Or even think about a girarff (okay so I couldn;t think of anything else to rhyme with laugh sue me)
 

I read the whole topic, you lied to me.

THE PAIN, THE INFERNAL PAIN SPLITS MY HEAD LIKE AN AXE. WHY? WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE TALK SUCH IRRELEVANT CRAP!!!!!

*Whimpers* At least I had the Rhyming to keep me warm, yes, it is all better now.

Muhaha, and while he's distracted, I'll bolt out the door
 

I double-dare you

Oh, 'spouse that'l teach me for only reading the last page eh?

Something-something Sam I am, I don't not like green eggs and jam

Holy mofo-ing crap it didn't take long to squeeze fifteen pages out of you guys TALKING about the RPS sessions. That sh1t's scary

And he makes a mean spicy hot dog

I try... Oh wait, you were being sarcastic, (b1tch, smack you down I will) :winktongue:  

Okay, here's the easy solution:

There were FOUR heroes. The Fighter married Elsa and became King, the Paladin married Katrina and either continued on adventuring or established a holy order of arse-kickers to do the heroing for him while he settled down (considering her soul was recovered from Tartarus does she still count as undead, I can't remember)
The thief became chief of Silmaria's underworld and married Nawarr, only to divoce her five years later when she caught him with six other women.
And the mage married Erana and went on to become one of the faculty at W.I.T.

How did both Erana and Katrina come back you ask? Only the Wizard and the Paladin characters completed the right of ... whatever it was that required you to visit hades. There, cut and dried.

I'm sure this is written down in the old Hero6 forums. But since I haven't been around for a while here it is. Off the top of my head, this is Jigen:

Jigen: Human Shadow-Warrior (Hollywood Ninja archetype)
Honorable in temperament / ruthless in execution

Attributes:
Gymnast's physique
Strength of Will
Tongue like a whip

Skills
Excellent Unarmed combat fighter
Skilled with the majority of hand weapons
Excellent with throwing weapons
Good stealth skills

Equipment:
Ninja sword sheathed on back
Throwing stars hanging off knots sewn onto his jacket
Climbing spikes on his palms
Rope and grapnel in small pack
Leather armour

Quirks/Personality modifiers

-Too stubborn to quit, too stupid to die
Some would describe this as being an 'iron will', but some wouldn't. Jigen has been known to ignore heavy wounds in pursuit of his goals. This has frequently become so bad that only extensive magical rituals have been able to restore his body back to optimal efficiency, but still some old wounds persist.

-Tongue like a whip
Jigen enjoys teasing people, but rarely says anything nasty that he actually means. It frequently gets him in trouble (because he hasn't quite figured out how to shut up) and has caused his premature death on more than one occasion. Ressurrection through magic is nothing new to Jigen.

-Martial Philosopher
Don't get him started and don't try to argue with him about weapons (especially modern firearms) unless you can quote sources that prove he's wrong. In which case he thanks you in advance for the information. Oh, he also likes to talk about 'what it means to be a warrior' and other such cr@p too.

Background:
Jigen hails from a land far to the east called 'Julianes', but that's not really important as he now resides in Herocia and makes frequent forays into Gloriana in search of new challenges and opponents to test himself against.

Graveyard Humour all the way baby

Those will come later