One more and Corsair's out.  And here's the pitch...

Silence, Beer-Hoff.

Sure! You're welcome to watch. :)

Until I pull you out from behind one of those unopenable red doors and stab you!

Corsair,
I'm going to have to give you a warning.  Please refrain in future from stabing visitors or member.  Behaviour like that will not be tolerated at Hero6 :warning:  

Whoops. Sorry.

When are you going to learn: Don't stab forum members and visitors--Smite them. :)

Or eat them! :P  

I personally bite their legs off. But only with currently unnamed Katta on the streets of Shapeir, with names like "Queni Jalib" and other weird names that Pwincess can't remember so she can't prosecute me for.

Any other Admin/Moderator would have done the same thing  

yep, she's right there.
no beating, stabbing, impaling, burning (ahem Delor ahem), eating, digesting, disgorging, or in any other way harming visitors (or we'll have to lean on ya ;))

Can we turn them into sheep?

ummmm no, that can quickly lead to eating if no one tells me they're a visitor

But how can I punish the wicked if I can't harm or polymorph the visitors? Can I put them in some sort of evil device designed to kill them if I only leave one inept guard?

The secret is to plot. Like me. I plot to destroy the world. And then I laugh evilly. MUHAHAH! HAHAHAHA! BUHAHAHAHA! HA HA HA HA! *Lightning Flash* HAHAAHAHAHA!

*Stuffs a sock in Corsairs laughing mouth* :rolleyes:  

But I always get the last laugh. *Pulls the sock out of his mouth, puts it on, then takes it off and stuffs it in Jafar's mouth.* HAHAHAHA!

Corsair, remove that gag. Need I remind you what you were warned for? :angry:  

Jafar stuffed it in my mouth first...*Begins to extract the sock out of Jafar's mouth with a pair of tweezers*  

*casts a spell  to remove the sock more quickly from jafar's  mouth, it  accidentally flies up corsair's nose*

Draconus, this means I'm going to have to do some horrendous plotting. *Sneezes the sock out* AH HAHA HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHA! *Lightning Flash* HAHAHAHA!

If you won't put a sock in it, then zip it! :P That evil laugh is NOT helping my headache. :wacko:  

Good. That means my evil is improving! BUHAHAHA!

*pulls an Evil-laugh-vac-omatic out of his back pocket and holds in over Corsair's mouth.  when he flicks it on it begins sucking Corsair's evil laughs out of his mouth and smothering them in a dusty bag*

Well. That was an experience. Now I have to go re-forumulate my laughs, Beer-Hoff. Thanks. Now I get to do "Evil Croaking" until then.

so, you're turning into a dieing frog.

More like a dining fog.

ummm frogs legs, I love dining on frogs

How about Eye Scream?

aye, just frog's legs... and maybe rabbit legs, they make such nice drum sticks

Don't forget the Hero Sandwiches.

I perfer ham, spam, or lamb

"Spirits of the Frigid North,
"Spin the Water; Draw it Forth.
"Frosty Spirits, Summoned Twice,
"Turn the Water into ice."

That should take care of Corsair for a while.

Sure. After I have Avoozl kill you. With his tentacles.

Strike two, Corsair. You know what happens when "Strike three" occurs. Now behave yourself, and stop threatening to kill people. We need visitors alive.

Oh, please, Swift! They can stuffs socks down my throat and try to turn me into ice, but if I retaliate, I get punished!?!?

It's partly because you were threatening to attack and kill people for some time now (even before they did anything to you), and still continued to do so after being warned. I'm still going to give you a chance though. Do keep your evil plotting for the RPS only.

Jafar, Ignus, and ndcent, try not to tempt him.

Thank you.

So I can't even maliciously laugh? My options are slowly dwindling...now, to be evil, I can only mutter. grabazizandsacrificehertoavoozl..

I guess that puts an end to our evil fun.

Now, as soon as I remember the counter-curse, I'll turn that ice back to water for you, Corsair.

 

I'm sure Delor will be happy to help you with that ;)

Stay away from me with that blowtorch!

he's really a nice guy once you get to know him

Avoozl will conquer all! Know this and fear! (And that isn't a threat. It's a boast.)

and let's all hope Delor hasn't burnt everything down before that happens

Well, Avoozl can position Delor in the way of the oncoming horde of Paladins and other such goody goodies. I suspect that Delor will delay them by talking their ears off about the perks of fire, oil, and charcoal.

Well, you're allowed to laugh. It's just that you're overdoing the laugh, which makes you appear less evil in our eyes.

