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Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Jafar on September 28, 2004, 10:58:39 AM
ITS MY BIRTHDAY! (http://dynamic6.gamespy.com/~kirby/forum/images/smiles/happykirby2.gif)


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: pyro on September 28, 2004, 11:10:12 AM
B) Happy birthday
here's your present, don't use it all at once.


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Swift on September 28, 2004, 12:36:05 PM
I've said it over there and I'll say it over here. Happy birthday! Do you want another mooncake?


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Outchanter on September 28, 2004, 12:36:53 PM
Happy Birthday! *hands Jafar a giant mountain-candy-cake*


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Post by: Kailkay on September 28, 2004, 01:58:00 PM
*gives Jafar his very own staff. Tight around the middle with a cute red bow, and a little tag hanging off it, saying something along the lines of 'And a happy new year!'*

Remember, young Jafar, to use the staff purely for the forces of bonking, and do not ever slip to the dark side of the staff!

P.S. If you post the way you have every day for the next 5 years, then when you're twenty you'll have 32622.5 posts.

Half a post? How do you get half a post... I dunno... peeve someone like Brassie off so she plays a cruel, cruel trick on you?

*shrug*


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Pwincess on September 28, 2004, 10:48:24 PM
Happy Birthday Jafar!  (http://www.eternal-anubis.com/party-smiley-013.gif)


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Jafar on September 29, 2004, 01:38:55 AM
Thank you, everybody! :D
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Do you want another mooncake?
Let me finish the second one first. Thanks.
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*hands Jafar a giant mountain-candy-cake*
Whoa! Just what I always wanted!
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Remember, young Jafar, to use the staff purely for the forces of bonking, and do not ever slip to the dark side of the staff!
Thank you Master Splin- er, KLK. I will use it wisely.


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Kailkay on September 29, 2004, 03:40:47 AM
What, boy, you're calling me a rat now? Hmph. *balances on a quarterstaff standing perpendicular to the floor with his big toe, arms folded, free foot up against his knee. His prehensile wormtail wraps around his waist to keep it out of the wa-*

Oh, I see what you mean now.


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Jafar on September 30, 2004, 06:43:48 AM
Due to...uh...technical difficultys, the cake and ice cream at my house will be delayed. :(  


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: pyro on October 01, 2004, 05:38:40 AM
It's never good when the cake is delayed, never this is a bad omen im baking an emergency cake, with extra sprinkles just in case.


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Kailkay on October 02, 2004, 08:00:31 PM
And I'm busy being a martial guru, standing with a single toe upon my staff. *nods* So sayeth Keven.


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Outchanter on October 02, 2004, 08:19:28 PM
*the door opens and the pizza-delivery guy comes in

"Um, yeah, someone here ordered an extra thick pizza, with like, no cheese, fluffly filling and icing on top?"*


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: pyro on October 02, 2004, 09:24:24 PM
That sounds like a good Pizza why didn't I think of that

*calls the nearest pizza place, sorry sir we just can't do it, it's against regulation. damn pizza guy. what happened to the customer is always right.*


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Outchanter on October 03, 2004, 08:58:17 AM
OC slices up the pizza and starts handing around neat plates complete with itty-bitty cake forks which seem to have suddenly appeared from nowhere.

"Ah, Pyro, the customer is always right. But it helps if you go to a pizza place where they know it." :D


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Swift on October 03, 2004, 11:32:21 AM
Cool party!  B)

*munches on a pizza slice*


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Post by: Jafar on October 03, 2004, 12:58:36 PM
*Opens a large treasure chest, the inside glowing brightly*
*Leans over the edge, takes the contents of the chest, and then holds it over his head*
BA DA DA DAAAA!
[You got The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time Master Quest as a Birthday Gift! Awesome!] :D  


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Outchanter on October 03, 2004, 01:25:04 PM
Ah, Zelda. B)


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Kailkay on October 03, 2004, 06:17:31 PM
I got you an awesome Firebird, good and black, but nothing compares to that.

