*cuts the Corsairborn into tiny pieces and throws it into the hole* Keep it secret, keep it safe...!

Bahaha... Okay.

Into a planet!

Now, watch carefully, boy... *advances on the thing with the axe in two powerful dwarven fists*

Sure... I pushed enter too quickly and submitted the last thing too soon anyway.

I didn't tell you what Elves are.

Elves, by THEIR patron god, are fruity, flighty creatures of art and creation, that go their whole lives practicing creative things like music and poetry, trying to perfect their art.

So, elves and dwarves are opposites.

Also, elves can't grow beards. Anything that can't grow a beard shouldn't be trusted.

Anything that CAN grow a beard and chooses not to, also shouldn't be trusted.

Don't worry, I know full well what's all wrong with the world as it is.

Of July?

*takes a swig of some rum*

We've done something... unholy this day... Get my axe and a shovel, lad...

Exactly. So the Super Star Destroyer is the most effective, efficient weapon in the galaxy.

Dwarves are somewhat humble, dutiful creatures of the earth, master smiths, hard workers, that believe their duty is to their clan, and that their god wants them to practice their trade forever.

And when's YOUR birthday?

Burn it... One is more than enough.

I'd actually like to see a dwarven smiley char class... think about it!

It is general, common knowledge that Dwarves don't like Elves.

Elves don't tend to like anyone who's not an elf.

Dwarves don't tend to like anyone who IS an elf.

October 25th.