*removes the curse that was placed on Corsair*

Yar!

darn.  I guess the best we can hope for now is that permission will make the laugh less apealing. but what are the chances of that?

not very high, I expect

AHA HAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHA!

She's right man, the more you overuse it, the more you seem like you're just trying too hard.

And the DM is always right. :P

At least until she's wrong and tries to cover it up. :glare:  

What do you mean by that, hmm? (http://cc.domaindlx.com/Moonflower/wizard3.gif)

Uh....nothing. :blink:  

Good.  :angel:  

Duck for cover, Jafar!

One of the legs are both the same!

I chopped the second leg off. With a KNIFE!

That joke has gotten stale, Jafar... Time to look for a new punchline...

It's been SO long since I told that joke, I just couldn't help it.
Wait, that would make a cool Easter Egg! A duck that you look at and it says "It seems like one of it's legs are both the same...whatever that means."

Should we implement Kirby as an Easter Egg in Hero7?  

We need an evil blackguard in the tavern drinking his brains out then, too.

with dragon's breath?  :winktongue:  

Yeah, that sounds about right.

and  make it the real stuff, not that watered dow stuff they usually serve.

Watered down "Dragon's Breath?" Unless you're refering to the use of it in QG 4.5...

A kirby as an easter egg sounds like a good idea, Pwincess. :)

Heh.

yeah, the local dragons need a beach ball

Poor Kirby!  :(  

Ball was actually one of his powers... More like a tennis ball then a beach ball though.

Ok, we'd decided on the following during the session.

Devon Aidendale is a fighter/mage/thief, and the King of Silmaria. He rescued Erana from Hades and married Elsa.

Not much to be happy about fo' me, except for Erana getting pulled out. She's more mellow than Katrina and less likely to freeze me in a block of ice.

pity
 

Since he's a multiclass, there's a few other things. Was Arrestes arrested, Did Devon become Chief Thief, and was Gnome Ann's inn closed by Ferrari or did it get saved and also made Gnomish?

Good point, Corsair. Ok, everyone vote!  

no, yes, yes

I agree with Ignus.  

What exactly are we voting on?  :huh:  

We're voting on these.

Did you have to be at the RPS last Saturday in order to vote?  :(  

The earlier questions, like "Did the Hero become King?", were asked yesterday since it wasn't easy to get nearly everyone to agree on the same thing. As for these questions that I quoted earlier, you can still vote even if you didn't attend yesterday's session.  

No, no, yes.

You oppose Chief Of Thieves? You must die.

being killed  for opposing oppinion?  isn't that a bit  harsh? I'd just have them locked away till the end of the vote.

Well, duh, it's a bit harsh. I'M a bit harsh.

No on Arrestes, No on Chief Thief, and Gnome Ann should probably keep her Inn, despite the fact she was annoying.

and the fact that she killed rudolph.

Okay. All in favor? *Some people raise their hands* All opposed? *More people raise their hands* Please stand, all who oppose. *They stand* All in favor...throw these losers off a bridge.

*corsair is  promptly thrown off the bridge  by the  "losers"*

And the peasents rejoiced! :P  

BUT LO! The Blackguard flew over the water, with his new, mystic GLIDE spell!

Try Glide! At fine stores and retailers near you!

*triggers  the glide spell, turning it off*

Btw, everyone who assisted in capturing Kadis gets either a spell or a magical item from Taerin, in case anyone forgot. Please think carefully what item/spell it was and make the adjustments in your character's profile.

Swift, can I change Pwincess's outfit to my DM outfit in NWN's?   :winktongue:  

LOL, sure! It's fine with me! We might be able to attract more roleplayers that way. :P

LOL!!!! I can't wait to see everybody's reaction  :D  

What is the outfit, if I may ask? :P  

Think knee high boots...
Think short leather shorts...
Think tight see-through plunging top...
Think black leather whip...

Use your imagination  :P  

Alternatively, get a plantinum edition of NWN and play in her server!

Swift, your a thinker!  ^_^  

Thank you. *bows*

See through!? :blink:

Thanks for reminding me :P  

*Presents Swift with a gold 'thinking' wand to use on everybody else*

Have you bought it Jafar?

Not yet...I'm working on it.

Can't wait until you get it Jafar!!!!

Neither can I. Look out Neverwinter, Jafar is coming!
....
....eventually. :(  

What character class will you be playing?

My psychic abilities tell me that he'll be a paladin. :paladin:  

What makes you think that? :angel:  

Paladin Kirby?  Or Paladin Jafar?  :paladin:  

I don't think Marshmallow is a race in NWN, so it would have to be Paladin Jafar. :winktongue:  

Marshmallow race?