'Spose I'll give this wicked awesome car to the homeless. Sure they'll find something useful to do with it. *siiigh*


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Outchanter on October 03, 2004, 06:32:31 PM
Hmm, well I thought I gave you a mountain candy cake, but if you want something else...

*rummages in his big ol' bag o' stuff*

Aha! Perfect. A battle dictionary!

:blink:

Waait a second, haven't you already got one of these? *rummages some more* Aha! Perfect. A battle thesaurus!

*hands Jafar the thesaurus*


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: pyro on October 04, 2004, 12:52:53 AM
The dictionary is fun but that battle thesaurus looks really fun.

I got you a bag of stuff a kirby can eat and gain powers from which is why I said don't use it all at once. Can you imagine what would happen to you if you ate yoda and darth vader at the same time, thats one tummy ache I wouldn't want to see.


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Kailkay on October 04, 2004, 12:57:31 AM
Luke would pop in, Yoda'd hide away in some distant artery, Luke would travel there and ask if Vader is his father, and Yoda'll die *just* before he's able to answer.

On a mass killing spree, aka seemingly complete pascifism, Luke will confront Vader, and refuse to fight, forcing Vader to really wreck up Jafar's innards in the worst of ways.


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: pyro on October 04, 2004, 01:15:41 AM
Imagine all those ewoks running around in there, not to mention C3PO and Jar jar binks, in a stomach far f-- near by how will Jafar deal with this mess.


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Jafar on October 04, 2004, 05:24:22 AM
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Hmm, well I thought I gave you a mountain candy cake
~BURP~ Excuse me. Ah, I remember the cake. It was good.
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*hands Jafar the thesaurus*
Cool! This is even stronger! Thanks!

Thanks for the bag of stuff. Pyro. *Starts going through the bag*
Hmm, a magicans wand... ~GLUP~ *Becomes Magic Jafar*
Let me see what I can pull out of my hat...
*Takes a cake out of his hat* Not bad. *Takes a Microphone out of the bag and eats it, becoming Mike Jafar*
Time to sing! *Starts to sing horribly off-key*
(http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/icons/superstar/kirby_mike.gif)HAA-PY BIRRRRTH-DAYE TOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
 


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: pyro on October 04, 2004, 05:51:43 AM
Try eating some keys that might help!!


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Jafar on October 04, 2004, 05:59:22 AM
I would, but combining abilitys is very hard. Impossible to do with some of the more complex powers.


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Post by: Kailkay on October 04, 2004, 08:26:19 AM
Ah. So 'Singing' and 'Well' do not go together then, for a kirby's abilities? It's either one or the other???


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Post by: Outchanter on October 04, 2004, 07:46:35 PM
Seems the case for many people :D


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Post by: Kailkay on October 05, 2004, 08:18:29 AM
How true. :D


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Jafar on October 06, 2004, 02:44:15 AM
Singing may not be one of my greatest talents, but it is one of my deadliest weapons. ;)  


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Swift on October 06, 2004, 02:47:52 AM
Very true. Never tempt a kirby to sing. Trust me on that.


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Kailkay on October 12, 2004, 01:34:10 AM
With a cute voice like that? Aww, it couldn't hurt. Give it a shot, again, Jafar. You probably just failed your perform check-

H-Hey, why's everyone putting on earplugs???


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Jafar on October 12, 2004, 05:19:10 AM
AH be-LEVE AH CAN FLY! AH BE-LEVE AH cAn TOCH TEH SKY! AH BE-leVE AH- *Gets shot by the FBI* AH beLEVE AH Won't DYEEEEEYEYEYE!!! (http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/icons/superstar/kirby_mike.gif)


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Outchanter on October 12, 2004, 10:28:22 AM
'TOCH'? :blink:

:blink:

:blink:

No really, who pronounces it that way?


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Kailkay on October 12, 2004, 06:49:06 PM
*sniffles, and breaks down into tears.*

My ears have never outright refused to bleed due to bad noise before! This is just... so... Sniff...

