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Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 07, 2005, 06:49:20 AM
Behold!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 07, 2005, 07:08:35 AM
Very nice.  :lol:


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 07, 2005, 07:08:36 AM
Somehow, it reminds me of you... :rolleyes:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 07, 2005, 07:16:44 AM
Yes. Boromir is awesome. So am I.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Pwincess on March 07, 2005, 07:21:54 AM
Pretty, however can you please shrink it in half?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 07, 2005, 07:48:54 AM
Er..No, sorry. I can't use MS Paint to downsize it, and that's about the only thing I have that might do the trick.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Pwincess on March 07, 2005, 08:04:53 AM
There's a way to resize pic's using html...

*trying to remember what the html code was*  :wacko:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 07, 2005, 11:17:41 AM
html code for resizing pics:

<img src="name.gif" height=X width=Y> where X and Y are pixel dimensions.

Let me try to resize it with fireworks if the code doesn't work.

[edit] Resized it.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 07, 2005, 06:34:14 PM
You can't even read it!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 08, 2005, 02:28:48 AM
Opps, I overlook that part :P.

I'll try again later.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Striker on March 08, 2005, 05:22:21 AM
Yeah, your sig.  It's takes too #$@%in long to download... you must be killing dialup folks.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Brassfire on March 08, 2005, 05:35:21 AM
Just resizing with html does not actually resize the image, and it will still be the same amount of kb as before html resize.

There are trial versions of paint shop pro that include animation shop. You would probably have no problem downloading it since you appear to have no problems downloading your sig.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Pwincess on March 08, 2005, 05:38:03 AM
--> 50K signature limit (http://visitors.hero6.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=154)


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 08, 2005, 05:39:32 AM
Aww. Ah, well. There are other weapons. STRONGER AND DEADLIER THAN ALL ELSE! BUHAHAHAHA!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Pwincess on March 08, 2005, 05:51:53 AM
lol!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 08, 2005, 05:54:00 AM
Yeah, I know. It's almost as good as my old one. But we must make sacrifices in these trying times..like Sauron did. He had to sacrifice all that extra pancake batter, and he was going to have his good buddy, Khamul, make the largest pancake ever.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 08, 2005, 05:56:05 AM
The One Pancake...TO RULE THEM ALL! :o  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 08, 2005, 06:01:11 AM
Precisely. But the Ring allowed him to create pancake batter out of human bone matter, so that's why he started the big war. Also, he wanted to get to the Sea. You ever wonder why Sauron was so evil? Simple. His eye. It was flaming. And lidless. He wanted tear drops. So he was gonna march to the Sea, pull Barad-Dur off it's foundations, and dip the eye in the sea until it was mostly normal.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 08, 2005, 09:09:41 PM
Also becasue he wanted to see if he could find any burried treasure while he was there. But then, who wouldn't?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 08, 2005, 09:24:39 PM
Elrond.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 08, 2005, 10:52:50 PM
what makes you say that?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 08, 2005, 10:59:07 PM
Because he has those weird ears.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 09, 2005, 06:36:32 PM
Well, he'd use a fishing rod.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 09, 2005, 06:52:29 PM
Yeah, but Elrond has this issue. He's got like..earwax.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 09, 2005, 07:22:10 PM
Ohhhhhhh...ouch. I know what that's like.

Wait...that would make him the perfect candidate to go diving, because he wouldn't need ear plugs!

MEN! GET THE DIVING SUIT!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 09, 2005, 07:42:26 PM
If his ears come in contact with water, so much earwax will gush forth that it would make the world's oceans overflow!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 09, 2005, 08:02:53 PM
Or solidify, whichever comes first.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 09, 2005, 09:32:05 PM
He cleans his ears, ya know.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 10, 2005, 04:18:52 AM
shhh! stop clouding the issue with facts


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 04:21:49 AM
Not very well. You can practically see it!  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 10, 2005, 04:58:04 AM
If it bothers you so much, buy him a pack of Q-tips. :rolleyes:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 05:03:44 AM
Nah. That's no fun.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Paladin0707077 on March 10, 2005, 05:37:47 AM
Besides they don't work. Just pack it in there tighter.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 10, 2005, 05:39:50 AM
That, too.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Pwincess on March 16, 2005, 07:42:51 AM
Q-tips?  :huh:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 16, 2005, 08:30:47 AM
Cotton Swabs. Ear cleaning thingies.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Pwincess on March 16, 2005, 11:15:22 AM
Ahhh, ear buds  ^_^  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 16, 2005, 11:53:42 AM
Funny name for them. Then again, so is Q-tip. :P  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 16, 2005, 05:00:00 PM
Maybe Q invented them. You know, the guy from the James Bond movies, the one always ragging on Bond for messing up the cars?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Pwincess on March 16, 2005, 08:50:59 PM
ROTFL!

Edit: Happy?  :P  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 12:17:13 AM
That's ROFL or ROTFL.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 02:49:54 PM
Hey, it wasn't a crippling typo.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 04:14:47 PM
Too bad!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 04:16:35 PM
[2L84U]


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 04:17:04 PM
GARROTE WIRE!  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 17, 2005, 04:18:10 PM
Quote
[2L84U]

Rats, I can't read that... not l33t enough. What does that say?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 04:19:29 PM
Too late for you. I thought that was easy. :P  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 04:20:03 PM
Hmm..