Kirby's race.

Thats what Kirby is (Well, at least thats what he SEEMS to be)

Can we eat him?  :blink:  

Nope, sorry. :P  

Awww, but we want to eat him! :(

Sorry. I guess you'll have to get your snacks elsewhere... :P  

I always thought Kirby was a balloon a mad scientist had brought to life, a la Frankenstein.

Always blaming it on the Mad Scientests...

When it's always their fault, you may as well always blame them!

LOL!  ^_^  

but what if it isn't the scientists' fault? the warcraft plot was the mages' fault

*Whispers quietly* Secretly, Wizards and Scientists are the same thing!

*hears it and is displeased by the comparison*

*successful throws itching powder at Corsair*

*The Itching Powder sails into Corsair's ear, then proceeds to sing*

Powder: We represent the lolipop guild! The Lolipop Guild! The lolipop guild!

:wizard:  :wizard:  :wizard:  

*Ducks for cover*

:wizard:  :wizard:  :wizard: *from the other side of the room*

Magic war between Ignus and Swift! Dangerous!

*Casts reflect on himself and hopes for the best*

Dmitri! Go out there and start hitting on Swift to distract her!

Dmitri: You're the best, Cors!

swift? looked like pwincess to me. besides, I wasn't aiming at her.

So who were you aiming at?

You need glasses apparently. Hey, wait..oops, dang it! Dmitri, get back here! It's the wrong woman!

Dmitri: Geez! You're an idiot, Cors!

No kidding, sherlock!

Kadis: Geez, I mean, he thinks I read the Necrophilicon. Of COURSE he's an idiot!

wasn't the necrophillicon the book that ate people?

Yeah, it was.

does it let the bad guys read it, or does it eat them too?

Well, Amon Tillado had to read it somehow!

darn, that makes life more difficult.

Also, when Avoozl was forced back into his own realm, rather than the cleft of dimensions where he was, the Necrophilicon became a normal book, albeit filled with evil stuffs.

and indestructible

Yes, yes. Hey, it's character development!

*shrugs* it works

Okay, what do you think? After I get my Villainous Badge, should Bonehead or Ad Avis be my Avatar?

bonehead looks cooler.

He was my original choice, and it fits me better. Evil, but still really frigging cool. Ad Avis is just un-killable.

was bonehead evil? I think that might be debateable

He takes amusement when you hurt yourself. That strikes me as Evil. Not as horrendously evil as, say, Baba Baby or Minos, but still evil.

I guess that makes sense. he also ignored his orders when you gave him stuff

He's evil like Jerk evil, not like "Murdering Psychopath" evil.

Go with Bonehead. Ad Avis looks like a hunched old man. Totally uncool for a villain.

Yeah, but Ad Avis fell from like 100 stories up and was still alive...well, he wasn't quite dead, anyway. But, yeah, Bonehead is infinitely cooler. It stinks that the only good male villains were Ad Avis. Minos sucked, Baba was a woman, Katrina was a woman, The Demon Wizard, well, i'm not sure whether it was a male or female, and he sucked anyway. Khaveen was decent, but he's currently in EGA, so   :(  

only until the vga version comes out, courtesy of the fanbase

Yeah, but I figure Hero6 will finish before AGDI's QFG2VGA.

As long as they both come out, I'll be happy.

Agreed.

the only thing better than them coming out, is them being finished and coming out now.

Not really. Then I'd have to make a decision as to who's to play right now, and that would tear me apart. However, I would have to choose Hero6 over QFG2Vga, owing to the fact that I've already played QfG2.

I think I might play QG2VGA first. I love to save the best for last. ;)  

I prefer saving the best for first.

it reduces anticipation that way

So? I'll beat QfG2VGA in record time anyway, I know all the puzzles and stuff.

true, but so do most of the other fans of the project

Hmm... very true. I bet someone else would finish it before you, Corsair. :P

As for me, I prefer to take my time playing the game, and marvel at the improved backgrounds. Perhaps I'll even try to hunt for new easter eggs too.

Yeah, like the Saurus Repair Shop! I'll probably fiddle with it, too. Though I hear they're gonna have the QfG1VGA/QfG3 combat system.

I think they're having a new type of combat system. I heard it's pretty challenging.

