*Looks out his window and sees a typical happy day with butterflies and blooming flowers and other things associated with nice days*
Dude, I don't even want to KNOW where you live!  

Only if one of her legs are both the same.  

After working with his art set for a minute, Jafar holds up a masterpiece painting of, well, steel.
"I work better with watercolors, but this isn't bad, if I do say so myself."  

Most fanprojects don't have a release date. (Or if they do, it's very vague) I can see why though. It ends up being a choice between delaying the game and disappointing lots of people, or releasing it too early with more bugs then there should be.

9 PM, then.

What timezone do you live in?

The Hyperactive Weapon Master was a flaw, but he wasn't that annoying compared to bugs like the near-impossible chain puzzle in Yorick's maze, or the colors randomly going crazy. And there ARE ways around those bugs...  

That reminds me, we need to have a theme song for dramatic moments like this. The LoTR theme sounds appropriate for this one scene, but will it work for others?

Q: How do you stop a Weapon Master from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.

My favorites were QFG2 and 4, (I can play it with no bugs! ), then Numba 1 (The original and the remake had their good points), then 3, than 5.

Jafar's eyes started wandering, and he almost yawned. "You know guys...I'm getting...well...bored with this conversation...Wait a minute!? Bored? We need to hurry!"

"Sure, why not? Nothings less boring then pizza!"
With that said, Jafar started preparing for the journey.
"Okay," he said, ignoring the fantasy era. "We'll need a CD player, a DVD player, some handheld game systems, and a laptop computer. We'll need all the excitement we can get if we're going to make it to Boredor."

Once upon a time, there was a rather boring kingdom. It used to be known as the best place to go to for excitement, but somehow, things got boring, and all the tourists stopped coming. Some of the kingdom's residents actually died of boredom. King Blah the 3rd knew that this boredom was unnatural. Soon, he discovered that the bored influences were coming from the land of Boredor. He sent his army to Boredor to find out the cause and stop it, but they got bored with the quest and went to go do something better. The boredom problem got worse, and threatens to affect other lands now.

Realizing that a small group of adventurers can do what gigantic armies can't, King Blah called for adventurers from more exciting lands to come and save his kingdom.

*Puts the script down*

And thats why we're here. So, who's coming with me on this quest?

Just a thought, but maybe you should let people know when your birthday is. I think that helps.  

Happy Birthday!