Stabbity Urges.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 17, 2005, 04:20:55 PM
Oh. Thanks, Jafar. I kept trying to read it as one word.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 04:21:28 PM
Urges rising.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 04:26:06 PM
So go stab a stabbing dummy.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 04:26:23 PM
WITH A KNIFE!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 04:39:50 PM
Yeah, thats what most people use. :rolleyes:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 04:52:25 PM
Some people use pointy sticks.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 04:52:53 PM
I said most, didn't I?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 04:53:30 PM
Yeah, but some people want to know what the rest use.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 04:54:31 PM
I know one guy that uses a spoon.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 17, 2005, 04:55:46 PM
I can think of the Tick.

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 04:59:51 PM
In the Land of Mordor..in the fires of Amon Amarth, Sauron forged one ring to rule all others..


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 05:03:30 PM
What happened to the stabbings and spoons? :huh:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 05:08:13 PM
Replaced with sharp-edged rings.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 05:31:20 PM
Who would want a sharp-edged ring?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 05:45:21 PM
Evil.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 05:46:06 PM
Figures. It's not very fashionable though.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 17, 2005, 05:46:24 PM
Neither are balloons.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 17, 2005, 06:35:44 PM
Who wears balloons?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 18, 2005, 01:14:49 AM
No one. But you ARE a balloon.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 19, 2005, 05:45:26 AM
*turns corsair into a rock and sends him into orbit*

that's for the bad and much too common balloon references


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 19, 2005, 04:37:16 PM
*Deploys parachute*


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 19, 2005, 04:40:33 PM
The RPS Battle topic is that-a way. And with that said...


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 19, 2005, 04:42:41 PM
Artichokes. Wait, what? I was too busy admiring my beautiful sig.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 19, 2005, 05:27:23 PM
why do you keep obsessing over that?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on March 19, 2005, 07:34:23 PM
lloks like his mother... you know, it's Freudian


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 19, 2005, 11:47:56 PM
Cheap shot, Beer-hoff. But if you like, I can post a picture of YOUR mom.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 20, 2005, 01:25:03 AM
Or more accurately, how ugly he assumes your mother is. :rolleyes:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 20, 2005, 04:56:33 AM
Well, I can only guess, but it must be horrifying, what with her son...


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Kailkay on March 25, 2005, 06:36:00 AM
Woah, now, silver. Calm your horses and hold your take-a-pills.

Your mothers are both EQUALLY ugly. No need to fight over it.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 26, 2005, 04:30:17 AM
that's one way to settle an argument


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Kailkay on March 26, 2005, 05:22:04 AM
Exactly. I major in fight-ending with my expertness stuff.
 


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 26, 2005, 05:34:40 AM
Oh yeah, KLK? Well, this is your mom! (http://www.questformoreglory.com/gamecharacters/qfg4/Profiles/Portraits/Toby.jpg)


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Kailkay on March 26, 2005, 06:22:51 AM
No, I'm pretty sure that's Toby.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 26, 2005, 06:50:06 AM
Toby is your momma, your pappa, AND YOUR WEE DOGGY, TOO!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Kailkay on March 26, 2005, 06:57:08 AM
My wee doggie, too, eh? He's not exactly wee.

Nor do I have a doggie. Nor is Toby a doggie.

In fact, shh now.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 26, 2005, 06:38:16 PM
But he is your momma and your pappa.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 26, 2005, 07:03:39 PM
How can he be both? You need to put a little more sense into your insults, because you insult like a dairy farmer!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 26, 2005, 07:37:08 PM
he could be hermaphroditic


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 26, 2005, 11:21:05 PM
How appropriate, Jafar. You fight like a cow.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 26, 2005, 11:31:04 PM
I'll take that as a compliment. :rolleyes:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 27, 2005, 05:18:34 AM
Are you still wearing diapers?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 27, 2005, 05:28:20 AM
Why, did you want to borrow one?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 27, 2005, 05:30:40 AM
You beat me to it... :glare:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 27, 2005, 05:35:27 AM
Well, I'm the Mistress of Insult Sword-fighting! After all, I beat the ex-master! :fighter:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 27, 2005, 06:07:33 AM
Swift! Look behind you!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 27, 2005, 06:13:55 AM
Yeah yeah yeah, it's a three headed-monkey. :rolleyes:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 27, 2005, 06:15:40 AM
DANG! *Sword flies out of his hand*


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 27, 2005, 06:22:09 AM
See? What did I tell you? I'm the Mistress of Insult Sword Fighting! :fighter:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 27, 2005, 06:34:49 AM
Well, to be fair, you never were the one to serve the insult. You just retaliated.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 27, 2005, 09:41:02 AM
That's because you're the one who went ahead and served insults. I have no intention to do that. Some other time, perhaps.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on March 27, 2005, 02:40:37 PM
Quote
After all, I beat the ex-master! :fighter:
Hey! I beat the ex-master too and all I got was this lousy T-shirt! :angry:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 27, 2005, 02:42:02 PM
Same here. *sigh* Ah well. Ce' lest vie.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on March 28, 2005, 07:39:09 PM
?


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Corsair5 on March 28, 2005, 07:50:11 PM
Stave it off, One, two, three, and now you can count to three!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Swift on March 28, 2005, 11:54:41 PM
I never knew you can count that high!


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on April 04, 2005, 05:27:15 AM
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on April 05, 2005, 01:30:48 AM
oh come on. I ran into a wall with more brains than you :rolleyes:  ;P  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Jafar on April 05, 2005, 02:14:03 AM
*Loses his sword*
I REALLY need to practice... :unsure:  


Title: Check my new sig!
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on April 05, 2005, 02:20:49 AM
ah well, you turned into that wall eventually, so I guess it doesn't matter