Whyyyy can't you sing...? Sniff sniff... Sob sob sniff...


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Swift on October 13, 2004, 01:41:43 AM
I think what Jafar needs is a good vocal instructor.


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Kailkay on October 13, 2004, 02:12:27 AM
Or a good vocal!


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Jafar on October 13, 2004, 03:54:41 AM
Thank you, thank you. *Bows*
Any requests?
*Clobbered with rotten tomatoes*


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: pyro on October 13, 2004, 04:16:11 AM
Do you know the lost monks song of silence?


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 17, 2004, 04:33:06 PM
I'd recommend going into punk.  Learn three cords on the guitar and your set... and maybe Afrikaans.

q: what's harsher on the ears then garage punk music?
a: garage punk sung in Afrikaans


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Guest on October 17, 2004, 05:42:47 PM
Hehe :lol: I can imagine. Learned from Gron, have you?


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Post by: Outchanter on October 17, 2004, 05:45:41 PM
Crud. That was me; for some reason I remain logged in until I become complacent - then the next post I make comes out as 'guest'. :(


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 17, 2004, 05:52:06 PM
not quite, I just thought of it the other day,, when listening to German punk.  I thought to myself "wow, this language is really suited to the music, but you know, I bet Afrikaans would be even better".


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Pwincess on October 17, 2004, 11:11:44 PM
Kirby's singing reminds me of Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 17, 2004, 11:24:55 PM
I don't remember there being much punk in My Fair Lady... be then again I did pay much attention to it


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Pwincess on October 17, 2004, 11:27:03 PM
He he he, Eliza Doolittle started of speaking and singing rather badly, however by the end of the movie her singing improved dramatically  ;)  


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 17, 2004, 11:29:33 PM
hopefully that'll happen to Kirby, but first I want to hear him do Afrikaans punk and record it.  I'm trying to build a collection of the world's most extreme music, that's sure to fit in somewhere


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Pwincess on October 17, 2004, 11:32:41 PM
*giggle*  That would be cute to hear  :P  


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Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 17, 2004, 11:37:13 PM
sure  :blink:  


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Post by: Jafar on October 18, 2004, 12:36:45 AM
You should hear Kirby sing in the game. In Super Star, he started with a loud screech. Then he yelled as loud as he could. Then he turns into a punk rocker and and (With an oddly deep voice) yells something that sounds like "SHIRSHAAATOOOOOOH!" I know that he also sings in the Anime, but I missed those episodes.


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 18, 2004, 12:40:21 AM
<_<  that's not nearly as cool as Afrikaans punk oh well  :(  


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Post by: Outchanter on October 18, 2004, 07:01:45 AM
Hmm, a brief google search yields one name for an Afrikaans punk band: Fokofpolisiekar. :rolleyes:


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 18, 2004, 09:54:53 AM
OC, you rock!!! literally


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Post by: Pwincess on October 18, 2004, 10:49:38 AM
He he he...


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Jafar on October 18, 2004, 10:51:32 AM
(http://www.classicgaming.com/kirby/multimedia/icons/nightmare/microphone.PNG) ROCK ON!


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Pwincess on October 18, 2004, 09:13:14 PM
Kirby is so cute!


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 18, 2004, 09:47:46 PM
sorta like a cane toad, eh


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Outchanter on October 19, 2004, 09:59:58 AM
'cept ... a cane toad made of marshmallow :D


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Lord_Bierhoff on October 19, 2004, 01:35:19 PM
and a little pink around the edges


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Outchanter on October 20, 2004, 10:02:27 AM
...which kinda falls under the definition of marshmallow, yes...


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Ignus_Draconus on October 24, 2004, 05:28:20 AM
an odd marshmallow, shaped something like this:
(>^_^)>


Title: Cake? Ice Cream? Presents?
Post by: Jafar on October 24, 2004, 09:50:50 AM
^(^_^)> HIIIIIIIIII!