My information is outdated. My informant must die. BOB! *Loud, girlish screaming* I DEALT WITH YOUR ODDNESS BECAUSE YOU WERE USEFUL! NOW YOU DIE! STABBITY!

that was rude  :P  

He made advances on me. So I advanced on him. WITH A KNIFE!

and, in your typical manner, releived him of most of his neccesary organs

Yeah, but this time I left his heart. It's sometimes preferable to let them bleed out, however, it does increase clean-up time. Still, considering he's bleeding on YOUR house's roof, not mine, Ignus, I'm happy.

not for long.  :pentagram:  

Yeah. *Teleports the enormous pool of blood over to immediately in front of Pwincess*

now that's really rude.  :pentagram:  teleports the mess onto corsair's front porch

Ah, good. It always spurts when I try to teleport it to my front porch, so I just have to slice them right there. Thanks, mate. My walkway of dry blood is now complete.

*summons a flood to clean corsair's walkway*

Dick van Dike is transformed into a dike! Haharr! Your water is stopped!

poor Bert

Bert?

Mary Poppins reference

Suuure. That's a cover up, isn't it?

not really, just random

DUN DUN DUUUN!

yes, like that

LANDUNDUN..NANANAnnaananaaaa!

Who's getting hitched?

Wait, what? I'm confused. :huh:  

da da da da... da da da da...

OH, I see now.
Well, it's not me! :rolleyes:  

Kirby?

No. Maybe it's Corsair?

Hmmm, could be  ^_^  

Who would want to marry HIM though? :blink:
 :winktongue:  

Hmmm, what about evil Katrina?  :winktongue:  

Could be. :cheerygrin:  

Will she wear a white dress or a black leather dress with knee high boots?  :cheerygrin:  

Probably the latter. :P  

he he he... I wonder what Corsair would say  ^_^  

*Does a Corsair impression*
He'd probably say something with lots of evil. And laughing. Evil Laughing. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It nearly sounds scary  ^_^  

Just nearly!? :-\

You'll have to try harder  :winktongue:  

I don't think so. If I try too hard, my throat hurts. :rolleyes:  

Did anybody in QFG do an evil laugh?

I think Ad Avis did. I'm not sure though.

Yeah, he'd probably do a very good evil laugh.

What about the brigand leader in QFG1?

Never said anything until you used the dispel potion.

I've got a vivid imagination  ^_^ (meaning that I can imagine her having a very evil laugh  :winktongue: )

Yeah, I'm thinking a cold, wickedish laugh...

:chilly:  

*Gives a blankey* ^_^  

Thanks!  Feeling a lot better!

Must have been the evil laugh...

Cold laughs are the evilest.... :unsure:  

They sound cruel...

And what type of laugh would Kirby have?

I think he'd have a bit of a childish laugh. ^_^  

Do you believe that any of us will ever become ultimate post hogs?

Yup. especially if we keep spamming like this. :P
Where there's a will, there's a way!

We can do it!

Just keep posting, just keep posting...

and posting... until...

...the server breaks down?

THAT would rain on our parade...

Then we'll have to get Phattie or Coco to fix it ... then continue our spamming...

Yes! We must spam on! :P  

For Hero6!

For great justice!

For world domination!

Yes, for world do-
Wait a minute....

too far?

Stay away from me! I don't want to be contaminated by your craziness! :o  

Swift, with only 100 posts to go, do you believe you'll become a FA by the end of the day?

I can only hope (and spam)

Add oil! And a little craziness. That never hurts. :wacko:  

I'm adding oil, and  :pentagram: and  :clover: , but I'm not adding craziness! That's a deadly combination! :o  

You can do it Swift!

I guess me and Pwincess are a good example of that, huh? :P  

*nods*
Very good examples. :waterdrop:  

*nods*  :D  

Aw, we weren't THAT bad! :lol:  

We should be trying a lot harder *takes out the whip*

yes you were. you just don't realize it yet

Practice makes perfect ;)

yup. High posts are indicative of craziness and/or mod powers

Only if you've been good  :winktongue:  

for the mod powers, or the craziness?

Both.

why do you have to be good to be crazy?

Don't question my motives.

I thought they were all random

Quiet, you.

don't want me to spoil your secret? :rolleyes:  

Something like that. *Duct Tape Ignus' mouth*  

wow. that's a lot of duct tape

It's necessary. And you're duct-taped.  

*melts duct tape with a burst of fire.* HA!

It was fire retardent.

retardant, not proof

*hands Ignus some Eucalyptus Oil so that he can remove the sticky stuff off his mouth*

Hope that helps

thanks. *uses oil to remove sticky stuff*

Why were you duct taped?  :huh:  

corsair doesn't want me to tell you his secret

That's ok... I'll just have to put 'big brother' on him  ;)  

have I met 'Big Brother'?

