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« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2004, 03:50:35 PM »

Alright alright, you don't have to beg. You row the boat for now, I'm going to take a nap...
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« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2004, 03:57:53 PM »

Jamwise: Thank you Mr Jafar! I'm the luckiest servant in the world!

*starts rowing the boat merrily*
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« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2004, 05:37:19 PM »

Jar jar! Nooo!

*just before he dies, Jaramir tells them where the Gorc-hai went and that they took Jolly and Flippin*

Well, I guess it's up to us. After those orcs - it's galloping time!

*briefly traslocates away, then reappears with a whinnying stallion*

Beautiful animal isn't he? I ... um ... borrowed him from King Throgmorten; apparently his name's Shadow-Email. Don't worry, I'll return him ... at some point.

*starts galloping*
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« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2004, 05:43:27 PM »

Shadow-Email?! That could actually be an interesting name for horse racing.

Let's ride!  
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« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2004, 05:55:22 PM »

*they gallop for some time...*

Aha, by those big ugly footprints in the dirt and my great tracking ability, I deduce that the orcs were going that way! Just like before. Weird. You think they're heading for whatsit-gard?
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« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2004, 05:58:08 PM »

Must be.

*checks script*

Yup, they are. Follow that trail!
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« Reply #51 on: September 04, 2004, 06:00:20 PM »

*a little later ... they see a cloud of dust in the distance*

Oh dear. I know of only one race of people who can make a cloud of dust like that - the Raiders of Hunroe! They might not like the fact that I ... borrowed ... their king's horse.
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« Reply #52 on: September 04, 2004, 06:04:11 PM »

rolleyes

*mutters* Pity this isn't night right now, or I'll be able to hide if they come for you.

Let's move quickly then!
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« Reply #53 on: September 04, 2004, 06:07:04 PM »

*they move quickly, but unfortunately the Raiders move more quickly, and soon they are surrounded by dirty looking people waving pikes*

*mutters to Swift* what're they waving those fish around for?

*the lead guardsmen snarls "These are pikes as in, long spears, you idiot. Now are you in league with the orcs?"*

Of course not! They stole two friends (which we didn't know we had until yesterday, but still, we want them back...) I don't suppose you saw any small creatures, look a bit like marshmallows?
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« Reply #54 on: September 04, 2004, 06:18:13 PM »

lead guardsmen: Marshmallows? Are you drunk? I've never heard of walking Marshmallows!

guardsmen: Hahahahhahaha!  laugh  laugh laugh  laugh

lead guardsmen: Hey! I recognise that horse! You stole it! :angry:  
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« Reply #55 on: September 04, 2004, 06:21:22 PM »

No no! Your king lent it to me, I promise! And I'll get it back to him as soon as I'm done.

But you sure you haven't seen our two friends? I assure you they look very different to orcs. You'd notice.
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« Reply #56 on: September 04, 2004, 06:29:34 PM »

lead guardsmen: Where the proof that our king did lend Shadow-Email to you?

guard 1: I assure you, pigs will fly before we see walking marshmallows!

 
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« Reply #57 on: September 04, 2004, 06:35:10 PM »

*waves a royal proclamation at them*

There you go, all properly signed and stuff *mutters to self* amazing what a little hypnosis can do...

Then we must be on our way. We have Flippin and Jolly to rescue!
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« Reply #58 on: September 04, 2004, 06:54:02 PM »

Lead guardsmen: Oh! Ermm.. sorry. You may go. *gallops away*

Amazing!

(psst! You're a hero now, OC! Go to the offtopic heroes' hall and make a speech)
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« Reply #59 on: September 04, 2004, 10:23:30 PM »

*Meanwhile, Jafar and Jam are somewhere in the middle of nowhere taking a rest*
Gobblum:Its mine...They stole it from us...We wants it back...Take it back...Then squeeze them my precious...HEHEHEHHE!
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