You know 'big brother'...  the eye in the sky?  Knows your every move, etc...

ah. god mode

I think they've also turned the concept into TV shows around the world...

yeah. they don't seem to hang around for very long

We're up to season 5 here  :wacko:  

maybe I just havn't payed enough attention to tv. havn't since I found the school library

The only 3 shows I've really been watching have been Frasier, Desperate Housewives, and LOST...

I've been reading way too many books

What type of books are you interested in?

sci fi fantasy

Stargate is the closest I'll get to Sci-fi... I'm more of a Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights book fan...

I like michael chrichton, KL Morgan, Anne Mccaffrey, Terry brooks, etc.

Cool!

P.S.  This has to be my last post for the moment.  TTYL!

see ya. have fun while you're gone

See ya!

Maybe we should just rename all the topics here to "Off-topic Thread" or something, or merge them all into one huge topic, since most topics here get off-topic eventually, regardless of the title or forum location.
 :rolleyes:

that's the name of the game.

Of course!  Hero6: Spamming Heaven

though not quite as fun as an actual conversation

True... well at the moment I'm writing an assignment on meritocratic practices, and I can guarantee that you don't want to hear about that :P

I think that's a safe assessment

Which is spammier? H6 or KQ9? Should we even try to be spammier than them? :blink:  

I think that today, we were just as apammy as KQ9. ^_^  

Yeah, but I feel like it, what with having my post count temporarily erased.

Well, It wasn't my idea. Though I did like the idea...

Ha! *Wedgies Jafar and uses the underwear to hang Jafar from a doorknob*

*frees Jafar, and then turns Corsair into a sheep*

*Shears Corsairs wool and sells it*

*Pulls out a can of Sheep-away and sprays it on himself*

Oops.

*Runs off, screaming in agony*

Ewwww.... He's all red now.

Well, it'll wear off...

AHAHAHA! *Clones the sheep as he morphs back* Behold my newest henchman: BLOOD SHEEP!

I bet they're nothing compared to those Cows...

Scaaaarrrreeeeyyyyyy :rolleyes:  

Veeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry..

NOT! :P  

Super.

Not really. Evil cows are more dangerous then Sheep,

Agreed. Take a trip down Moo Moo farm one of these days to see what I mean.

You're probably right. Cows have horrible flatulence.

And that cow from Kung-Pow...*shudders*

Cow and Pow rhyme.

and how does that affect the grand scheme of things?

Pancaaaake

you mean waaafle

EVERYTHING BEGINS WITH CHEESE!

except for a ride in an automobile

Even that.  

What kind of cheese? Cheddar? Swiss? Muenster?  Singles?(ugh)

Gorgan Zola.

Swiss? by which you mean? emmental? appenzeller? Sap Sago? Gruyere? Racletter?

Swiss is a type of cheese, you foo-el. Those are brands of Swiss Cheese.

If yogurt goes bad, how can you tell?

Because the yogurt turns blue.

I thought that was spinach.

Pancakes.

 

Oh. But I thought they turned pink. Was that waffles, then?

Waffles turn white. Flat white.

Oh. But now I'm confused: white makes the chicken eggs hatch. So how come the waffles don't hatch with baby chicks, then?

Spam infusions, of course.

Ohhhhh!! Now it makes sense.

Well, I think we just earned our places as "all of the above" in the poll.

You two should REALLY be in the KQ9 Asylum. :P  

You too, Jafar.

I'm already in there for being delusional and liking to clean things up.

I'd be there, but they havn't caught me yet.

*Loops a noose behind Ignus' back legs* Gotcha!

*fries the rope, and corsair with it*

I had pants on, though!

Put on some pants then! This is a family forum, ya know!

But Ignus burned them all up. Now I'm just wearing my undies.

Here's a skirt. Want one?

Over my dead body, maybe.

That can be done. Would you like to arrange for it?

No thanks. But I can do this! Man, I love being an evil Maiar. *Changes into a living stone spire* This little ability has been very handy.

*contracts a team of sculptors to carve an ugly statue out of the spire*

*Holds up the One Ring (Green Plastic) and the sculptors are thrown 278 feet into a nearby brick wall.*

*picks up sword and continues hacking out the statue*

(singing) Whistle while you work! *whistles*... :D  

*Teleports on top of Paladin. Fortunately for him, Paladin is comfortably encased in a block of stone. Unfortunately, his sword is broken, and his feet are being squished rather uncomfortably*

*teleports several yards of explosives onto the surface of the statue, and paladin out from the middle of it*

dodge this

*triggers explosives*

Okay!

*Dodges*